Let's play a game: Heaven or Hell!

[exMormon]

As we all know, the Good Lord is fair and just, we thank him every day for his righteous judgments.

Liberal Christians (ie, Episcopals, Southern Baptists, Methodists) say that God loves everyone. They believe that the Bible is composed entirely of John 3:16. However, those of us who are TRUE CHRISTIANS® know that sometimes the Lord's word is a bitter pill to swallow.

So I have devised a little game called "Heaven or Hell", inspired from the real game on LandoverBaptist.com. Give us your best sob story and we will tell you, based on Bible facts, where this person went/will go when they die.

[exMormon]

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I'll start.

Little Britney was only 4 years old when she was kidnapped from her home. Her family searched and searched for her for years to no avail. Britney's captors held her in a cage in their backyard for 14 years. When Britney was 18 she managed to escape that cage and she fled. At this point in her life she had never heard of Christ, never. When she got to the street she flagged down a car and cried for help. It was Britney's lucky day, the man who picked her up was a Baptist minister. The man asked her right away if she had ever heard of Jesus Christ, but Britney wasn't interested in listening. She was just so happy to be away from the people who kidnapped her when she was only a child and all she could think about was finding her family.
Britney politely told the minister "Hey, this Jesus guy sounds great and I would love to learn more about him, but right now I just wanna get a shower and find my family". The Baptist minister agreed to talk about it later and decided they'd stop and get her something to eat. However, no sooner did he stop the car then they were hit by an 18 wheeler going 85 mph. Britney was killed instantly, but the Baptist minister (by the Grace of God) survived unscathed.

Where did Britney go when she died? False Christians might tell you that she went to Heaven, but this is not so. Britney went straight to hell, she did not pass go, she did not collect $200, she went straight to Hell. See, Britney might have been safe had she not heard of Jesus Christ before. But unfortunately enough for her she was picked up by a Baptist minister who taught her about Jesus. The Bible says that those who hear about Christ but choose to reject him suffer an eternity in Hellfire.

[Nobar King]

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That is certainly a sad story. People just don't realize how easy it is to get a quick trip to hell.

[exMormon]

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Here's another sob story in which liberal Christians will tell you the person went to Heaven. Where do you think this person went?


Mike began hearing voices at the age of 6 years old. Initially his parents sought out secular medicine to help him, but to no avail. Mike continued to hear voices and was in and out of institutions his whole life. He was completely non-functional. When Mike was 10 his parents accepted Christ as their saviour and decided to take him to a Baptist minister for an exorcism. Unfortunately, the exorcism was not a success and the pastor convinced Mike's parents to give him up to Satan. Reluctantly Mike's parents left him in a mental institution and never saw him again. When Mike was 18 he was able to sign himself out of the institution, but he was still unable to get along in society. He sought the advise of a pastor who taught him about Jesus Christ. Mike just didn't understand though, the voices in his head and the visual hallucinations were just too much for him. Mike had no grasp on what was fantasy and what was reality.
Shortly thereafter Mike committed suicide.

Where did Mike go?

[exMormon]

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That is certainly a sad story. People just don't realize how easy it is to get a quick trip to hell.

It is indeed, but God is a just God and we know his judgments are perfect, so we have to trust him.

[TC Patriot]

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Britney was a harlot form the get go otherwise she would not have been in the cage. When she escaped and had the good fortune to meet a man of God who was probably Jesus or at least sent by Jesus she rejected him.

That harlot was destined for hell. She go out of the cage and was given yet another chance to know Jesus yet she allowed her earthly wants to displace her need to know our loving savior so quite rightly and quite justly Jesus prepared and 18 wheeler ( I hope is was hauling Bible) to kill her and send her straight to hell to be caged by Satan in the lake of fire for rejecting our Jesus.

[exMormon]

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That's right! Britney had the opportunity to accept Christ as her saviour, but she didn't. She was too concerned with finding her family. Let's hope, for her sake, her parents didn't find Jesus either, that's the only way she'll ever be anywhere near them again.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Where did Mike go?

Mike went to Hell .

God does not like it when we commit suicide as killing people is His job: Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."

Instead of killing himself should have prayed to Jesus to get fixed: Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

[Mrs. Rogers]

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David was a serial rapist of young women. One of victims, Jane, was 15 when he raped her. She had been a good Christian girl, but after her rape became very angry with God for allowing this to happen to her ... she found the help and counseling offered by her Pastor to be lacking and somewhat offensive, especially when she was advised to forgive her rapist, and ask GOD to forgive her anger toward Him. Well, being an impetuous little madam she would have none of that, stopped attending church (much to her mother's dismay), and when she left school began volunteering at a rape crisis centre, where she was trained as a counselor and eventually employed as a paid worker. She loved her work, however the centre where she worked was a truly evil place as not one counselor thought to encourage marriage between rapists and victims, as is commanded by the Bible. However, God in His wisdom killed Jane when she was only 32, by having her car hit by a drunk driver (who survived, thereby proving that the true target of God's wrath was indeed Jane).

David, on the other hand, was having quite a different journey -- the savagery of his rapes escalated to such a degree that he began killing his victims. He was caught, incarcerated, and whilst on death row converted to Christianity. They say that when he was executed he had a smile on his face.

Where did Jane go?

Where did David go?

[exMormon]

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Oh Mrs. Rogers, that one is too simple. God loves everyone and they both went to Heaven. Right?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Where did Jane go?

Jane went to Hell for refusing to marry her rapist and refusing to ask Jesus to forgive her for that: Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

Where did David go?

David went to Heaven (assuming he was sincere) for allowing Jesus to wash away his sins: 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

[repented harlot70]

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Can I try one?

Delilah was a 15 year old orphan who was in and out of group homes. She became pregnant by her 19 year old boyfriend, who then was shipped off to Iraq and killed by a roadside bomber. The grief of this caused her to miscarry the baby. While in the hospital, she was given a 1611KJV Bible by a well meaning nurse. She realized the error of her ways and accepted Jesus as Lord and Savior. A week later, while attending the funeral, she kissed her boyfriend goodbye and the coffin dislodged, tipping and crushing her under the weight of it. She died instantly.

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[exMormon]

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She accepted Christ, so she went to Heaven.

[Larry Lee]

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Can I try one?

Delilah was a 15 year old orphan who was in and out of group homes. She became pregnant by her 19 year old boyfriend, who then was shipped off to Iraq and killed by a roadside bomber. The grief of this caused her to miscarry the baby. While in the hospital, she was given a 1611KJV Bible by a well meaning nurse. She realized the error of her ways and accepted Jesus as Lord and Savior. A week later, while attending the funeral, she kissed her boyfriend goodbye and the coffin dislodged, tipping and crushing her under the weight of it. She died instantly.

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What a touching story that is. I was honestly moved -- thanks for sharing.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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This game reminds me of a spelling bee. Billy joe got ''finally'' and you just know that you are going to get ''chrysanthemum'' .....Again.