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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    Umm, all the laws apply to USA? And if you aren't knowledgeable to know what the laws are you can read up on it here. http://www.un.org/en/documents/charter/index.shtml

    And yes, all of them apply to usa
    Andreas: there isn’t any “world court”; if you incidentally have the UN International Court of Justice in mind, then the “United States accepts the court's jurisdiction only on a case-by-case basis.” That means the Godly US of A doesn’t need to care about this court, whenever its rulings don’t suit the US interests. Capiche?

    Do your due diligence else you’re not even fun to play with. Seriously.

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    Umm, all the laws apply to USA? And if you aren't knowledgeable to know what the laws are you can read up on it here. http://www.un.org/en/documents/charter/index.shtml


    And yes, all of them apply to usa
    Hasn't recent history shown you that God allows a certain amount of flexibility for the US when it comes to International Law?

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  • andreas.karlssson
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Umm, all the laws apply to USA? And if you aren't knowledgeable to know what the laws are you can read up on it here. http://www.un.org/en/documents/charter/index.shtml


    And yes, all of them apply to usa

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    And no. USA aint really allowed to preemptivly strike against enemies, they do it anyways do and come up with dumb rules so they dont get sentenced in the world court
    Who says they can't? God doesn't. If some French Eskimos object to what the USA does, who cares?
    K, that would mean you are breaking the law...
    Can you be more specific: which law?

    Which laws apply in the “world court” and what effect they have on the US of A, Andreas?

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  • andreas.karlssson
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    We are dedicated fundamentalist Baptists. We follow 100% of God's commandments all the time. You're just using that scripture out of context.
    It weren't me that used the scripture out of context, it was a True Christian that said it was a general commandment that apparently does not always need to be followed. Again, as you seem to be a bit slow at understanding, HIS WORDS NOT MINE.

    Who says they can't? God doesn't. If some French Eskimos object to what the USA does, who cares?
    K, that would mean you are breaking the law.

    Friend, there are no anarchists here at Landover. I can promise you that.
    Look at what you just wrote, you just said you could break the laws if you are american. So obviously you my friend is an anarchist. Again, YOUR words, NOT MINE.

    Or shouldn't I take your words literally? I mean, thats the whole point of your sect aint it, to take things literally...

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    Oh so that isn't something you always take to the letter eh:O guess it's nice when you can pick and choose what to follow.
    We are dedicated fundamentalist Baptists. We follow 100% of God's commandments all the time. You're just using that scripture out of context.
    And no. USA aint really allowed to preemptivly strike against enemies, they do it anyways do and come up with dumb rules so they dont get sentenced in the world court
    Who says they can't? God doesn't. If some French Eskimos object to what the USA does, who cares?
    Silly boys and girls that live by the rules they like and ignore the others Wish I had the guts to be anarchists like you guys
    Friend, there are no anarchists here at Landover. I can promise you that.

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    Oh so that isn't something you always take to the letter eh:O guess it's nice when you can pick and choose what to follow.
    Nope, we have to follow the Bible word by word, hence we’re not allowed to kill - except if God specifically commands that, what's pretty often. You don’t know much about the Bible, do you?

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    And no. USA aint really allowed to preemptivly strike against enemies, they do it anyways do and come up with dumb rules so they dont get sentenced in the world court
    The "world court" doesn't exist; hence the Godly US of A doesn’t need to worry about it.

    On an unrelated note, the US of A accepts the UN ICJ's jurisdiction only on a case-by-case basis hence it doesn’t need to worry about this one as well.

    YiC, DUH

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  • andreas.karlssson
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    Typically, after their failed attempts at circular reasoning, hateists resort to projecting: “No, it wasn’t me, but you!”


    You should learn about the difference between 1st and 2nd grammatical person (“I shall” vs. “you shall”). Secondly, this is a general commandment that doesn’t apply in every situation - the same as by secular laws; isn’t killing justified in self-defense, to punish criminals or to preemptively strike against enemies of the US of A?

    YiC, DUH
    Oh so that isn't something you always take to the letter eh:O guess it's nice when you can pick and choose what to follow.

    And no. USA aint really allowed to preemptivly strike against enemies, they do it anyways do and come up with dumb rules so they dont get sentenced in the world court

    Silly boys and girls that live by the rules they like and ignore the others Wish I had the guts to be anarchists like you guys

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    Typically, hateists resort to circular reasoning when empirical facts contradict their theories or simply declare world around them as delusion...
    Scientists typically blame the bible for circular reasoning because it is, how can you prove God created the earth without using the bible?(cause if you use it it's circular reasoning so..)
    Typically, after their failed attempts at circular reasoning, hateists resort to projecting: “No, it wasn’t me, but you!”

