A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots

[Bobby-Joe]

I think it is time you girls get some good visuals in your life. I have taken the liberty of posting one of the photos from Landover Pastoral Guide for a New Wife below. This picture will show you how a woman should behave . While it is admittedly a feebly hope by viewing this Godly example of proper behavior for a chick it might awaken in you harlots heart the long suppressed urge to be a proper ladies.

Well here it is; Christian wife properly greeting her husband with dinner.

It is high time you broads wake and get it right with Jesus.PRAISE!

[Enobarbus]

Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots

I think it is time you girls get some good visuals in your life. I have taken the liberty of posting one of the photos from Landover Pastoral Guide for a New Wife below. This picture will show you how a woman should behave . While it is admittedly a feebly hope by viewing this Godly example of proper behavior for a chick it might awaken in you harlots heart the long suppressed urge to be a proper ladies.

Well here it is; Christian wife properly greeting her husband with dinner.

It is high time you broads wake and get it right with Jesus.PRAISE!

Is that visual a little dark Brother, or has Satan and his minions been fiddling with my monitor adjustments again?

It is a wondeful visual, but one can only hope against hope that it has some effect.

[Vindicator of the Vigilant]

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That's just a tad revealing

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots

Umm....so let me get this straight.

You want me to let myself be chained up, kneeling on the floor, holding a chicken.....?

While I might not necessarily be opposed to the chain idea what on earth am I meant to do with a rubber chicken?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots

Umm....so let me get this straight.

You want me to let myself be chained up, kneeling on the floor, holding a chicken.....?

While I might not necessarily be opposed to the chain idea what on earth am I meant to do with a rubber chicken?

You see, the fact that you insist on asking what the rubber chicken is for shows you just do not get it!!! Did Abraham asked why he needs to snuff his son when God said so? No! well a good wife won't ask why the husband wants a rubber chicken!

That's just a tad revealing

The TRUTH(tm) is revealing and shouldn't be feared.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You see, the fact that you insist on asking what the rubber chicken is for shows you just do not get it!!! Did Abraham asked why he needs to snuff his son when God said so? No! well a good wife won't ask why the husband wants a rubber chicken!

No, dammit, I wanna know.
Just what would I be expected to do with the rubber chicken and just where in the bible does it talk about women making use of rubber chickens?
Or is it just something that YOU want to see.....??

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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No, dammit, I wanna know.
Just what would I be expected to do with the rubber chicken and just where in the bible does it talk about women making use of rubber chickens?
Or is it just something that YOU want to see.....??

It's a parable for pot roast. Now stop your yapping and go make me a sandwich, witch.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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It's a parable for pot roast. Now stop your yapping and go make me a sandwich, witch.

So let me get this straight one more time.

You think I should get chained up, get on my knees on the floor, clad in only what appears to be shreds of material that don't leave much to the imagination, holding in my hands a nice juicy potroast.....???

You baptists are a strange bunch.

[Brother Temperance]

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So let me get this straight one more time.

You think I should get chained up, get on my knees on the floor, clad in only what appears to be shreds of material that don't leave much to the imagination, holding in my hands a nice juicy potroast.....???

You baptists are a strange bunch.

PRAISE JESUS!

Mark 4:11 And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all these things are done in parables:
12 That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them.

His will is done! The parable of the rubber chicken has successfully confused the heathen, so that she may see and not perceive, thus stopping her from being converted and having her sins forgiven! The Lord has worked through Brother Bobby-Joe to stop Hellsin becoming a Christian, thus ensuring that we won't have to share Heaven with her! GLORY!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Don't you try reverse psychology on meeee, BT.

So far all that is to be gleaned from this topic is that Bobby Joe and a couple of others here may have an unusual use for rubber chickens.

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

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So let me get this straight one more time.

You think I should get chained up, get on my knees on the floor, clad in only what appears to be shreds of material that don't leave much to the imagination, holding in my hands a nice juicy potroast.....???

You baptists are a strange bunch.

ROFL. That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[SUV]

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I thought it was supposed to be you Mens that choke the chicken!

[Sailor Chaos (On Moderation)]

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Another thing: what's a wicker harlot? Sounds like a very painful sex toy.

[SUV]

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Another thing: what's a wicker harlot? Sounds like a very painful sex toy.

Well.....? The Wicker Man devised a very painful 'toy' indeed! (I'm ignoring that "s" word you used.)

[WorthyOne]

Re: A special message for Rachael and other uppity wicker harlots

Another thing: what's a wicker harlot? Sounds like a very painful sex toy.

ROTFLMAO!!!