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  • Fish
    Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
    On the point of being banned for lying and libel
    Foul Sinner on Moderation
    • Oct 2006
    • 318

    #16
    Re: Are men and women equal?

    Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
    As you can see, none of these verses can be written off as being part of the Old Covenant.
    But they can be taken out of context and abused...

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    • Enobarbus
      Professor of English Landover University
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 3496

      #17
      Re: Are men and women equal?

      Originally posted by Fish View Post
      But they can be taken out of context and abused...
      And it can be pretended that they mean something other than what they do in an attempt to make out Jesus is some trendy Liebral.

      You are taking away from the Word of God Fish, and shall have what is in it taken away from you.

      You are on the way to Hell Fire, Fish, make no mistake about it.

      The God of all this world is a God of violence and wrath -- does this "new covenant" alter the nature of the wrathful God of the old testament?
      Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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      • Enobarbus
        Professor of English Landover University
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 3496

        #18
        Re: Are men and women equal?

        Originally posted by Fish View Post
        You're being judgemental now. May I gently and lovingly remind you that Jesus doesn't like that.
        Rubbish. Jesus was judgemental when it was appropriate and he is returning to the world to slay his enemies. Have you read about Armageddon, Fish? Have you read about the moneylenders in the temple?

        And before you start claiming to be gentle and loving, search your own soul and mind Fish -- do you really come here out of kindness?
        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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        • Fish
          Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
          On the point of being banned for lying and libel
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • Oct 2006
          • 318

          #19
          Re: Are men and women equal?

          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
          The God of all this world is a God of violence and wrath -- does this "new covenant" alter the nature of the wrathful God of the old testament?
          Absolutely not! God is a vengeful and just God. He has given us grace through His son and we are to give the world it's last chance to repent by showing God's love.

          All who do not repent will see how wrathful God is when the time has come.

          Make no mistake, you can not tame God. God is not a fluffy bunny, He is an all consuming fire.

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          • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
            Scientific Advisor
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2373

            #20
            Re: Are men and women equal?

            Originally posted by Fish View Post
            Make no mistake, you can not tame God. God is not a fluffy bunny, He is an all consuming fire.
            Praise JESUS! Finally this homer may be showing signs of coming around! He has finally stated something that I feel strongly about. Every homer that has the audacity to call himself a "christian" tries to make Jesus out to be a "loving" homer. Little do they know that He is full of unimaginable Wrath that He is just bursting at the seams to spread!

            In other news, Jesus is the Son of God -- make sure you are careful to show Jesus the reverence He deserves, lest you spend Eternity in the Hellfires.
            Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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            • Fish
              Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
              On the point of being banned for lying and libel
              Foul Sinner on Moderation
              • Oct 2006
              • 318

              #21
              Re: Are men and women equal?

              Originally posted by JonFish85 View Post
              Praise JESUS! Finally this homer may be showing signs of coming around! He has finally stated something that I feel strongly about. Every homer that has the audacity to call himself a "christian" tries to make Jesus out to be a "loving" homer. Little do they know that He is full of unimaginable Wrath that He is just bursting at the seams to spread!

              In other news, Jesus is the Son of God -- make sure you are careful to show Jesus the reverence He deserves, lest you spend Eternity in the Hellfires.
              Having said that, God is love. God is abounding in love, merciful and slow to anger.

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              • Lady Sorrow
                Godly woman
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 87

                #22
                Re: Are men and women equal?

                Originally posted by Fish View Post
                Having said that, God is love. God is abounding in love, merciful and slow to anger.
                Do you know nothing about the bible, homer? Those who caused God even a minor annoyance were quick to be punished!

                I'm sure any of Landover's learned Pastors would be happy to show you many examples of this in the Godly KJV1611.

                And as a woman, I know my place. I cannot expect equal standing to Godly men, who are clearly the chosen half of the race, and when a husband has been chosen for me, I will happily see to his every need as a proper woman should.

                You are a strange creature. You appear to be male, but evidence would suggest you're missing three vital pieces of equipment.

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #23
                  Re: Are men and women equal?

