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  • Composter
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    Re: True Christians are Perfect!

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    It has probably escaped your notice that young girls are incapable of becoming pregnant.
    1. Thank you for thus agreeing the bible is a man made book containing lies and Story book Mary couldn't have given birth to a child as according to Luke 1:35 which is (according to you) a lie!

    2. A pregnancy can take place at any time after puberty, with menarche (first menstrual period) normally taking place around age 12 or 13, and being the stage at which a female becomes potentially fertile (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_pregnancy)

    3. Much much much much much much better luck next times!

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: True Christians are Perfect!

    Originally posted by Composter View Post
    At least you agree with the Story book that your Story book god is a Satan!

    Hence IF you actually believe this Story book jesus and its god are one and the same, then you also agree that this jesus is aka Satan!

    You must have taken a few seconds to withdraw your nose (Unlike me your having no penis) from your fellow bendover baptist's butt to make your latest self-contradicting fatal contribution. LOL!

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    Your obsession with my tallywacker is disturbing. Do your "students" () know about your queer longings for my tallywacker?

    PLEASE STOP OBSESSING ABOUT MY TALLYWACKER!!!



    (Romans 1:27) "And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

    YiC,

    Zech

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  • Composter
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    Re: True Christians are Perfect!

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    How did God abandon Jesus when THEY ARE THE SAME?



    Your drunken ramblings always crack me up.

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
    Posted via Mobile Device
    At least you agree with the Story book that your Story book god is a Satan!

    Hence IF you actually believe this Story book jesus and its god are one and the same, then you also agree that this jesus is aka Satan!

    You must have taken a few seconds to withdraw your nose (Unlike me your having no penis) from your fellow bendover baptist's butt to make your latest self-contradicting fatal contribution. LOL!

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  • Bible Student
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    Re: True Christians are Perfect!

    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
    You keep citing Romans 3:23 as if that makes your (falacious) point for you. Of course all have sinned. But apparently you are not familiar with the concept of having your sins washed away by the Blood of Christ. Myself, I used to be a raging sodomaniac. But since becoming True Christians™, it is literally impossible for us to sin! I couldn't sin, even if I wanted to. Glory!

    Philippians 2:13
    For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.


    I John 3:6-9
    Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
    Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
    He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
    Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

    (Note that True Christians™ are born of God, according to John 1:12, I John 3:2, and Romans 8:14.)

    I John 5:18
    We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

    It's almost as if you are trying to sound ignorant. This is what happens when those without the Spirit to guide their discernment try to "interpret" God's Word.
    It is actually far worse than that. The Compost Heap is trying to twist the words to make them appear that Jesus, God Himself, is a sinner.

    I know Composter can't be Satan because Satan is far more intelligent than Composter appears to be. And we know from Scripture itself that Satan understands the Bible inside and out, something Composter does not.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: True Christians are Perfect!

    Originally posted by Composter View Post
    My sentiments exactly you Satan worshipper of a god aka a Satan that molested a young child called Mary (apparently?)
    It has probably escaped your notice that young girls are incapable of becoming pregnant. I know that you are not a teacher because you do not have sufficient English Language to be admitted to any teacher training programme which suggests that you don't know what a "student" is either.

    I John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceiue you: he that doth righteousnes, is righteous, euen as he is righteous.
    ©1611

    You refer to what you consider a non-valid source - The Bible - yet seem unaware of any other source material. In that case what you present cannot be considered as any sort of "argument" and so there is nothing for you to "win" - you're not the first person to be angry with God:

    Jonah 4:4 Then said the Lord, Doest thou well to be angry?
    ©1611

    Having been immersed in bile and vomit - an experience you will be familiar with - one man learned how to trust and give thanks. Of course you have to be capable of learning, and what God did next is a matter of history.

    Praise Him in the Firmament of His Power . Obadiah 1:3

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: True Christians are Perfect!

    I'm bored with Composter now.

    His posts all follow the same lines.

    Grandiose delusion of own mental might.
    Reference to imaginary students.
    Imma no believe the Bible.
    Imma call you all a faggot.
    Imma quote stuff out of context.
    Imma rant on and on and on and on while saying nothing at all except tha above ad nauseum.

    Has he said anything new from the moment he arrived?

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: True Christians are Perfect!

    How did God abandon Jesus when THEY ARE THE SAME?



    Your drunken ramblings always crack me up.