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    And which are the "rules He doesn't even follow"?
    And "you shall not kill" <- God doesn't follow that rule. DUH! He even tells us to break his rules sometimes xD
    You should learn about the difference between 1st and 2nd grammatical person (“I shall” vs. “you shall”). Secondly, this is a general commandment that doesn’t apply in every situation - the same as by secular laws; isn’t killing justified in self-defense, to punish criminals or to preemptively strike against enemies of the US of A?

    YiC, DUH

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  • andreas.karlssson
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
    Andreas, which facts stated by brother Temperance cannot be proven?

    1) “in Genesis, it says God created the Earth and everything in it” – a proof: Genesis 1:1-31
    2) “The Earth and everything in it exists” – a proof: look around yourself.

    Typically, hateists resort to circular reasoning when empirical facts contradict their theories or simply declare world around them as delusion. Isn’t that sad?


    And which are the "rules He doesn't even follow"?

    YiC, DUH
    Scientists typically blame the bible for circular reasoning because it is, how can you prove God created the earth without using the bible?(cause if you use it it's circular reasoning so..)

    And "you shall not kill" <- God doesn't follow that rule. DUH! He even tells us to break his rules sometimes xD

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    FACT: In Genesis, it says God created the Earth and everything in it.
    FACT: The Earth and everything in it exists, exactly as Genesis predicts it does.
    CONCLUSION: The Bible must be true, because if it wasn't true, the world wouldn't exist.
    Well this is a problem, those arent facts, facts can be proven in real life by tests and so on.. It's your belief that its that way, its not undisputed facts...
    Andreas, which facts stated by brother Temperance cannot be proven?

    1) “in Genesis, it says God created the Earth and everything in it” – a proof: Genesis 1:1-31
    2) “The Earth and everything in it exists” – a proof: look around yourself.

    Typically, hateists resort to circular reasoning when empirical facts contradict their theories or simply declare world around them as delusion. Isn’t that sad?

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    I would embrace God if he was good instead of evil. I mean, he doesnt even follow his own rules...
    And which are the "rules He doesn't even follow"?

    YiC, DUH

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  • andreas.karlssson
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    I would embrace God if he was good instead of evil. I mean, he doesnt even follow his own rules. what kind of father figure is he.. Thank God for Buddhism

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    Nice excuse LOL!

    and referring to your "if evolution was true moms would have three arms". #1, why would they? they only need two arms.. #2 maybe learn about evolution before looking even more stupid? x) just had to reply to it cause it was so dumb!
    Why so angry friend? We're here to glorify LORD Jesus, not rip each other apart. God created us to glorify Him! (Isaiah 43:7)

    1 Chronicles 16:28 - Give unto the LORD, ye kindreds of the people, give unto the LORD glory and strength.

    Psalms 22:23 - Ye that fear the LORD, praise him; all ye the seed of Jacob, glorify him; and fear him, all ye the seed of Israel.

    Isaiah 42:12 - Let them give glory unto the LORD, and declare his praise in the islands.

    1 Chronicles 16:29 - Give unto the LORD the glory due unto his name: bring an offering, and come before him: worship the LORD in the beauty of holiness.

    Psalms 99:9 - Exalt the LORD our God, and worship at his holy hill; for the LORD our God is holy.

    Revelation 15:4 Who shall not fear thee, O Lord, and glorify thy name? for thou only art holy: for all nations shall come and worship before thee; for thy judgments are made manifest.

    Psalms 115:1 - Not unto us, O LORD, not unto us, but unto thy name give glory, for thy mercy, and for thy truth's sake.

    Isaiah 25:1 - O LORD, thou art my God; I will exalt thee, I will praise thy name; for thou hast done wonderful things; thy counsels of old are faithfulness and truth.


    You, my friend, would be wise to read the Holy Scriptures so you would know what's in store should you continue in your vain and angry ways. Don't let your anger at God darken your heart:

    Romans 1:21 - Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

    Call out to HIM, repent, confess your sins and be SAVED!

    Romans 10:9 - That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

    Romans 5:1 - Therefore being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ.

    You want peace, friend. I can feel it in my spirit. I shall pray for you today.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

    Originally posted by andreas.karlssson View Post
    yy. a God that plagues you with diseases and death and sorrow for many an entire lifetime is really awesome and something everyone should embrace!
    Luke 12:5 But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

    This is why you should read the Bible and not listen to wishy washy "God is love" merchants bent on keeping people sodomising each other rather than seeking Salvation.

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  • andreas.karlssson
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    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    But He didn't kill Hitler before he grew up so clearly He has a plan even if you cannot understand it. (Isaiah 55:8)
    Nice excuse LOL!

    and referring to your "if evolution was true moms would have three arms". #1, why would they? they only need two arms.. #2 maybe learn about evolution before looking even more stupid? x) just had to reply to it cause it was so dumb!

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