                  Originally posted by Fish View Post
                  Having said that, God is love. God is abounding in love, merciful and slow to anger.
                  With those who love Him..
                  He will not at all aquit the wicked, namely you, and all the popes.


                  Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them:
                  For I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
                  And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
                  Exodus 20:5-6

                  The LORD is slow to anger, and great in power, and will not at all acquit the wicked:
                  The LORD hath His way in the whirlwind and in the storm, and the clouds are the dust of his feet.
                  He rebuketh the sea, and maketh it dry, and drieth up all the rivers: Bashan languisheth, and Carmel, and the flower of Lebanon languisheth.
                  The mountains quake at Him, and the hills melt, and the earth is burned at his presence, yea, the world, and all that dwell therein.
                  Who can stand before His indignation? and who can abide in the fierceness of His anger?
                  His fury is poured out like fire, and the rocks are thrown down by him.
                  The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and He knoweth them that trust in Him.
                  But with an overrunning flood He will make an utter end of the place thereof, and darkness shall pursue His enemies.
                  Nahum 1:3-8

                  For thou art not a God that hath pleasure in wickedness: neither shall evil dwell with thee.
                  The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.
                  Psalm 5:4-5
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Fish
                    Muttonheaded homer -- very confused young man
                    On the point of being banned for lying and libel
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 318

                    #24
                    Re: Are men and women equal?

                    If God wasn't loving and merciful with ALL of mankind He would have wiped us all out of existence a long time ago. Yet He waits for those who seek Him to come to Him before that judgement comes.

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #25
                      Re: Are men and women equal?

                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                      If God wasn't loving and merciful with ALL of mankind He would have wiped us all out of existence a long time ago. Yet He waits for those who seek Him to come to Him before that judgement comes.
                      If that deity truly existed, fork boy, my guess is humanity would have been wiped out looooong ago.

                      You do know the book of revelations was actually written about a time thousands of years past, right?
                      The infamous 'beast' would have been either emperor Nero or Caligula, depending on whether the number was 666 or 616.
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: Are men and women equal?

                        Originally posted by Fish View Post
                        If God wasn't loving and merciful with ALL of mankind He would have wiped us all out of existence a long time ago. Yet He waits for those who seek Him to come to Him before that judgement comes.
                        God works at HIS rate and in HIS way, not yours. If you had ever read the TRUE and LITERAL Word of God, the Holy KJV1611 Bible, you would know that Jesus is going to return as a warrior when He next visists us, not some limp-wristed simpering she-male like you. Jesus is going to slay MOST of the people on earth. Within that word "most" is 100% of you mary-worshippers, along with the jews, mudslimes, hindoos, buddists, atheists, retards, false Christians, nigras, cripples, sodomites and retards. The streets will be as rivers of blood, Praise Jesus!

                        Enjoy hell, nancy.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #27
                          Re: Are men and women equal?

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          And what about your mother? What do you think of her?
                          Is it just me, or has that damnable crypto-Satanist Fish spectacularly failed to answer my question?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #28
                            Re: Are men and women equal?

                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            Is it just me, or has that damnable crypto-Satanist Fish spectacularly failed to answer my question?
                            Here's the answer that I all too often get from Fisheye:

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #29
                              Re: Are men and women equal?

                              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                              If that deity truly existed, fork boy, my guess is humanity would have been wiped out looooong ago.

                              You do know the book of revelations was actually written about a time thousands of years past, right?
                              The infamous 'beast' would have been either emperor Nero or Caligula, depending on whether the number was 666 or 616.
                              Rachael,

                              You've just earned yourself 50 more warning points; Revelations is clearly taking about the leaders of Iran, Syria, North Korea, Iraq and Venezuela. Collectively these leaders form the anti-Christ and with their puppets the Russians and the Chinese will attack Israel seeking to undermine Jesus and America.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              • Rachael Van Helsing
                                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 5131

                                #30
                                Re: Are men and women equal?

                                Oh really? Provide me with a quote that supports that statement, BJ?
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                                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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