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  • #31
    Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

    The freaks are definitely out of the circus and roaming the aisles of our churches, not even bothering to tithe, with the possible exception of poker chips with drool on them.

    The Lord works in ways we don't always understand. Ours is to obey, learn, and apply the lessons to our daily lives.

    To what purpose? The most likely explanation is a warning to the faithful, one of those 'still, small voice' deals. "This gimp could be even you, Betty Bowers" is an effective message. It's having a holy Halloween, all-tricks-no-treats, with real monsters every Sunday jammed in our faces and frightening the children, courtesy of Our Lord, as warning to straighten up and tithe right.

    Works on me.
    Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

    2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



    King James Bible v1611

    Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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    • #32
      Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

      Shout GLORY!!!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #33
        Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

        Shout GLORY!!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #34
          Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

          I can't believe anyone would suggest we allow handicapped people into church. Not only have they sinned against God, but how can you concentrate on the prayers and sermons when there is some brain damaged retard gibbering and masturbating on the back row? I declare, anyone who would assist a handicapped person must hate God and want everyone to be damned.

          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #35
            Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

            Who do those gimps think they are, Evil Knievel?



            You put ramps up at a church and you're practically begging for skateboard hooligans to trash the place.

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #36
              Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              ...how can you concentrate on the prayers and sermons when there is some brain damaged retard gibbering and masturbating on the back row?...
              Who let the Pentacostal in?

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              • #37
                Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

                Shout GLORY!!!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

                  I am appauled by the way you guys view people that are affected by sheer accidents. What if God is simply testing somebody of their faith?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Shout GLORY!!!
                  Iowa is a stones throw away from KCMO, I would love to beat the ever loving faith out of you
                  The prophet that hath a dream, let him tell a dream; and he that hath my word, let him speak my word faithfully. What is the chaff to the wheat? saith the LORD. - KJV scripture only (ADMIN)

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                  • #39
                    Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

                    Do you know why Jesus healed cripples?

                    Because there are NO RAMPS IN HEAVEN!!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #40
                      Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

                      Amen. Even the descendents of Aaron were not allowed to approach the altar of the LORD if they were crippled. Why should anyone expect that God would want cripples in Heaven, gimping up the place?

                      Leviticus 21:17-21
                      Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
                      For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
                      Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
                      Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
                      No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.

                      Gimps and cripples disgust the LORD, just as they disgust any Bible-believing Christian. Why should we accommodate them in our houses of worship? My family and I will follow God's Word on this matter, and I am pleased to be part of a congregation that sees things the same way.
                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • #41
                        Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

                        Shout GLORY!!!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #42
                          Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Do you know why Jesus healed cripples?

                          Because there are NO RAMPS IN HEAVEN!!
                          Did you know that Jesus was high on meth? Because I think that's a PRETTY damn big hindsight, don't cha think?

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                          • #43
                            Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

                            Originally posted by jon.doyle View Post
                            Did you know that Jesus was high on meth? Because I think that's a PRETTY damn big hindsight, don't cha think?
                            So you'll have evidence of this Jesus/meth combination then?

                            I didn't think so. Here at Landover we deal with things that are true and backed up with mountains of evidence, sunshine.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #44
                              Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

                              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                              So you'll have evidence of this Jesus/meth combination then?

                              I didn't think so. Here at Landover we deal with things that are true and backed up with mountains of evidence, sunshine.
                              More evidence then from your brown manure pile. A man that can walk on water and turn water to wine? More like he was hallucinating and the wine was a red dye. So yeah. I think I have more evidence then you, kid. Go back to your little farmhouse and stop porking the pigs and actually for once try and get a 5 dollar whore to take away your human virginity.

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                              • #45
                                Re: There are NO RAMPS in God's Favorite Church!

                                Originally posted by jon.doyle View Post
                                More evidence then from your brown manure pile. A man that can walk on water and turn water to wine? More like he was hallucinating and the wine was a red dye. So yeah. I think I have more evidence then you, kid. Go back to your little farmhouse and stop porking the pigs and actually for once try and get a 5 dollar whore to take away your human virginity.
                                Your "evidence" is your imagination?

                                That's just silly!
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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