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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22355

    #31
    Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    It seems to be that Brother TD is on his way to writing a best selling book.
    I could not agree more. It is a great sight to see a young man do things that make Jesus very happy.
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Jo Freddie
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      • Apr 2009
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      #32
      Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      I could not agree more. It is a great sight to see a young man do things that make Jesus very happy.
      Translation: I could not agree more. It is a great sight to see a young man do things that make his imaginary friend very happy.
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      • Brother Barnabus
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        • Apr 2010
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        #33
        Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Translation: I could not agree more. It is a great sight to see a young man do things that make his imaginary friend very happy.
        I know that with Free Market Fred's 1,000% markup, the cost of meds can be very prohibitive. You sir who runs around in 16th century pirate attire, believing in a flying spaghetti deity, are in DIRE need of pharmacological help!

        Amen!
        Nahum 1:2

        God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


        If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
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          #34
          Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

          Originally posted by Brother Barnabus View Post
          I know that with Free Market Fred's 1,000% markup, the cost of meds can be very prohibitive. You sir who runs around in 16th century pirate attire, believing in a flying spaghetti deity, are in DIRE need of pharmacological help!

          Amen!
          I have no problem getting any medication I should need, I live in the UK, so had I needed the medication you imply my Doctor would have been able to provide it without me having to worry about the cost.

          I know the truth about who God is, the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is backed up by empirical evidence, the only religion to be based on empirical evidence. You on the other hand believe in an invisible friend who had his only son appear to be killed in an attempt to frame the Jews. The said son was meant to have raised the dead, but no-one noticed at the time and the only record of it is in the fairy tales passed down to you from the chasers.
          Mmmm while I would not be so quick to say the YOU are in need of medication, it is clear that you need to help to break the brainwashing the successors to the chasers have performed on you.

          To that end may I point you in this direction
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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
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            • Jan 2010
            • 22355

            #35
            Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is backed up by empirical evidence
            What would this alleged "empirical evidence" be?
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
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              #36
              Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              What would this alleged "empirical evidence" be?
              This is a subject I have covered many times in the past, use the search function to reduce the need for the same question be asked and answered multiple times.
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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
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                • Jan 2010
                • 22355

                #37
                Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                This is a subject I have covered many times in the past, use the search function to reduce the need for the same question be asked and answered multiple times.
                Just like I thought, as usual you are lying. The truth could also have been handled with a simple hyperlink.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
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                  #38
                  Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!


                  This is a hemoglobin structure; it is what carries oxygen in blood. It very closely resembles His Noodliness, which proves that His Noodliness is in us all, supplying our cells with oxygen and divinity.



                  This photo of a petroglyph on a rock in Arasona shows that the FSM. The boulder is located in White Tanks Regional Park, Phoenix, Az.


                  Photographic evidence of his noodley goodness on Mars.



                  The ancient Egyptians knew of the FSM

                  Nano sputtering is a way to position single atoms or clusters of many atoms onto a surface to form a pattern with a nanometer thickness. Often the result is rather random; it is a little bit like firing off a shotgun against a wall with the atoms as shots. An important parameter is the Diertmann-Zeigler value (d/z value) which easily can be understood as the lateral spin energy of the atom when the Möbier coefficient is set to 1 in the equation below:

                  When the d/z value is continually changed from 0.24 (which is focal zero point) to 9.56 (which is van Haank’s theoretical maximum) the achieved atom pattern should according to the theory be totally random.However there is one single value (d/z = 1.115) which does not give a random pattern, but always exactly the same pattern (see below).

                  The d/z value 1.115 is equal to π/e and obviously a natural constant, the spaghetti constant s.
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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22355

                    #39
                    Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

                    All that proves it that some people can do whatever they want with photoshop. Unlike the contents of the KJV1611 Holy Bible, none of that is solid evidence.
                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    This is a hemoglobin structure; it is what carries oxygen in blood.
                    No it is not. What you are showing is a simplified diagram for low IQ readers of low IQ educational books. According to secular scientists this is what hemoglobin actually looks like (and for the low IQ readers, the colors are only there to indicate the different types of atomic substructures):


                    Electron microscope images look like this:


                    Which, following your completely insane line of reasoning, could be used to prove the existence of the holy donut.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      • Apr 2009
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                      #40
                      Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      According to secular scientists .
                      You take the word of scientists? We have been over this many times.
                      The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves mislead scientists, something that causes the Him much delight.
                      Next you will be trying to tell use the evolution is real because the scientists tell us it is.
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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #41
                        Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post

                        This is a hemoglobin structure; it is what carries oxygen in blood. It very closely resembles His Noodliness, which proves that His Noodliness is in us all, supplying our cells with oxygen and divinity.
                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        You take the word of scientists? We have been over this many times.
                        The Flying Spaghetti Monster loves mislead scientists, something that causes the Him much delight.
                        Next you will be trying to tell use the evolution is real because the scientists tell us it is.
                        Pot, meet kettle.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22355

                          #42
                          Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          You take the word of scientists?
                          Of course not. I just used it to prove to everyone visiting this forum that you are talking total nonsense.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #43
                            Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Pot, meet kettle.
                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Nano sputtering is a way to position single atoms or clusters of many atoms onto a surface to form a pattern with a nanometer thickness. Often the result is rather random; it is a little bit like firing off a shotgun against a wall with the atoms as shots. An important parameter is the Diertmann-Zeigler value (d/z value) which easily can be understood as the lateral spin energy of the atom when the Möbier coefficient is set to 1 in the equation below:

                            When the d/z value is continually changed from 0.24 (which is focal zero point) to 9.56 (which is van Haank’s theoretical maximum) the achieved atom pattern should according to the theory be totally random.However there is one single value (d/z = 1.115) which does not give a random pattern, but always exactly the same pattern (see below).

                            The d/z value 1.115 is equal to π/e and obviously a natural constant, the spaghetti constant s.
                            A clear case of Flying Spaghetti Monster playing with scientists and using his Noodly Appendage to change the results.
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                            • DoubleD
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                              • Jun 2010
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                              #44
                              Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

                              Brothers and Sisters in Christ, is what I hope you ment to say dear Brother.
                              Jeremiah 8:8
                              Rev 7:3

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                              • Classically Trained
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                                • Jul 2010
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                                #45
                                Re: God HATES Rational Thinking!

                                I hate to jump into the middle of a perfectly good debate, and I'm afraid I'm not terribly well versed in religious arguments in general, but the first post looks like an awfully rational, thoroughly thought out argument to me.

                                After all, if I may quote the great 4th century neo-Pythagorean Iamblichus, who was himself quoting Aristotle's Protrepticus: "When you are debating whether you should use philosophy or not use philosophy, you are using philosophy." The same, of course, applies to logic and reason.

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