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  • Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle
    Saved Like a Mo-Fo
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 22
    #1

    M.C. Matt 7:21-23

    I'ma rap a little bit about a little somethin-somethin my man Lord Jizzle Chrizzle laid down in the Gizzosple of M.C. Matt.

    Just cause yo skeezer ass gives a shout out to Lord Jizzle Chrizzle don't mean he's gonna let you into his crib, dig. You gots ta obizzle the word of the man upstairs.

    A bunch of you wack squares are gonna say, yo JC, we laid down some def new jams, busted some fresh new rhymes, and cold got jiggy wid it.

    And Jizzle Chrizzle will tell you, get yo lyin perpetratin ass out of here. I don't even know who the hell you are. You ain't nothin but a chump.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: M.C. Matt 7:21-23

      I didn't understand a word of that Pastor Pizizzle, but I pray that your "groovy lingo" reaches the ears of young heathens everywhere.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Mrs. Rogers
          compassion personified
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2692
          #3
          Re: M.C. Matt 7:21-23

          Originally posted by Pastor Bizzle-Rizzle View Post
          we laid down some def new jams
          How wonderful! I too preserved some new jams only yesterday, in addition to pickles, plums and what not.
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