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Below is my latest sermonette from earlier this evening at the White Texas Christian Cattle Rancher’s Association (WTCCRA), sponsored by the Saddle Makers Coalition for Jesus (SMCJ) and the Big Belt Buckles and Bible Association for the Saved (BBBBAS). I hope it blesses you.
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It’s a pleasure to be before you this evening, friends and brethren. The steak was wonderful, as were all the table comforts. Thank you, staff, for making this evening so lovely.
Tonight, we turn our attention to Genesis 9:19-27 where we find the account of Noah and his three sons. Please turn there in your Bibles now. This was shortly after the Great Flood, not long after Noah and his family exited the ark. But times were tough, very tough. God got so angry that he literally flooded the entire world with water and killed all but 8 people (I Peter 3:20). But despite this and other hard times, God still wanted a sacrifice, which Noah gave him without argument even with a terrible shortage of animals. And God was pleased (Genesis 8:20-21). Remember this the next time someone tries to tell you that God cares about endangered animals.
But even as the Lord was pleased (as he always is with blood spilt on a battlefield or an altar in his name), not all was well in Post-Diluvian-ville. Due to staggering depression, Noah got stinking drunk and fell asleep naked in his tent. At this point, Ham stared in disgust at his father, fixating on his naughty bits and talking about his winky size to his two brothers (9:20-22).
But you see, Noah wasn’t totally passed out. He awoke the next day and knew what his youngest son had done and pronounced a good, old-fashioned, God-inspired curse on him…
“And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.” (9:24-27)
So we see God’s blessings on his two non-homosexual sons who covered up his nakedness (9:23) and a curse on the one gay son who stepped out of line. Tracing back the world’s lineages, we see the origins of all peoples and we see that the white race comes from the line of Shem while the black race and other minorities come from Ham. And so it was that through the generations, the darkie peoples have always played second-fiddle in world affairs to their fairer, white counterparts.
Now when God puts a curse on you, it’s hard to get it off. That means that all these years later, despite civil wars, abolitionism, a so-called “Civil Rights Movement,” liberal hippie “acceptance” and “diversity” demonstrations, and other nonsense, God’s will is still going to be done. Amen. If God wants you shining shoes at airports on Tuesdays, then your calendar will be wide open the day until you arrive and set up shop! (more vocal amens from the audience)
Men protest and make laws contrary to God’s will, but Acts 5:29 hasn’t changed: “We ought to obey God rather than men.” We here today are a proud part of that God-fearing movement that utters these words with reverence and adherence. Yes, there is a remnant, a remnant that realizes that even during times when society seems to have gone too far to turn back, when society has liberalized and given “equal rights” to everyone – including, unfortunately, women, Latinos, and negroes – that God has other plans waiting in the wings.
There will come a time, brethren, when God will reinstate animal sacrifices and the penalties for Sabbath-breaking and all those less-popular Biblical laws that have been for so long ignored (see Zechariah 14:16-21). This is despite Colossians 2:16-17 and other passages that seem to be telling us that for now we ought to pay no attention to such matters like the Sabbath or Old Testament instructions.
Fact: King Jesus will one day reign supreme in the New Jerusalem (which is America) and all the world will bow before him (Isaiah 45:23; Romans 14:11-12) in knee-shaking terror. Those of you who will be reading this transcript someday and are of inferior descent remember that fact the next time you want to talk back to a white person or play loud, profanity-laden rap music that can be heard outside of your wrecked and rusted 1998 KIA Sephia with windows that won't roll up.
But God hasn’t forgotten anyone, not even those who were intended to be subservient to us (I Corinthians 7:21-24). Ephesians 6:5 says “Servants be obedient to your masters.” So much for having scriptural support for the abolition movement! The abolitionists said “Free the slaves!” while God said “SLAVES, STAY THAT WAY!” The entire book of Philemon is about a slave being sent back to his master. Abolitionism, my foot! (extremely loud amens and applause)
Spiritual matters taking precedence over the physical and fleshly like they always do, we come to our conclusion; this may shock you, but being black is a choice. Yes, being black is a choice just as Ham made the choice to become cursed with blackness and slavery in following his gay urges by taking a peek at his daddy’s weener. Deeds always outrank color.
This means that robbing banks, stealing car stereos to pawn for drug money (Ephesians 4:28; Ephesians 5:18), raping (or dating) white women (Deut. 22:23-28; Genesis 1:21), taking food stamps (2 Thessalonians 3:10) while still finding the means to buy flashy and blinky Adidas tennis shoes and you’re only extending the age-old curse God put upon your people—along with consequences to follow at the end of a policeman’s nightstick.
Proverbs 13:15 says: “The way of the transgressors is hard.” As men of God, we would offer you the easy way. Even those of inferior cultures can receive Jesus, thereby choosing the way that is not black or hard.
