[mgreigns]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

This has to be the best sign I have ever read and very true!


I have to agree with Mr. Farmer's handling of the situation as well. If I make a phone call, I tend to keep it short and to the point! None of this gushy nonsense to build their sinful egos! I find that something along the lines of "See you in hell......from Heaven" will do it for me.

I'm proud of my children who spent the day sharing the Good News on "Mother's Day" that God will not tolerate uppity women. In Cedar Rapids, Iowa, the heavy metal band Slipknot played their death culture music, but some of us reminded the party goers the real party doesn't happen if they don't repent.





Hemant Mehta, the "friendly" atheist posted about this. I like the following comment because it shows the mental gymnastics heathens do in order to avoid facing the superior logic of the Bible:

A reader by the name of "OooShiny" made this comment:



But let's take a look at this, shall we?

"Slavery and perpetual shame ... under the guise of morality." Sounds awful, doesn't it? So oppressive! But the truth is, we are slaves either to sin or to Christ. One or the other. There is no in between, there is no middle of the road. One is born into servitude, like it or not (Romans 6:22). The prudent thing to do is learn how to exchange your master from one that leads to eternal damnation, to one that leads to eternal life (Matthew 25:46).

Now who's the sociopath? The one who wants people to run towards Hell, or the one who wants to save souls?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

I'm proud of my children who spent the day sharing the Good News on "Mother's Day" that God will not tolerate uppity women. In Cedar Rapids, Iowa, the heavy metal band Slipknot played their death culture music, but some of us reminded the party goers the real party doesn't happen if they don't repent.





Hemant Mehta, the "friendly" atheist posted about this. I like the following comment because it shows the mental gymnastics heathens do in order to avoid facing the superior logic of the Bible:

A reader by the name of "OooShiny" made this comment:

Replacing "women" on that sign with Jews or blacks better illustrates the slavery and perpetual shame it's demanding of women into under the guise of morality.

Claiming that, merely because of my gender, I should sacrifice my mind, my heart, my will and my dreams to someday maybe qualify as worthy of a man's love and of a silent God's grace is a threat to my well-being, my freedom and my humanness.

Fundamentalist men's demands that women be silent, and that we be grateful for it, are not just a difference of opinion but a warning of their very real policy of cultic religious abuse.

Such demands for total power and control over women are not just unhealthy but obscene to the point of sociopathic.

But let's take a look at this, shall we?

"Slavery and perpetual shame ... under the guise of morality." Sounds awful, doesn't it? So oppressive! But the truth is, we are slaves either to sin or to Christ. One or the other. There is no in between, there is no middle of the road. One is born into servitude, like it or not (Romans 6:22). The prudent thing to do is learn how to exchange your master from one that leads to eternal damnation, to one that leads to eternal life (Matthew 25:46).

Now who's the sociopath? The one who wants people to run towards Hell, or the one who wants to save souls?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Brother Farmer handled this atrocious holiday very well. I on the other hand am concerned that I may have sent my mother an email which, while full of hatred, was a bit too long. This leaves open the possibility that she may have derived some pleasure from the time spent reminiscing about her estranged child. What can I do to ensure that my mother knows I have nothing but hatred for her, in accordance with the precepts of Christ?

[mgreigns]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Isn't there some way to get this holiday repealed from the calendar? Since when did women deserve recognition for doing their jobs? Just asking.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Excellent brother. I was thinking about not contacting her at all. She probably wouldn't have crossed my mind if not for this thread. You don't think she will mistake all of my attentive hatred for a degree of affection, do you?

There is certainly a danger of that occurring, but if you were to do that, she may well think that you simply forgot. My rationale is that I've remembered that it's mothers' day, and I'll use it to really tell her what I think of her.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Mine was brief:

Excellent brother. I was thinking about not contacting her at all. She probably wouldn't have crossed my mind if not for this thread. You don't think she will mistake all of my attentive hatred for a degree of affection, do you?

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Mine was brief:

Mother. Piss off. You're a bitch. - Jim
Please note: I've even changed that poofter name you gave me (Damian)

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Since it is mother's day, I have sent an e-mail to my mother telling her how much I despise her.

Dear mom.

I feel it is my Christian duty to remind you on this mother's day that I hate your guts. Christ tells us in His Word that we are to hate our parents, so I have contemplated deeply the reasons why I think you are a deplorable individual.

One, you raised me Presbyterian. In the Presbyterian church I was taught many heresies. I owe all of my misfortune as a youth to the blasphemous doctrines of Presbyterianism, and your warped and twisted religion.

Two, you did not beat me sufficiently. Every misdeed I have committed can be owed to this failure.

Three, you did not hate your parents as you should.

While I assure you there are a plethora of more reasons why I should despise you, I do not want to grace you with more undeserved attention. Jesus would want me to ignore you to.

Please do not contact me.

Billy Bob Jenkins

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Shout Glory!!!

[BaptistBethany]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Do You Hate Your Mother as Much as Jesus Hated His?

A Biblical Approach to Mother's Day.

