[jon.doyle]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

So you'll have evidence of this Jesus/meth combination then?

I didn't think so. Here at Landover we deal with things that are true and backed up with mountains of evidence, sunshine.

Your "evidence" is your imagination?

That's just silly!

Just like Jesus performing those "miarcles". So, I think I'll take your opinions and "facts" with a grain of stuff that came with Redeemed Baptisttttt. *Stretches* Have fun, kids. Your gonna need it in your HELL of a life.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Just like Jesus performing those "miarcles". So, I think I'll take your opinions and "facts" with a grain of stuff that came with Redeemed Baptisttttt. *Stretches* Have fun, kids. Your gonna need it in your HELL of a life.

Exactly how did Jesus cook this meth? How did he feed people with hallucinations?

Are you creating a Jesus in your image? Are you a meth head and therefore you need to believe that Jesus was capable of "cooking" meth?

Why are yo so angry at God? Did he not give you the pony you prayed for when you were 6?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Exactly how did Jesus cook this meth? How did he feed people with hallucinations?

Are you creating a Jesus in your image? Are you a meth head and therefore you need to believe that Jesus was capable of "cooking" meth?

Why are yo so angry at God? Did he not give you the pony you prayed for when you were 6?

I shudder to think what would have transpired had he been gifted with that pony.

If Jesus had been a meth dealer 2000 years ago, that would just be another miracle proving He was God. No less a miracle than when my sentence was reversed and the rape of my every wretched orifice came to a sudden stop. No less a miracle than the fact I am not habituated to gay rape. A miracle of sublime proportions indeed.

[turdbear]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Wow, are you serious? So you think I'm unsaved because I'm blind? Way to twist OT scripture into something unrecognizable *braces herself for the onslaught of trolling*.

[Jedediah]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Wow, are you serious? So you think I'm unsaved because I'm blind? Way to twist OT scripture into something unrecognizable *braces herself for the onslaught of trolling*.

If you had sufficient faith, you would not be blind. Jesus cured me of homosexurality. Surely, He is capable of healing your blindness.

Matthew 9:27-29
And when Jesus departed thence, two blind men followed him, crying, and saying, Thou son of David, have mercy on us.
And when he was come into the house, the blind men came to him: and Jesus saith unto them, Believe ye that I am able to do this? They said unto him, Yea, Lord.
Then touched he their eyes, saying, According to your faith be it unto you.

Matthew 7:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

[turdbear]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Oh trust me, I have faith. I think I'm going to show this one to all my buddies, though, so we can laugh.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Wow, are you serious? So you think I'm unsaved because I'm blind? Way to twist OT scripture into something unrecognizable *braces herself for the onslaught of trolling*.

I'm sorry, did you miss Leviticus 21:17-21 where God tells blind people to stay away from Him?

17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

Maybe the reason you don't recognize the Bible is because all you can do with one is grope it.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Oh trust me, I have faith. I think I'm going to show this one to all my buddies, though, so we can laugh.

Christ promises to fulfill the prayers of the faithful in Luke 11:9, Matthew 7:7, and elsewhere. So you either want to be blind, or you are an enemy of God. There is no third alternative.

[Jedediah]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Oh trust me, I have faith.

Cripples do not deserve trust. There is a reason God does not want your type in His house of worship. Nor does He listen to the prayers of the unsaved.

I think I'm going to show this one to all my buddies, though, so we can laugh.

Yes, we know. The unsaved love nothing more than to persecute the elect. We are told to expect as much in these End Times.

Jude 1:17-19
But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Oh trust me, I have faith. I think I'm going to show this one to all my buddies, though, so we can laugh.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Wassup]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Jon.Doyle was correct on Jesus. The bible makes it clear there was a big usage of meth back in those days by everyone. It's called reading in between the lines. Like so many of you Christians love to do to find "secret bible codes".

[Born Again Bob]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Dear Friend,

Jon.Doyle was correct on Jesus.

Well, if TWO idiots say something...

Yours in Him,
bab

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Jon.Doyle was correct on Jesus. The bible makes it clear there was a big usage of meth back in those days by everyone. It's called reading in between the lines. Like so many of you Christians love to do to find "secret bible codes".

Secret bible codes? That's for joos and catlicks, friend.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Wassup]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Sorry if I can't research every damn religion that is based off of Christianity. Christians need to accept that we no longer live in the dark ages, it's called the Information Age for a reason, dumbasses.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

Sorry if I can't research every damn religion that is based off of Christianity. Christians need to accept that we no longer live in the dark ages, it's called the Information Age for a reason, dumbasses.

Whoa, why the name-calling, friend? Is this your implicit admission that you've already lost?