[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Thank you for your kind compassionate words.

Aw, you're welcome! I strive for compassion in hopes the LORD rewards me for finding unsaved trash pitiful.

He that hath pity upon the poor lendeth unto the LORD; and that which he hath given will he pay him again.
Proverbs 19:17

As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?

Why would I receive an infraction for finding humor in a Bible reference when I did no such thing?

Also if god hates me is it not illogical of me to grovel for salvation? Is that something you do often to someone who hates you?

The LORD says you need to believe His Son was born of a virgin, died on the Cross, was resurrected three days later, all so you don't have to burn in Hell forever if you believe it. How you do this is up to you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?

Please explain where my Sister in Christ was "finding humor in a Bible reference".

I saw her warning you of the consequences of your actions.

I wasn't offended. Being told you are hated and destined for sodomy comes across quite aggressively no?

If I see you leaving a bar drunk and pulling out your car keys, and I tell you that there's a policeman across the street who will arrest you if you try to drive home, and tell you that you will lose your license and maybe go to prison, am I judging you or being aggressive? Or am I trying to guide you from a horrible fate?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Did Jesus mention anal sex with Satan?

No.

I'm not being facetious by the way I really am curious

I believe you.

[barnabbas]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Did Jesus mention anal sex with Satan? I'm not being facetious by the way I really am curious

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

I wasn't offended. Being told you are hated and destined for sodomy comes across quite aggressively no?

Warning you where you are headed is not particularly aggressive, IMO. Jesus did the same, friend.

Luke 13:3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

[barnabbas]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

I wasn't offended. Being told you are hated and destined for sodomy comes across quite aggressively no?

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

I was asking if the same rules applied to both posts so I don't see how the 'lesson' of abusing me comes into it?

Hebrews 12:5-8
5 And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
6 For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.


How did Mrs. Etheldreda offend you or abuse you?

[barnabbas]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

I was asking if the same rules applied to both posts so I don't see how the 'lesson' of abusing me comes into it?

[Levi Jones]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Thank you for your kind compassionate words.
As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?

Though Mary is merely a woman and is forbidden to teach Christian men over biblical matters, she is more than adequate of a teacher for the unsaved little lambs such as yourself.

Also if god hates me is it not illogical of me to grovel for salvation? Is that something you do often to someone who hates you?

If that person holds your eternal soul in his hands, I would do whatever it takes.

[barnabbas]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

"The good Pastor Rune Enoe is simply sharing God's Word in an easy to understand format. Apparently, you require more simplification. How's this: God hates you. Repent now and be Saved. Spend eternity in Heaven praising Jesus instead of in Hell being Satan's Anal Boy Toy forever."

Thank you for your kind compassionate words.
As I received an infraction for daring to find humour in the extremity of a bible reference I gather your comment above will earn you the same? Or is hypocrisy the order of the day?

Also if god hates me is it not illogical of me to grovel for salvation? Is that something you do often to someone who hates you?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

This is hands down the funniest thing I've ever scene. I presume you'll be in Charge of the raping?

The LORD alone is in charge of the raping (Judges 21:10-24; Numbers 31:7-18; Deuteronomy 20:10-14; Deuteronomy 21:10-1; Judges 5:30; Exodus 21:7-11; Zechariah 14:1-2). A man who rapes without the LORD's direction will face punishment, such as having to support the woman as his wife (Deuteronomy 22:28-29), unless of course she was engaged at the time and didn't fight back (Deuteronomy 22:23-24).

The good Pastor Rune Enoe is simply sharing God's Word in an easy to understand format. Apparently, you require more simplification. How's this: God hates you. Repent now and be Saved. Spend eternity in Heaven praising Jesus instead of in Hell being Satan's Anal Boy Toy forever.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

This is hands down the funniest thing I've ever scene. I presume you'll be in Charge of the raping?

What do you find funny about God's Word?

[barnabbas]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

Brethren and Sistren

It has come to my attention that not only are many of our members unable to correctly recite all of The Ten Commandments, but those who can remember even a few, invariably get the sequence wrong.

Let me set the record straight: The commandments do not come in a random sequence. With the exception of the 7th Commandment -- an obvious anomaly -- the Commandments appear in order of severity. The harsher the punishment, the closer to the top.

I hope this handy color chart will make the intrinsic beauty of God's word more comprehensible to all:

Commandment	Alert Level	Punishment
1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.	Severe	Genocide. Entire cities with men, women, children and animals must be killed. (Deuteronomy 2:33-34, Numbers 21:34-35, 1 Samuel 15:2-3, Joshua 6:21. Joshua 10:40) In some cases you can keep the girls alive for raping. (Numbers 31:15-18)
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image	Severe	Genocide. Entire cities with men, women, children and animals must be killed. (See above.)
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain;	High	Capital punishment (Leviticus 24:16, Deuteronomy 18:20, Mark 3:28-29)
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.	High	Capital punishment (Exodus 31:14, Exodus 31:15, Exodus 35:2 Numbers 15:32)
5. Honour thy father and thy mother:	High	Capital punishment (Exodus 21:15, Exodus 21:17, Leviticus 20:9)
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.	High	Capital punishment (Leviticus 20:10)
6. Thou shalt not kill.	Elevated	Capital punishment in some cases (For killing Cain, yes, for killing Abel, no: Genesis 4:15).
8. Thou shalt not steal.	Guarded	Excessive fines or slavery: (Exodus 22:1-3). Only in rare cases such as stealing slaves, capital punishment (Exodus 21:16). Thieves caught in the night are to be executed (Exodus 22:1-3)
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.	Low	Despisement and scorn (Proverbs 12:8)
10. Thou shalt not covet . . .	Low	Despisement and scorn (Romans 7:7-8)

This is hands down the funniest thing I've ever scene. I presume you'll be in Charge of the raping?

[Pen Eses Eater]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

If you break the bad commandments you go to jail and guess what your prize will be? Free butt sex for life!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Ten Commandments and their Punishments

I been reading this here thread and I got so mad I had to register to let you know how I'm feeling.

Since I moved to the UK near on 10 years back, I've met nothing but these disgraceful excuses for Christians that think they can change the WORD OF GOD to suit their own ends.

How clear do you want it to be? He's gone written in down in plain English!

Thank you, Pastor for this colour coded chart. I myself was already aware of the punishments like any Christian should be. Hopefully this is a step in the right direction for others.

Mark.

Hi, Mark!

Why not wander over to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself per the instructions posted there, that we may welcome you properly?