Mother's Day is really no different than any other pagan holiday. Its object is to get you to the mall and then trick you into worshiping someone other than Jesus. As True Baptists™, we must come to terms with the full knowledge that Satan's burping whore of Babylon, the Catholic Church, is behind every shameless secular holiday. With Mother's Day, the foul stench of papal involvement couldn't be more obvious. Because the ring-kissers have made a history of whipping their psychosexual cravings for Jesus' mother, Mary into such a fever pitch, that they spend all their time worrying about what went into her Holy Vagina, leaving no time to worship what came out of it – Jesus!

Hell-bound Catholics (as if there are any other kind) would have you believe that Jesus loved his mother. But the Holy Bible tells us differently. Jesus said, "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26). So it is perfectly clear that we are called upon by Christ to hate our parents. Fortunately, as sweet Jenna and Barbara Bush have found, this isn't a very onerous expectation. We may spend our entire lives doing our best to emulate the Lord Jesus, but rest assured, we will never match the utter contempt and intolerable scorn that He had for His own mother. And that's not even getting into what Jesus felt about His Daddy! But imagine what you would feel like if you knew your father was out to kill you only to make Himself look more forgiving to others!

Can you imagine being doted and hounded by your own mother as much as Jesus was from His? Even for a Jewish mother, the woman was clearly a pest. Scripture reveals to us that she was an insufferable leech when it came to her precious Son. Once, when Jesus was attending a sleazy wedding party in Galilee, His mother started pestering Him to perform one of His magic tricks when they ran out of cheap grape juice. Jesus turned to her and said, "Woman, what have I to do with thee?" (John 2:4). He must have been so fed up with His mother's incessant nagging (and her insisting that He accompany her to such a trashy event) that He turned 6 vessels of water into Welch's grape juice just to get her to shut up for the rest of the day. And when Mary gulped down a big glass of unfermented wine she became furious that she wasn't getting the buzz she craved and said things to Jesus in language that the editors of the Gospels refused to even transcribe.

Mary was always trying to make a momma's boy out of Jesus, but He just wouldn't stand for it. He was more of Daddy's boy. But He even got fed up with His own Heavenly Father in the end, as well. He did everything His Daddy God asked Him to, but when He was slapped onto the cross like a slab of raw meat, He was all alone shouting, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" (Matthew 27:46). And while Jesus was hanging up there, being barbecued in the hot sun for the sins of mankind, He was still able to muster enough strength to look down at His confused mother and scream, "Woman, behold thy son!" (John 19:26). This was the Judaic equivalent of "Well, I hope you're satisfied!" Jesus' words there reflect a smug satisfaction through His pain and suffering that He would never again be subjected to a life of having to impress His mother's friends at Jerusalem tea parties with His super powers. The good Lord would only perform one more trick before leaving this world: to cheat death. And it wouldn't be for His mother. He became undead for all of us! Particularly those of us here at Landover Baptist and other Bible believing churches across America! Glory to God! But you better believe, during His brief time as a freshly resurrected corpse He wasn’t even tempted to seek out his yenta harpy of a mother to spook her! No sir! He hotfooted right back to Heaven!

So this Mother's day, we encourage you to make it a Bible-friendly day by sending your mother a little card to remind her of how much you and Jesus loathe her. By sending this card you will have proof in your file on Judgment Day that you actually did follow Jesus' commandment to hate your mother. And you can join Jesus in slapping your knees and having a big old belly-laugh as both of you watch your mothers slide down a greased shoot towards the unquenchable fires of an everlasting Mother-welcoming Hell. To God be the glory!

Pastor Ezekiel, might I suggest just sending an e-mail to one's mother? I think an e-mail is much better proof. Today I didn't even call my mother. I sent her an e-mail to wish her Happy Mother's Day, and I attached a copy of this post you wrote. The fact that my mother doesn't own a laptop or even a computer is even better!!! She won't get the message for weeks!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

GLORY!!!!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Only feminazis celebrates Mother's Day.

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

In my opinion, any woman who seeks attention for the privilege of being considered for Salvation (1 Timothy 2:15) is naught but prideful and egoistical. Scripture tells us what we can expect from the sin of pride:

And our Lord Himself was a shining example. A Jewess once tried to make Jesus bless his own mum:

Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.

But Jesus coldly told her that any True Christian™ is infinitely much more worth than his (Jesus') own mother:

Luke 11:28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

In my opinion, any woman who seeks attention for the privilege of being considered for Salvation (1 Timothy 2:15) is naught but prideful and egoistical. Scripture tells us what we can expect from the sin of pride:

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall. Better it is to be of an humble spirit with the lowly, than to divide the spoil with the proud.
Proverbs 16:18-19

Satan was cast out of heaven because of pride (Isaiah 14:12-15). He had the audacity to attempt to replace God Himself as the rightful ruler of the universe. But Satan will be cast down to hell in the final judgment of God. For those who rise up in defiance against God, there is nothing ahead but disaster (Isaiah 14:22). What can the woman, who attempts to outshine Jesus' own hard-earned Glory, expect from a Jealous and Righteous God?

So from one mother to another: Don't try and usurp Jesus' Glory. Be grateful to have been given the chance at motherhood for the sake of Glorifying the LORD by bearing and raising Soldiers of Christ. For those of you women who are barren, I implore you to search your heart for unrepentant sin and beg the LORD for mercy, and thank Him for His Love (Hebrews 12:6-7).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Happy Mother's Day!