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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11617

    #1

    Animals Ain't Saved

    I don't remember if it was somewhere on this site, or on another ( or possibly both ) but some whiney person was doing the wah-wah over how mean old Bible Believing Christians were breaking little children's hearts by pointing out the fact that there fluffy puppies or whatever weren't going to go to heaven.

    Lord a' Mercy!

    Even a dimwitted female such as myself who should remain silent ( or possibly just stop typing and cross her fingers together in a lady-like manner ) knows that God is no animal rights activist. There are several unfavorable references to dogs in the Bible-- and we certainly all know how He feels about cats! -- and no godly person in the Bible had pets.

    God used animals for sacrifice and for disparaging comparisons when rebuking sinners. That's about all He has to say on the subject, other than advising us which ones are an abomination and which ones are tasty, of course.

    Sure, Jesus is the Good Shepard and all that, but shepards guard their , the sheep from wolves and such so they (the sheep ) can be shorn and/or slaughterd later to provide for the shepard's economic benefit.

    The only animal that I remember any kind mention towards in the Bible is the sparrow. As Jesus pointed out, God notices even when an innocent little sparrow falls from a branch. But does He go all mushy and pick it up so it doesn't get eaten or stepped on, NO!

    Really, who wants an Almighty God who gets all gooey over baby animals , anyway? There's a reason why God is a He and not a she. Burning people of all ages for eternity and ordering crack troops to "dashith little ones" agains a wall is not for wimps. Only a Great, Mighty, Manly God could make a tough call like that.

    In sweetness,

    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy
  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #2
    Re: Animals Ain't Saved

    Indeed, animals are absolutely unSaved. But note, when they die, they are not damned to Hell, either.

    They are not sons of Adam, have no immortal souls, and they have no knowledge of good and evil.

    When the die, that is it, they are dead. D-E-A-D dead.

    I am just speculating now, but there maybe animals in heaven, however. But they will be more like set dressings, if you will, and not pets. God may decorate, adorn, and embellish heaven with illustrated glorious dioramas of various teachings, parables, and stories. For instance, there may be displays of lions and lambs peacefully sleeping, or perhaps doves and such illustrating sacrificial altars. But keep in mind, these animals are essentially 'props' and will never have experienced any earthly existence.
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Animals Ain't Saved

      And what of the horse Jesus will come riding with a fiery sword protruding from His mouth?

      Perhaps they have stables in Heaven.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #4
        Re: Animals Ain't Saved

        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
        and no godly person in the Bible had pets.
        I could not agree more. Pets are for sissies. Animals are for us to shoot, grill and eat.

        Genesis 9:3 "Every moving thing that liveth, shall be meat for you."
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Petal
          LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 991

          #5
          Re: Animals Ain't Saved

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          And what of the horse Jesus will come riding with a fiery sword protruding from His mouth?

          Perhaps they have stables in Heaven.
          i shore hope so, Mr.Jones! but i not wants to clean up horse poop in heavens who gonna be mades to do that?

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          • repented harlot70
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2010
            • 213

            #6
            Re: Animals Ain't Saved

            I hope on the new Earth we have kitties and horses.

            But no poops.

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            • handmaiden
              Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 11617

              #7
              Re: Animals Ain't Saved

              Originally posted by repented harlot70 View Post
              I hope on the new Earth we have kitties and horses.

              But no poops.
              Kitties?! As in cats? You find me ONE WORD that God has to say in favor of cats.* I bet you can find more favorable references to poop!


              Allergically Yours,

              Handmaiden

              * and no, the Lion of Judah does not count
              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22380

                #8
                Re: Animals Ain't Saved

                Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                the Lion of Judah does not count
                Why not?
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • handmaiden
                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 11617

                  #9
                  Re: Animals Ain't Saved

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Why not?
                  Dear Brother Cranky Old Man;

                  It is now early whereas before it was late and I have not slept. I am too tired to explain anything. Please look up the reason that I am wrong and get back to me. It will spare us both a lot of trouble. As long as you are up, please look up a few more reasons why I will be wrong in the future. It will mean a lot of work for you, as I am often wrong, but I have confidence in your abilities.

                  If you want to go ahead and refute any and all of my future postings please feel free. This will leave me time to bake or possibly lie down and die. I will have to check my cupboards for flour and/or cyanide before I can firm up my plans. Tell the grandkids I said hi, or possibly bye.

                  Drowsily Yours,

                  Handmaiden
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22380

                    #10
                    Re: Animals Ain't Saved

                    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                    It is now early whereas before it was late and I have not slept. I am too tired to explain anything.
                    Get some sleep and if you are sober again, start doing some serious Bible study.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Seth Campbell
                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1565

                      #11
                      Re: Animals Ain't Saved

                      Originally posted by repented harlot70 View Post
                      I hope on the new Earth we have kitties and horses.

                      But no poops.
                      Actually from what I've seen there's no mention of kitties (house cats) in the Bible at all, neither positive or negative.

                      It does look like horses will be there.

                      If we look at 2 Kings 2, it is mentioned that when Elijah was taken up in the whirlwind, he was taken in the Lords Chariot.
                      11And it came to pass, as they still went on, and talked, that, behold, there appeared a chariot of fire, and horses of fire, and parted them both asunder; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven.


                      Zechariah also mentions horses
                      8I saw by night, and behold a man riding upon a red horse, and he stood among the myrtle trees that were in the bottom; and behind him were there red horses, speckled, and white. 9Then said I, O my lord, what are these? And the angel that talked with me said unto me, I will shew thee what these be. 10And the man that stood among the myrtle trees answered and said, These are they whom the LORD hath sent to walk to and fro through the earth.

                      Of course the white horse in Revelation
                      11And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.

                      Unfortunately dogs are not looked at so nicely in the Bible, so I doubt there will be any there. Which is too bad, because I feel very close to God when I'm out hunting on an early morning. Just me, the dog, the birds and my shotgun.
                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                      • God's Cruzateher
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2010
                        • 18

                        #12
                        Re: Animals Ain't Saved

                        I beg to differ. I'm saving quite a few of them...in my freezer.

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                        • repented harlot70
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 213

                          #13
                          Re: Animals Ain't Saved

                          I can be happy with horses

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #14
                            Re: Animals Ain't Saved

                            Originally posted by repented harlot70 View Post
                            I can be happy with horses

                            I think riding horses of fire would be cool
                            Drama queen

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                            • BlessedB
                              Unsaved trash, suspected witch
                              • May 2010
                              • 24

                              #15
                              Re: Animals Ain't Saved

                              I have a friend whose ashes will be mixed with her dog's and cat's and tossed into a lake. If the animals aren't saved, won't it be a hard sorting job for Saint Pete?
                              Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God.

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