WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

[Talitha]

We all know what happens to Non-believers, false Christians, Hippies, Goths, Belgians and Homers.
They all end up in the Fiery Pits of Hell being Barbecued on the end of Satans Barbed tallywhacker.

What do you think happens if a True Christian™ ever did anything really bad?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

Interesting questions, but True Christians™ already know the answer to this.

Act 2:27 Because thou wilt not leave my soul in hell, neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

Interesting questions, but True Christians™ already know the answer to this.

Act 2:27 Because thou wilt not leave my soul in hell, neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption.

Godly words Reverand Brother. The unsaved may not realize this but we TRUE Christians test ourselves consently to see if we can sin. The fact that Jesus will not let us is the proof we are under His guidance.

[Talitha]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

Interesting questions, but True Christians™ already know the answer to this.

Act 2:27 Because thou wilt not leave my soul in hell, neither wilt thou suffer thine Holy One to see corruption.

That may be all well and good Rev. Dr; but what about the high cost of new shoes for Baby Jesus©?
Surely I the suspected Sinner would have to pay a hefty Loving donation at least?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

That may be all well and good Rev. Dr; but what about the high cost of new shoes for Baby Jesus©?
Surely I the suspected Sinner would have to pay a hefty Loving donation at least?

Well Sister Talitha, the bible does include a section about tithing. If a True Christian were to fall into remission, I would imagine the church council would decide upon appropiate penalties. If a True Christian were to fall to temptation/homerism, then he/she was never really a True Christian™ to begin with. Also, if you fall down the stairs, you must start at the bottom step again.

While all Christians must battle temptation daily, remember that he who follows the laws, and breaks but one, is guilty of them all. Therefore a True Christian man can not sin.

[Talitha]

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Thank you for your words of wisdom Brothers. It must be a big responsibility having to cope with so much intelligence.

I think and worry about these things. Today, while in the Nail Parlor I was thinking about just this subject while flicking through a copy of Maximum Horsepower magazine.



There was an article about Jezebels which had me worried.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

There was an article about Jezebels which had me worried.

Now Talitha, they only publish those articles to warn us good and TRUE Christian men about the dangers these Jezebels pose to us. Do you want to see one of your Christian brethren drug off by to be some plaything of some motorcycle ridding harlot dressed in far too tight leather who thinks she is some space Amazon from the planet Venus? The though is too horrible to contemplate. We’ve seen the like at the very front gate of Landover; they come around claiming to be “girl scouts on a fund raising cookie drive” or “Avon sales ladies” but we know the first chance those strumpets get they will be all over the first TRUE Christian man they can get their claws into.

I know it is hard for a proper lady like you Sister Talitha, innocent of the ways of the world like you are, but these “women” crave our seed since it is unpolluted!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

We all know what happens to Non-believers, false Christians, Hippies, Goths, Belgians and Homers.
They all end up in the Fiery Pits of Hell being Barbecued on the end of Satans Barbed tallywhacker.

What do you think happens if a True Christian™ ever did anything really bad?

Goodness, I thought this was a joke!

A True Christian™ can't sin. If someone claiming to be a True Christian™ were to sin, that would mean that she was never a True Christian™ to begin with.

That said, I'm sure that if a TC were to try to sin, God would see that the sinning was indeed done badly, and get quite a chuckle out of it!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

I said other. Sin is an xtian concept. If you were to do something bad/negative, you would have to deal with and face the consequences appropriately, as any human being would do.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

I said other. Sin is an xtian concept. If you were to do something bad/negative, you would have to deal with and face the consequences appropriately, as any human being would do.

There is were your thinking is failing Rachael; sin is a Christian concept of what the unsaved do.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

I said other. Sin is an xtian concept. If you were to do something bad/negative, you would have to deal with and face the consequences appropriately, as any human being would do.

Even your pagan religions had things which were abominations to your gods. It would appear that your thoughts on sin come from another source. Perhaps it comes from you actively sinning, and knowing it is wrong?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

The idea of 'sin' is more xtian though. In Paganism it is different. I don't want to get into a huge discussion on it here as it would derail the thread, but if you wanted to get more into my views on the subject, feel free to PM me or something.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

The idea of 'sin' is more xtian though. In Paganism it is different. I don't want to get into a huge discussion on it here as it would derail the thread, but if you wanted to get more into my views on the subject, feel free to PM me or something.

I did in the past, and you never answered.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

Ok, PM me rather than email. I have issues with email at the moment....

[OnYourKnees]

Re: WHAT HAPPENS IF A BELIEVER SINS REALLY BADLY

Ok, PM me rather than email. I have issues with email at the moment....

Perhaps we need a "Heathenistic Perversions Corner" where you two can chat?