[andreas.karlssson]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

To what exact "original Bible" do you refer? Can you point to it?

The one God wrote? that KJV is translated from? :O

[Bible Student]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Shout GLORY!! Thank you, Jesus, for sparing Brother Temperance's poop chute!

I've been preaching for years that the KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible is the ONLY TRUE Word of God.

Aint the original bible without translations more accurate then KJV? Just wondering as you take the words very litteraly.

To what exact "original Bible" do you refer? Can you point to it?

[andreas.karlssson]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

Naah, they are teaching the real truth, not this stuff
I know it might be hard for you to realize that always done everything you can to ignore all the evidences but sorry..

[Zechariah Smyth]

Yes it is in science classes at school that you seem to have missed out on.

They are teaching about the shenanigans the catlick church pulls in SCIENCE CLASS these days?????

Glory, glory, GLORY!!!



Friend, you just made my day! Looks like we are finally starting to make some progress in this country.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[andreas.karlssson]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

It's all explained

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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Yes it is in science classes at school that you seem to have missed out on.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

WHAT! Are you saying that God spoke to King James scholars that translated the Bible so they could translate it properly, but not to the others that have translated the bible? Now why would he do that if he doesn't allow the translation to be messed up? Would have been so much easier if he just helped out on all the translations Or just made sure it was in a language that wouldn't die out shortly after..

But I guess Satan did that. *sob*

If He'd guided them the second time round, they'd just have produced two identical versions, which would just have been a waste of everyone's time. Do you think it's a good idea to make God waste His precious infinite time?

[Zechariah Smyth]

WHAT! Are you saying that God spoke to King James scholars that translated the Bible so they could translate it properly, but not to the others that have translated the bible? Now why would he do that if he doesn't allow the translation to be messed up? Would have been so much easier if he just helped out on all the translations Or just made sure it was in a language that wouldn't die out shortly after..

But I guess Satan did that. *sob*

Instead of being a sarcastic ass, you should try reading the links that Brother Temperance provided. It's all explained in the Chick Tract.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[andreas.karlssson]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

Friend,

God is all powerful and all knowing. God wouldn't allow the translation of The Bible to be messed up.

WHAT! Are you saying that God spoke to King James scholars that translated the Bible so they could translate it properly, but not to the others that have translated the bible? Now why would he do that if he doesn't allow the translation to be messed up? Would have been so much easier if he just helped out on all the translations Or just made sure it was in a language that wouldn't die out shortly after..

But I guess Satan did that. *sob*

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

They're both equally accurate, since God Himself supervised the translation. Satan tried to sabotage the King James Bible, but God was too smart for him.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

Aint the original bible without translations more accurate then KJV? Just wondering as you take the words very litteraly.

Friend,

God is all powerful and all knowing. God wouldn't allow the translation of The Bible to be messed up.

[andreas.karlssson]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

Shout GLORY!! Thank you, Jesus, for sparing Brother Temperance's poop chute!

I've been preaching for years that the KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible is the ONLY TRUE Word of God.

Aint the original bible without translations more accurate then KJV? Just wondering as you take the words very litteraly.

[Jasco69]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

Thanks for that born again bob, thought provoking

[Born Again Bob]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

Dear Friend,

As a fellow AIDS educator, you may find useful a short instructional ditty I wrote on the topic.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Jasco69]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

If you have any wives or other species whom you were planning to sodomise Mr. 69, then I really think you should discuss the matter somewhere else or preferably contact the Pastoral Team.


If you are trying to revolt me, be “funny” or attract the attention of some lamé clad nancy boy you are

1. unsuccessful
2. not
3. in the wrong place

If you are female I would refer you to Colossians 3:5 and suggest you contact one of the deaconesses

n o t h i n g

is worse than a

lamé Elvis .

Nope, purely an honest question, wondered what folks opinions on the subject was.
Re; Anal sex causing AIDS, well first there's an important distinction to be made. HIV (a virus) causes AIDS (a condition).
HIV is a sexually transmitted virus, this means that BOTH Anal and vaginal intercourse can spread the virus. People practicing Anal sex are at more risk as, regardless of the rights or wrongs of it, The anus isn't designed for sex, meaning damage is more likely to occur. This allows, one way or another for the infected partner to pass it to the uninfected one.
hope none of that is offensive, again not my intention

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: How the King James Bible saved me from anal sex!

im sorry billy but i have to disagree.

That's "Billy Bob".

there is no proof that AIDS is caused by anal sex.

Then how do queers acquire it? From listening to Lady Gaga?

in fact, there is more "proof" that anal sex is a conspiracy by the CIA to take out the blacks and gays. Which I guess for your beliefs is an amen to your church, considering blacks and gays are evil right?

I have no patience for racism, boy. Take that back and apologize to the whole forum, now.

and burning feces does damage the ozone. But if you care so much about the enviroment, then why are you anti-bicycle?

Having anal sex with a bicycle causes just as much damage to the ozone layer.

Here is a thread that my wife prepared under my instruction, if you have need of any further information.

(BTW, thanks to sister Believer in God for the Bible Verses in that thread.)