I have a question...

[Sand Coon]

I wanted to know why all of you believe that other religions are evil, including other Christian denomonations. I have Baptist friends and they don't call me a sinner or say I'm going to Hell because I attend a Methodist church. Even if I have already accepted the Lord into my heart, why would I go to Hell because I'm of a different denomonation? Could anyone fill me in?

(Please, don't flame me, I'm just looking for an answer. Thank you.)

[Saria]

Poor sinner, of course you are hellbound for not properly tithing to God's Favorite Chruch and accepting Jesus into your life. You may still be able to repent before you become subject to satan's barbed tallywhacker.

[Bobby-Joe]

I wanted to know why all of you believe that other religions are evil, including other Christian denomonations. I have Baptist friends and they don't call me a sinner or say I'm going to Hell because I attend a Methodist church. Even if I have already accepted the Lord into my heart, why would I go to Hell because I'm of a different denomonation? Could anyone fill me in?

(Please, don't flame me, I'm just looking for an answer. Thank you.)

Friend,

SALVATION(r) requires more that just accepting Jesus into your heart. You need deeds as well as words. Further more Methodist heretics (with the exception of the Godly President Bush) will burn because of their interpretation of Jesus Holy Word(r). When you interpret you say your word is more important that Jesus.

Is saying you are more important that Jesus right friend?

[Sand Coon]

"Favorite?" Isn't God not supposed to favor a person over another? Anyway, I've got some thinking to do. Now, I've complied a list of a few questions reguarding the church's beliefs. What are your views on:

Gays
Interracial Relationships
Liberals
Immigration
Premartial Sex
Women's Rights
Racial Superiority
Other Religions
Rap Music and Other Sinful Music
Appropriate Age for Dating
Goths

[Saria]

"Favorite?" Isn't God not supposed to favor a person over another? Anyway, I've got some thinking to do. Now, I've complied a list of a few questions reguarding the church's beliefs. What are your views on:

Gays
are the epitome of demoncratical evil
Interracial Relationships
you would have to ask one of the godly pastors about that
Liberals
try lieberals
Immigration
keep the joos where they belong
Premartial Sex
as long as it brings another vessel into the world to serve God
Women's Rights
what rights?
Racial Superiority
depends on the situation, for instance, respected Remy LeBeau is an ex-negra. But normally negras are the white man's servant
Other Religions
you mean false, devil-worshipping cults?
Rap Music and Other Sinful Music
now did you not ust say sinful?
Appropriate Age for Dating
not sure on that one
Goths
evil devil worshippers

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[Witch Hammer]

I wanted to know why all of you believe that other religions are evil, including other Christian denomonations. I have Baptist friends and they don't call me a sinner or say I'm going to Hell because I attend a Methodist church. Even if I have already accepted the Lord into my heart, why would I go to Hell because I'm of a different denomonation? Could anyone fill me in?

(Please, don't flame me, I'm just looking for an answer. Thank you.)

Your so-called "friends" are badly deluded, and under the direct influence of beelzebub. They obviously aren't True Baptists...just more garden variety filth spouting the doctrine of satan. You can debate your question with them in hell...for eternity.

[Witch Hammer]

"Favorite?" Isn't God not supposed to favor a person over another? Anyway, I've got some thinking to do. Now, I've complied a list of a few questions reguarding the church's beliefs. What are your views on:

Gays
Interracial Relationships
Liberals
Immigration
Premartial Sex
Women's Rights
Racial Superiority
Other Religions
Rap Music and Other Sinful Music
Appropriate Age for Dating
Goths

Go away Corinth, you wicked choad slurper.

[Sand Coon]

I do agree with some of your opinions, but there are others I'm torn by. For instance, I was always told that gay people were evil and sinful, but my Aunt is a lesbian, so I hate the idea of her going to Hell. With goths, my sister is and I hope it's just a phase that just passes since she's still young.

Other things you mentioned, I agreed with, like immigration. Our country can't even handle the amount of people we have now. But, President Bush may be able to take care of it. I also think the only thing liberals can agree on is that they aren't conservative.

Also, yet another question, why is President Bush the exception to the 'Methodists burn in Hell' rule? There has to be another reason except he's the president and he's solving world problems. I don't think there would be automatic redemtion for a satanist who cured cancer.

Now for something a little off. I read an article on here about how Pokemon was evil. I see though, that you Saria, like Naruto and Princess Tutu. I know they are totally different shows, but did the chuch have to check out the content of the shows?

[Witch Hammer]

I do agree with some of your opinions, but there are others I'm torn by. For instance, I was always told that gay people were evil and sinful, but my Aunt is a lesbian, so I hate the idea of her going to Hell. With goths, my sister is and I hope it's just a phase that just passes since she's still young.

Other things you mentioned, I agreed with, like immigration. Our country can't even handle the amount of people we have now. But, President Bush may be able to take care of it. I also think the only thing liberals can agree on is that they aren't conservative.

Also, yet another question, why is President Bush the exception to the 'Methodists burn in Hell' rule? There has to be another reason except he's the president and he's solving world problems. I don't think there would be automatic redemtion for a satanist who cured cancer.

Now for something a little off. I read an article on here about how Pokemon was evil. I see though, that you Saria, like Naruto and Princess Tutu. I know they are totally different shows, but did the chuch have to check out the content of the shows?

This seems like a perfect opportunity to test the new forum's Banning feature!

[MoonFlower]

OH COME ON! My, you're a trigger happy fellow, aren't you! You've been spending way too much time with my Pa'daddy...he's trigger happy too...I'm just submissive when I deal with him (it's the smart thing to do).

Moon

[Witch Hammer]

OH COME ON! My, you're a trigger happy fellow, aren't you! You've been spending way too much time with my Pa'daddy...he's trigger happy too...I'm just submissive when I deal with him (it's the smart thing to do).

Moon

You're skating on thin ice, witch. Watch yourself!

[MoonFlower]

But I'm flying on my broom, not ice skating....can't you see?

Moon

[Sand Coon]

Umm... I'm sorry for asking about your beliefs. I'm not spamming or glorifying Satan. But, I'd like to thank Saria for being calm and politly answering some of my questions.

[Bobby-Joe]

Umm... I'm sorry for asking about your beliefs. I'm not spamming or glorifying Satan. But, I'd like to thank Saria for being calm and politly answering some of my questions.

Friend,

Do not be sorry for asking. There are no stupid question, just stupid questioners. We need to learn about TRUE CHRISTIANITY(tm) before you are in Hell getting ass rammed by a demon with an oversized tallywacker. Only thew Christ, and His favorite church, can you avoid being forced to suck Satan's tallywacker.

[MoonFlower]

Friend,
getting ass rammed by a demon with an oversized tallywacker. Only thew Christ, and His favorite church, can you avoid being forced to suck Satan's tallywacker.

BOBBY JOE! YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE MISTER! Geesh, what's with all the yuckiness??

Moon