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Calm down Moon, he is but stating Sand Coon's horrible and prolithic fate if he does not repent immediately.
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But it's so....graphic...
You pray...I dance naked in the forest Comment
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Then I would suggest that you get over it for from what I have seen of you, you'll be burning in the lake of flames for all of eternity with satan riding your backside the whole time.Comment
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Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
Moonflower, I am only trying to help the poor wreched pervert.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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I know BJ, but it surprised me that you'd be so graphic!
And Seria...relax...you haven't seen anything of me because you have no idea who I am. Besides, how about we take a look at your beliefs....shall we??
Moon You pray...I dance naked in the forest Comment
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Last I checked I wasn't the wiccan, cat-skinning devil worshiper.Comment
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Amen. A lot of these homers think that hell will be all fun and games. NOT SO! If beautiful, flowery descriptions of Paradise don't lead the unsaved scum of the earth to the Gate of Heaven...then perhaps the grim details of eternal, colon-shredding sodomy and raging hellfire will drive them to it!Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View PostComment
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You REALLY want me to get started with you??? Nah, you're not worth my precious time. I'll continue on my sinful ways...it's funner that way.Originally posted by Saria View Post
Moon You pray...I dance naked in the forest Comment
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But are you right with Christ Saria? I would like to be your friend but these days were terrorist wandering the net looking to blow things up as fast a 14 year old looking for porno on the net to spank his monkey to one can not be too careful.Originally posted by Saria View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Tell me child, do you take your screen name from that Homer story, the legend of Zelda?
Be warned my friend, this is an evil book written by heathans in Californication.
Now, the Bible(KJV1611) is the true book of choice for us folks at God's favourite Website. May I suggest you read and memorise cover to cover and get to learn something decent and proper in your life.
Then come back to us, do some serious Tithing and then we shall know your true intentions.
Praise Jesus
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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I noticed you asked us "please don't flame me" and I thought it ironic that you would associate us, not the Devil with being flamed. Unless you are a member of our Godly present Bush's Methodless church, I doubt our Lord Jesus Christ will have a place in Heaven for you. And please, don't blame the True Christians(tm) at LBC; we are the folks who are doing our best to save false Christians like yourself. HELPFUL MOTHER GLENDORAJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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Maybe not, but you are in league with this little sodomite sand coon, aren't you....Originally posted by Saria View Post
Why is it that you kids take us for fools? With Jesus on our side, we are invincible.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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I'm going to ask you 2 questions. When you answer them, you will have answered your own question. To do this, we're going to assume that there are various levels of "strictness" in modern christianity. We'll say... oh.... episcopalians are the least strict, and fundamnetal baptists are the most strict.Originally posted by Sand Coon View Post
Question 1. If you are a Baptist, do you believe that episcopalians are going to heaven when they die?
Question 2. Then why aren't you an episcopalian?
See how easy that was? Why would anyone choose to be the most hardcore, full on method of anything, when just being a "jesus is love" hippy would get the job done? (the ultimate goal being heaven).
Why would we spend hours each day studying the bible (kjv1611) and working to bring back biblical law (kjv1611) when all we have to do (as an episcopalian) is say "jesus is cool" then we go to heaven.
Why, because everything else is wrong.
Now, an episcopalian may believe that baptists and all the others inbetween go to heaven too, but then why would they do anything hard, like REALLY be a christian, when their easy method works just as well.
Friend, the reason we are True Christians (tm) and Landover Baptists is because all the other religions are WRONG. Plain and simple. That's why we aren't one of them.
Hope this answers your questions.
YIC
Brother VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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CoonFlower,
As a woman, who are you to question a man's belief? Shame on you for asking -- your place is to be taught by the MEN what to believe. Who you are is of no consequence to us -- if you reject our (ie God's) beliefs, it doesn't matter who you are! You will burn in Hell with the rest of the ungodly heathens on Satan's own personal Spit as he smothers you in his own "special sauce". You're already on God's bad side for being a woman -- don't make it worse by refusing to stay in your place by questioning a man's beliefs.Last edited by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.; 09-18-2006, 08:45 PM. Reason: Clarify my / God's target.Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Re: I have a question...
Originally posted by Sand Coon View Post
no one have to judge any one but you have to know the truth and fallow it
u know when we feel wrong .... we seek for a reason
and i am sure about one thing
that God when tell people to fallow 1 relegion and then he sayed fallow adiffrent one that mean the first is ended coze of a bad people who disopay him then he send massenger to show pople truth
to know the right
we have to read evrything about all religions!!!
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