    YiC,

    Z. Smyth
    Posted via Mobile Device

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  • Composter
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    Re: True Christians are Perfect!

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    The delusions of the average Satan-worshiping child-molester are legendary.



    YiC,

    Zech
    Posted via Mobile Device
    My sentiments exactly you Satan worshipper of a god aka a Satan that molested a young child called Mary (apparently?)

    Story book proofs -

    1. Those who claim to worship biblical god are Satan worshippers -

    "And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah". (2 Samuel 24: 1) KJV story book


    Comparing this parallel account of the same incident we read: -


    And Satan stood up against Israel, , , , (1 Chron. 21: 1) KJV story book


    Later in story book 1 Chron. 21 we read: -


    And God was displeased with this thing; therefore he smote Israel. {And...: Heb. And it was evil in the eyes of the LORD concerning this thing} 8 And David said unto God, I have sinned greatly, because I have done this thing: but now, I beseech thee, do away the iniquity of thy servant; for I have done very foolishly. (1 Chron. 21: 7 - 8) KJV story book


    So the ADVERSARY = Satan (i.e. Satan is a Hebrew Word - Metaphor) that was against Israel / smote Israel - was definitely not a naughty spirit angel supernatural being (which don't literally exist in or out of the story book pages) but was story book god itself!



    2. Bendover baptist' Cult god molests (rapes) young girl Mary -


    Luke 1:35! KJV Story book


    Not only molests and finally rapes her, but then refuses to marry her and then after having its way with her and its cowardly act and then disgracefully abandons its bastard child to another man Joseph, to care for!


    QED

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    You aren't going to Google your way to salvation, son.

    Tell you what: if you can explain BOTH of those passages in context IN YOUR OWN WORDS within the next ten minutes, I'll see what I can do to prevent you from getting banned for badmouthing Pastor Ezekiel.

    Hint: if you use the word "hypocrite" you automatically lose.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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  • Paul the Foreigner
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    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    There is NO Truer Christian the Pastor Ezekiel. Have some respect .

    YIC

    Jack
    This bible verses refer to "pastor" Ezekiel and you all:

    Acts 23,3: Then said Paul unto him, God shall smite thee, thou whited wall: for sittest thou to judge me after the law, and commandest me to be smitten contrary to the law?

    and Matthew 23,27-28:

    Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men"s bones, and of all uncleanness.
    Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: True Christians are Perfect!

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    The delusions of the average Satan-worshiping child-molester are legendary.



    YiC,

    Zech
    Posted via Mobile Device
    Do you reckon in his mind that some of his imaginary students have got the hots for him?

    'Look how big and clever I am trolling this Church students . Yes, you can sit in my lap Sarah. No, that's not a crayon in my pocket'


    YiC

    Jack

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  • Jedediah
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    You keep citing Romans 3:23 as if that makes your (falacious) point for you. Of course all have sinned. But apparently you are not familiar with the concept of having your sins washed away by the Blood of Christ. Myself, I used to be a raging sodomaniac. But since becoming True Christians™, it is literally impossible for us to sin! I couldn't sin, even if I wanted to. Glory!

    Philippians 2:13
    For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.


    I John 3:6-9
    Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
    Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
    He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
    Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

    (Note that True Christians™ are born of God, according to John 1:12, I John 3:2, and Romans 8:14.)

    I John 5:18
    We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

    It's almost as if you are trying to sound ignorant. This is what happens when those without the Spirit to guide their discernment try to "interpret" God's Word.

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
    I think it's hilarious that you have still got some imaginary students in your head.

    YiC

    Jack
    The delusions of the average Satan-worshiping child-molester are legendary.



    YiC,

    Zech
    Posted via Mobile Device

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: True Christians are Perfect!

    Originally posted by Composter View Post
    #1: 1611 King James Story book, that's correct and the legitimate evidence ANY acclaimed ' holy-text ' is the words of ANY god(s) given to man remains a constant zero! and your pitiful homosexual efforts only confirms this!


    See #1:


    Hey princess dimwit! you dishonestly missed the part proving your Story book jesus DID offer up a sacrifice FIRST for himself as proved by the most important portion you mischievously and dishonestly missed i.e. . . . . for this he did once!

    NB: NOT daily like the others or not at all as YOU dishonestly attempt to deceive us, but it DID ONCE! i.e. IT DID ONCE ONLY OFFER UP A SACRIFICE FIRST FOR ITSELF!

