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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!
Thanks for that born again bob, thought provoking
Thanks for that born again bob, thought provoking
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!
Aint the original bible without translations more accurate then KJV? Just wondering as you take the words very litteraly.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostShout GLORY!! Thank you, Jesus, for sparing Brother Temperance's poop chute!
I've been preaching for years that the KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible is the ONLY TRUE Word of God.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!
Friend,Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
God is all powerful and all knowing. God wouldn't allow the translation of The Bible to be messed up.
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!
They're both equally accurate, since God Himself supervised the translation. Satan tried to sabotage the King James Bible, but God was too smart for him.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!
WHAT! Are you saying that God spoke to King James scholars that translated the Bible so they could translate it properly, but not to the others that have translated the bible? Now why would he do that if he doesn't allow the translation to be messed up? Would have been so much easier if he just helped out on all the translationsOriginally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Or just made sure it was in a language that wouldn't die out shortly after..
But I guess Satan did that. *sob*Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Instead of being a sarcastic ass, you should try reading the links that Brother Temperance provided. It's all explained in the Chick Tract.Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View PostWHAT! Are you saying that God spoke to King James scholars that translated the Bible so they could translate it properly, but not to the others that have translated the bible? Now why would he do that if he doesn't allow the translation to be messed up? Would have been so much easier if he just helped out on all the translations Or just made sure it was in a language that wouldn't die out shortly after..
But I guess Satan did that. *sob*
YiC,
Z. Smyth
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If He'd guided them the second time round, they'd just have produced two identical versions, which would just have been a waste of everyone's time. Do you think it's a good idea to make God waste His precious infinite time?Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View PostWHAT! Are you saying that God spoke to King James scholars that translated the Bible so they could translate it properly, but not to the others that have translated the bible? Now why would he do that if he doesn't allow the translation to be messed up? Would have been so much easier if he just helped out on all the translations Or just made sure it was in a language that wouldn't die out shortly after..
But I guess Satan did that. *sob*O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Yes it is in science classes at school that you seem to have missed out on.Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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They are teaching about the shenanigans the catlick church pulls in SCIENCE CLASS these days?????Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View PostYes it is in science classes at school that you seem to have missed out on.
Glory, glory, GLORY!!!
Friend, you just made my day! Looks like we are finally starting to make some progress in this country.
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!
Naah, they are teaching the real truth, not this stuff
I know it might be hard for you to realize that always done everything you can to ignore all the evidences but sorry..Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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To what exact "original Bible" do you refer? Can you point to it?Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View PostAint the original bible without translations more accurate then KJV? Just wondering as you take the words very litteraly.Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Shout GLORY!! Thank you, Jesus, for sparing Brother Temperance's poop chute!
I've been preaching for years that the KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible is the ONLY TRUE Word of God.
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.Comment
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The one God wrote? that KJV is translated from? :OOriginally posted by Bible Student View PostEcclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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Here's my sermon on how to tell which bible version is the one true version.Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!
The KJV 1611 is not only as good as the original manuscripts, it is better!Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
There are three "translations" spoken of in the Bible. In all three cases, the translation referred to is better than the original. Since we accept the Bible as our final authority in all matters of faith and practice, the Bible's "practice" will have more authority than any "mere human" opinion.
The first "translation" found in Scripture is found in II Samuel 3:7-10:
And Saul had a concubine, whose name was Rizpah, the daughter of Aiah: and Ishbosheth said to Abner, Wherefore hast thou gone in unto my father's concubine? Then was Abner very wroth for the words of Ishbosheth, and said, Am I a dog's head, which against Judah do shew kindness this day unto the house of Saul thy father, to his brethren, and to his friends, and have not delivered thee into the hand of David, that thou chargest me to day with a fault concerning this woman?
So do God to Abner, and more also, except, as the LORD hath sworn to David, even so I do to him;
To translate the kingdom from the house of Saul, and to set up the throne of David over Israel and over Judah, from Dan even to Beersheba.
After the death of King Saul in I Samuel 31, Abner, who had been the captain of Saul's army installed Ishbosheth as King instead of David (II Samuel 12:8,9). Later Ishbosheth and Abner had a falling out. Abner, in anger, announces to Ishbosheth that he is going to "translate" the Kingdom of Israel from Ishbosheth to David.
It is obvious by Abner's statement of II Samuel 3:9 that the LORD wanted David to be king over all twelve tribes of Israel. Therefore, the "translation" of the kingdom of Israel to David was BETTER than the "original" state which has a split kingdom with David rightly ruling over one portion and Ishbosheth wrongly ruling over the other section.
The second "translation" found in Scripture is found in Colossians 1:13:
Who hath delivered us from the power of darkness, and hath translated us into the kingdom of his dear Son:
Here the "translation" spoken of is the conversion of a lost sinner to a new life in Jesus Christ. No one in their right mind could even pretend that this translation is not a massive improvement over the "original" condition.
The third "translation" found in Scripture is found in Hebrews 11:5:
By faith Enoch was translated that he should not see death; and was not found, because God had translated him: for before his translation he had this testimony, that he pleased God.
The word "translate" only appears five times in scripture. Once in II Samuel, once in Colossians and the remaining three times here in Hebrews 11:5.
A Christian with even a shallow knowledge of the Bible is familiar with the story of Enoch from Genesis 5. Enoch walked with God and is known to have pleased God. He was a prophet (Judges 14) and a man of faith. God saw fit to physically take Enoch to Heaven so that he would not have to experience death. This individual action is a miniature version of what Christians call "The Rapture," mentioned in I Corinthians 15, I Thessalonians 4, Titus 2 and various other places in the Bible. Since the word "Rapture" appears nowhere in Scripture, a more proper name for this future occurrence might be "The Blessed Hope" (Titus) or "The Catching Up" (I Thessalonians) of "Our Translation" (Hebrews).
It is obvious that Enoch's translation was an improvement over his original condition.
Thus we see that every "translation" in our final authority on all matters is an improvement over the original.
If you are a simple Bible believer you will have no trouble accepting this. If you worship education or just hate to be wrong, you will reject this Bible Fact as easily as you have rejected every Bible Fact that you couldn't agree with.
Now which will you follow son, the Bible or men?
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!
Well as you keep saying, its a translation, so either its a translation, and then it should be as similar to the original as possible, or its a new scripture. and if its a translation then the original bible that it got translated from obviously it cant be better.. Also, if God popped up to help the translators King James ordered to translate the bible then they should be heathens? cause some people here on the forums have told me that God doesn't change his mind(even though he do in the bible) so the original bible that God wrote FIRST must be the best one.. From what you people have told me at least
And I will follow facts and truth, if you can show me real proof(not only scriptures from a book) then we can talk about bible facts ¨_^Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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