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In Jesus H Christ, what does the H stand for? Harvey? Herbert?
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Re: What does H stand for?
You little pervert! This is a thread reserved for TEACHING GOD's Holy Word. Not playing sophomoronic word games.Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
God mockers get banned, then sent to hellfire by Jesus Christ. That's all you need to know.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What does H stand for?
so, in other words you don't know either.Comment
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Re: What does H stand for?
"Jesus H Christ" is not mentioned a single time in the KJV1611 Bible.
In other words, YOU added that letter for some strange reason.
So the only thing it really stands for is your retardedness.
It's JESUS CHRIST! Without an H in the middle, fool.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: What does H stand for?
I bet it got put there to remind everyone that "He is LORD of all".
Acts 10:36 The word which God sent unto the children of Israel, preaching peace by Jesus Christ: (he is Lord of all
Acts 10:36
Another fine example of when the Bible (KJV1611) uses emoticons in scripture.
How glorious is it, that after the Bible (KJV1611) says He is Lord of all, that the writers, almost 400 years before the computer was invented, put in symbols that when put into a web forum, would come up with a smiley face.
PRAISE HIS HOLY NAME!
YI(JH)C
VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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Re: What does H stand for?
No in other words you are another hate filled jerk out to mock Christians.Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
What do you think this is, some kind of comedy forum you horses' backside?
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Re: What does H stand for?
It's from those ignorant poofters who call themselves Pennycostals.Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
They are so stupid they recite the Lords prayer "Our Father Who Art in Heaven, Harold be Thy Name."
That's where the "H" comes from. Try to use that as a stand-up comedy routine for SATAN as he bakes your head in a pizza oven.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: What does H stand for?
So as you can see Dwayne, you really aren't making a very good impression here. After all, yoooou are the one who brought up the 'H', not us, loser! Have you been drinking again?Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: What does H stand for?
And I got an answer. It's harold.Originally posted by Sister Noddy View PostSo as you can see Dwayne, you really aren't making a very good impression here. After all, yoooou are the one who brought up the 'H', not us, loser! Have you been drinking again?
Yes, i have been drinking cammomile tea. It's very soothing.Comment
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You stupid punk, you came here to mock God. Hopefully we can convince you that you should repent and become a Jesus loving tithing church attendee.
Here at the Mullet Hollow Biblical College's Strom Thurmond history departemnt, we study the historical origins of the negro faith and spirituals.
In the early American south, the "H" was added by the eubonics speaking negros who couldn't understand proper American English spoken by their caring white masters. They misinterpreted their white masters as saying "Our who art in heaven Howard be thy thy name." So they added the "H" because they assumed that Jesus had His Father's initials.
Poor interracial-breeding white trash picked up on this and used the "Jesus H Christ" as a blasphemy against the baby Jesus.
So whenever people use the "H" they are showing their pie-stealing heritage.
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