    & Confirming this another example fatal to your faggot cause -

    So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation. (Heb. 9:28) KJV Story book

    i.e. Proving your Story book jesus must have appeared the first time ' with sin ' as inherited from his Mother Mary!

    & again fatal to your faggot cause at Bendover baptists Cult -

    Keep thee far from a false matter; and the innocent and righteous slay thou not : for I will not justify the wicked. (Ex. 23:7) KJV Story book

    Proving as always your Story book jesus was NOT innocent NOR righteous else it could not have been put to death as it was in your Story book bible land!

    &

    For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; (Rom. 3:23) KJV Story book


    Read those few examples and continue to weap, you loser and faggot princess!



    Yes you proven faggot, princess, male bitch and overall inadequate imbecile!


    By all means, provide the Links to any you claimed I haven't already successfully dealt with and I'll attend to them forthwith and reduce again whatever more lies your Bendover baptist Cult tries to espouse to useful Compost instead of the verbal shit and diarrhoea you proven faggots, eunuchs, princesses (male prositiutes) and fairies at Bendover baptists aka/ formerly Landover baptist Cult, currently dribble!

    My Students & I thank you for your contributions and we successfully and legitimately mark you members of Bendover baptist Cult in particular down as just more effeminate malignant sinning faggots and proven wanna-be Story book jesus' believers!

    QED

    Next!
    I think it's hilarious that you have still got some imaginary students in your head.

    YiC

    Jack

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  • Composter
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    Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
    We all realize that there lots of things you might want to say about some storybook Jesus. But True Christians™ only concern themselves with the real Jesus, evidenced by the 1611 King James Bible.
    #1: 1611 King James Story book, that's correct and the legitimate evidence ANY acclaimed ' holy-text ' is the words of ANY god(s) given to man remains a constant zero! and your pitiful homosexual efforts only confirms this!

    Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
    We are not the least bit interested in anything you might have to say about your storybook Jesus. Sadly you can't even have him do your lawn because you made him up.
    See #1:

    Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
    And how very dishonest of you to leave out the most important part of the Hebrews passage (highlighted in red) thus giving the impression that God's Word says that Jesus sins.

    Who needeth not daily, as those high Priests, to offer up sacrifice, first for his own sins, and then for the people's: for this he did once, . . . . (Heb. 7:27) KJV Story book
    Hey princess dimwit! you dishonestly missed the part proving your Story book jesus DID offer up a sacrifice FIRST for himself as proved by the most important portion you mischievously and dishonestly missed i.e. . . . . for this he did once!

    NB: NOT daily like the others or not at all as YOU dishonestly attempt to deceive us, but it DID ONCE! i.e. IT DID ONCE ONLY OFFER UP A SACRIFICE FIRST FOR ITSELF!

    & Confirming this another example fatal to your faggot cause -

    So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation. (Heb. 9:28) KJV Story book

    i.e. Proving your Story book jesus must have appeared the first time ' with sin ' as inherited from his Mother Mary!

    & again fatal to your faggot cause at Bendover baptists Cult -

    Keep thee far from a false matter; and the innocent and righteous slay thou not : for I will not justify the wicked. (Ex. 23:7) KJV Story book

    Proving as always your Story book jesus was NOT innocent NOR righteous else it could not have been put to death as it was in your Story book bible land!

    &

    For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; (Rom. 3:23) KJV Story book


    Read those few examples and continue to weap, you loser and faggot princess!


    Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
    I guess glossing over the word likeness really can't be considered so much as dishonesty as it is imbecility.
    Yes you proven faggot, princess, male bitch and overall inadequate imbecile!

    Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
    By the way, when are you going to stop avoiding my previous posts? Obviously your imagined brilliance fails you when you have to deal with facts.
    By all means, provide the Links to any you claimed I haven't already successfully dealt with and I'll attend to them forthwith and reduce again whatever more lies your Bendover baptist Cult tries to espouse to useful Compost instead of the verbal shit and diarrhoea you proven faggots, eunuchs, princesses (male prositiutes) and fairies at Bendover baptists aka/ formerly Landover baptist Cult, currently dribble!

    My Students & I thank you for your contributions and we successfully and legitimately mark you members of Bendover baptist Cult in particular down as just more effeminate malignant sinning faggots and proven wanna-be Story book jesus' believers!

    QED

    Next!

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