Does Christ Endorse the Dirty Sanchez?

[Witch Hammer]

I was perusing through The Old Testament again, and The Lord made me zero in on this passage: "Behold, I will corrupt your seed and SPREAD DUNG UPON YOUR FACES...".Excerpt from Malachi 2:3

That is the word of Christ Jesus, God incarnate. And are we not to live our lives as He did? 1 John 2:6

I don't believe that God would allow me to grossly misinterpret the scriptures, so I'm going to go out on a limb and say authoritatively that, yes, it is okay to lay a Dirty Sanchez on Baby Jesus' enemies if The Spirit moves you to.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Does Christ Endorse the Dirty Sanchez?

Well yes, but this Dirty Sanchez is normally a sexual thing, right? I would say that it's only acceptable to do this to Jesus' enemies if you're not driving sexual pleasure from it.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Does Christ Endorse the Dirty Sanchez?

it's only acceptable to do this to Jesus' enemies if you're not driving sexual pleasure from it.

But of course, naturally all the Glory goes to God.

[Des]

Re: Does Christ Endorse the Dirty Sanchez?

I had to look up Dirty Sanchez because I thought you were talking about my friend Joe Bob Belton's Gardner.

[Thomas Helwys]

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I find this fascinating and even thought we could offer up the homersexuals stored dung to throw at them providing them all dirty sanchezes. I know we wouldn't have sexual pleasure but they probably would, right? So in that case we shouldn't give queers dirty sanchezes?

[Des]

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What about the feminists? Do they engage in feca-rousal? If not, perhaps we could not sexually enjoy spreading dung upon their faces.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Does Christ Endorse the Dirty Sanchez?

How about "The Roosevelt" as a US alternative to the sanchez?

[Bobby-Joe]

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My reading of this verse is God is telling us to do the Dirty Sanchez on sinners, not each other. This is no surprise that sinners like homersexuals, abortionists, socialists and model railroaders are used to wallowing in their own filth. This is like the eternity of ass rape sinners are facing in Hell; ironic punishment. *


* though that sort of makes Jesus sound like a hipster.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Does Christ Endorse the Dirty Sanchez?

My reading of this verse is God is telling us to do the Dirty Sanchez on sinners, not each other. This is no surprise that sinners like homersexuals, abortionists, socialists and model railroaders are used to wallowing in their own filth. This is like the eternity of ass rape sinners are facing in Hell; ironic punishment. *


* though that sort of makes Jesus sound like a hipster.

Amen. Christ's elite cannot be considered the equals of unsaved trash destined for endless, conscious incineration. God is telling us that by wiping feces off onto the faces of heretics, heathens, apostates, and Elvis impersonators, we can compassionately warn them of the doom that surely awaits them if they fail to repent and find spiritual rebirth through epistemic sacrifice. We are born filthy, disgusting, selfish, ignorant, and wretched. Therefore we must atone by unlearning 2,000 years of scientific discovery and cultural progress. It is the only way we can ensure that humanity suffers the curse God placed on the world for the sins of Adam and Eve. I would hate to find out that God's will was not accomplished, because I chose to believe in peer reviewed, empirical facts.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I would hate to find out that God's will was not accomplished, because I chose to believe in peer reviewed, empirical facts.

Godly point Brother Jenkins - peer review is nothing more than the slobbering, teeth lined vagina of Satan that lures the foolish into the flames of hell! The wicked thinks just because something is observable and repeatable it makes it truth. To this absurd idea a Christian can only laugh.

A face full of shit is preferable to a book full of scientific facts any day for a TRUE Christian.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I find this fascinating and even thought we could offer up the homersexuals stored dung to throw at them providing them all dirty sanchezes. I know we wouldn't have sexual pleasure but they probably would, right? So in that case we shouldn't give queers dirty sanchezes?

What about the feminists? Do they engage in feca-rousal? If not, perhaps we could not sexually enjoy spreading dung upon their faces.

Those are some Godly points there Brothers, and deserving of some reflection. In all the Bible (KJV1611) reading I've done I can't think of a single instance where God devised some method of smiting His (and our) enemies that would elicit pleasure from them. On the other hand, in the short time I have been on these interwebs I have learned at least one thing - no matter how despicable the act you will always find a few that will derive pleasure from them. I believe it was the French (no surprise) that came up with this - some guy named Marquis (or something).

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Does Christ Endorse the Dirty Sanchez?

Those are some Godly points there Brothers, and deserving of some reflection. In all the Bible (KJV1611) reading I've done I can't think of a single instance where God devised some method of smiting His (and our) enemies that would elicit pleasure from them. On the other hand, in the short time I have been on these interwebs I have learned at least one thing - no matter how despicable the act you will always find a few that will derive pleasure from them. I believe it was the French (no surprise) that came up with this - some guy named Marquis (or something).

Brother William,

I recently spent a couple of objectively short but subjectively eon-long days with the French. You couldn't be more right. All punishment becomes a twisted pleasure for their degenerated culture. I suppose their ginormous rostrums have something to do with it. Anyway, they enjoy wallowing in fecal matter. The even use it to desacrate Christ's birth using it as the main ingredient of their Christmas pudding. See below for proof.



2 Kings 18:27
But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Des]

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Did one of those filthy frog bastards drop a butt log on that dish?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Does Christ Endorse the Dirty Sanchez?

Did one of those filthy frog bastards drop a butt log on that dish?

Yes. Exactly as God knew they would. They are bad.

Ezekiel 4:12
And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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Did one of those filthy frog bastards drop a butt log on that dish?

Sources close tell me this dish is called the "dirty Pierre."