Re: True Christians are Perfect!
Please point out where a True Christian(tm) has explicitly said you were Satan.
(Make sure your "students" (
) pay attention to this part.)
It's possible someone has said you were satanic, or that you worshiped Satan, or that you had satin sheets (
), but if you can point out ONE instance where a True Christian(tm) has specifically said you were Satan I will donate $1,000 to the NAMBLA charity of your choosing.
Be advised, telling someone they smell like poopy does not mean they are actually poopy.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
P.S. Have some of your "students" (
) register so that we can welcome them to God's Favorite Forum! Your failure to do so confirms your admission that they are a figment of your drug-fueled imagination.
Originally posted by Composter
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Please point out where a True Christian(tm) has explicitly said you were Satan.
(Make sure your "students" (

It's possible someone has said you were satanic, or that you worshiped Satan, or that you had satin sheets (

Be advised, telling someone they smell like poopy does not mean they are actually poopy.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
P.S. Have some of your "students" (

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