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I was thinking we could pass this out to the grade school children when they come out of school. What are your thoughts? Do you think we should add anything to this?
I devised this new "Good Person Test" in response to other Christian "Good Person Tests" because I felt they were inadequate in many areas. I would like your thoughts on it. This one is directed at children under 8 years old.
1) Did you ever pull on your mother's earring as a baby? This is known as dishonouring your parents and is a sin. You need a saviour.
2) Have you ever told your parents you disliked a dish they cooked for you? This is known as dishonouring your parents and is a sin. You need a saviour.
3) Have you ever told a fib? This is known as lying and is a sin. You need a saviour.
4) Have you ever took a biscuit out of the sweets jar? This is stealing and is a sin. You need a saviour.
5) Have you ever wanted a toy that you saw another kid at the park playing with? This is called coveting and is a sin. You need a saviour.
Say to child: Now that you realise you are a terrible person for committing the above said acts you realise you need a saviour. Without a saviour you could drop dead right this minute and you would burn in Hell for the rest of eternity. Hell is a really bad place, it's a pit of fire where you get sodomised by fire demons under your head explodes and then your body is recreated and it starts all over again. Do you want this to happen? Do you realise how terrible you are for doing these things? Will you accept Jesus?
I devised this new "Good Person Test" in response to other Christian "Good Person Tests" because I felt they were inadequate in many areas. I would like your thoughts on it. This one is directed at children under 8 years old.
1) Did you ever pull on your mother's earring as a baby? This is known as dishonouring your parents and is a sin. You need a saviour.
2) Have you ever told your parents you disliked a dish they cooked for you? This is known as dishonouring your parents and is a sin. You need a saviour.
3) Have you ever told a fib? This is known as lying and is a sin. You need a saviour.
4) Have you ever took a biscuit out of the sweets jar? This is stealing and is a sin. You need a saviour.
5) Have you ever wanted a toy that you saw another kid at the park playing with? This is called coveting and is a sin. You need a saviour.
Say to child: Now that you realise you are a terrible person for committing the above said acts you realise you need a saviour. Without a saviour you could drop dead right this minute and you would burn in Hell for the rest of eternity. Hell is a really bad place, it's a pit of fire where you get sodomised by fire demons under your head explodes and then your body is recreated and it starts all over again. Do you want this to happen? Do you realise how terrible you are for doing these things? Will you accept Jesus?
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