(amens from the audience)
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It’s a pleasure to be before you this evening, friends and brethren. The steak was wonderful, as were all the table comforts. Thank you, staff, for making this evening so lovely.
Tonight, we turn our attention to Genesis 9:19-27 where we find the account of Noah and his three sons. Please turn there in your Bibles now. This was shortly after the Great Flood, not long after Noah and his family exited the ark. But times were tough, very tough. God got so angry that he literally flooded the entire world with water and killed all but 8 people (I Peter 3:20). But despite this and other hard times, God still wanted a sacrifice, which Noah gave him without argument even with a terrible shortage of animals. And God was pleased (Genesis 8:20-21). Remember this the next time someone tries to tell you that God cares about endangered animals.
But even as the Lord was pleased (as he always is with blood spilt on a battlefield or an altar in his name), not all was well in Post-Diluvian-ville. Due to staggering depression, Noah got stinking drunk and fell asleep naked in his tent. At this point, Ham stared in disgust at his father, fixating on his naughty bits and talking about his winky size to his two brothers (9:20-22).
But you see, Noah wasn’t totally passed out. He awoke the next day and knew what his youngest son had done and pronounced a good, old-fashioned, God-inspired curse on him…
“And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.” (9:24-27)
So we see God’s blessings on his two non-homosexual sons who covered up his nakedness (9:23) and a curse on the one gay son who stepped out of line. Tracing back the world’s lineages, we see the origins of all peoples and we see that the white race comes from the line of Shem while the black race and other minorities come from Ham. And so it was that through the generations, the darkie peoples have always played second-fiddle in world affairs to their fairer, white counterparts.
Now when God puts a curse on you, it’s hard to get it off. That means that all these years later, despite civil wars, abolitionism, a so-called “Civil Rights Movement,” liberal hippie “acceptance” and “diversity” demonstrations, and other nonsense, God’s will is still going to be done. Amen. If God wants you shining shoes at airports on Tuesdays, then your calendar will be wide open the day until you arrive and set up shop! (more vocal amens from the audience)
Men protest and make laws contrary to God’s will, but Acts 5:29 hasn’t changed: “We ought to obey God rather than men.” We here today are a proud part of that God-fearing movement that utters these words with reverence and adherence. Yes, there is a remnant, a remnant that realizes that even during times when society seems to have gone too far to turn back, when society has liberalized and given “equal rights” to everyone – including, unfortunately, women, Latinos, and negroes – that God has other plans waiting in the wings.
There will come a time, brethren, when God will reinstate animal sacrifices and the penalties for Sabbath-breaking and all those less-popular Biblical laws that have been for so long ignored (see Zechariah 14:16-21). This is despite Colossians 2:16-17 and other passages that seem to be telling us that for now we ought to pay no attention to such matters like the Sabbath or Old Testament instructions.
Fact: King Jesus will one day reign supreme in the New Jerusalem (which is America) and all the world will bow before him (Isaiah 45:23; Romans 14:11-12) in knee-shaking terror. Those of you who will be reading this transcript someday and are of inferior descent remember that fact the next time you want to talk back to a white person or play loud, profanity-laden rap music that can be heard outside of your wrecked and rusted 1998 KIA Sephia with windows that won't roll up.
But God hasn’t forgotten anyone, not even those who were intended to be subservient to us (I Corinthians 7:21-24). Ephesians 6:5 says “Servants be obedient to your masters.” So much for having scriptural support for the abolition movement! The abolitionists said “Free the slaves!” while God said “SLAVES, STAY THAT WAY!” The entire book of Philemon is about a slave being sent back to his master. Abolitionism, my foot! (extremely loud amens and applause)
Spiritual matters taking precedence over the physical and fleshly like they always do, we come to our conclusion; this may shock you, but being black is a choice. Yes, being black is a choice just as Ham made the choice to become cursed with blackness and slavery in following his gay urges by taking a peek at his daddy’s weener. Deeds always outrank color.
This means that robbing banks, stealing car stereos to pawn for drug money (Ephesians 4:28; Ephesians 5:18), raping (or dating) white women (Deut. 22:23-28; Genesis 1:21), taking food stamps (2 Thessalonians 3:10) while still finding the means to buy flashy and blinky Adidas tennis shoes and you’re only extending the age-old curse God put upon your people—along with consequences to follow at the end of a policeman’s nightstick.
Proverbs 13:15 says: “The way of the transgressors is hard.” As men of God, we would offer you the easy way. Even those of inferior cultures can receive Jesus, thereby choosing the way that is not black or hard.
(amens from the audience)
Jesus was black, I have proof. Being a Jew is also a choice as Jesus was a jew, he also lived in the Middle-East.
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