[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: A proposed new "Good Person Test", the childrens version

That's why so many parents are glad to be Catholic-because we baptize babies there!

So if a baby is baptized and dies later that day, that means (s)he is going to heaven!

Please do tell us where in the Bible it says to baptize babies.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A proposed new "Good Person Test", the childrens version

That's why so many parents are glad to be Catholic-because we baptize babies there!

So if a baby is baptized and dies later that day, that means (s)he is going to heaven!

Beat THAT, heretic fags! (when I say "fags" here, I do not mean homosexuals, I mean firewood for burning at the stake-man, sometimes I miss the Inquisition!)

They do not have understanding; therefore, your false baptism is sinful, and condemns them to Hell.

How many infants did you condemn this year, Major Tom?

[Father Thomas Martin]

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I know that this "Good Person Test" is actually ridiculous and stupid.

That's why so many parents are glad to be Catholic-because we baptize babies there!

So if a baby is baptized and dies later that day, that means (s)he is going to heaven!

Beat THAT, heretic fags! (when I say "fags" here, I do not mean homosexuals, I mean firewood for burning at the stake-man, sometimes I miss the Inquisition!)

[Dogdung Wolfburgers (Quarantined)]

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I know that this "Good Person Test" is actually ridiculous and stupid.

[Brother J.H.]

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Yes that is what I was referencing. I don't see how you could give that to some kid in elementary school.

Why not? They need to know that their salvation is at stake. If they were to get hit by a car crossing the street they would go to Hell instantly and burn there forever.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yes that is what I was referencing. I don't see how you could give that to some kid in elementary school.

Would you ask adults if they'd pulled on Mommy's earring?

[PueptiA]

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If you're referencing the "Good Person Test" itself, then no. This test is in the works, but it is very much real.

Yes that is what I was referencing. I don't see how you could give that to some kid in elementary school.

[Brother J.H.]

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This is some sort of joke right?

If you're referencing the "Good Person Test" itself, then no. This test is in the works, but it is very much real.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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This is some sort of joke right?

I'm pretty sure it is--we've been watching brother_mikal for awhile and I think he was just filling in answers trying to be amusing. He's been banned, since we don't have a need for so-called 'humor' on this board. Your lack of Salvation(r) is no laughing matter!

[PueptiA]

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) Did you ever pull on your mother's earring as a baby? This is known as dishonouring your parents and is a sin. You need a saviour.
yes i did i guess cant rember

2) Have you ever told your parents you disliked a dish they cooked for you? This is known as dishonouring your parents and is a sin. You need a saviour.
wel then they should learn to cook a bit better i guess

3) Have you ever told a fib? This is known as lying and is a sin. You need a saviour.
so what i work at a helpdesk lying is my daily job

4) Have you ever took a biscuit out of the sweets jar? This is stealing and is a sin. You need a saviour.
wel i was hungry cant help it realy

5) Have you ever wanted a toy that you saw another kid at the park playing with? This is called coveting and is a sin. You need a saviour.

wel i wanted it and bought it the other day

6. Have you ever thought that anything else was more fun or worthwhile than going to church and glorifying God? This is called having other gods before God and is a sin. You need a Savior.
wel yea i would rather sleep out rather then go to church

7. Have you ever thought that your parents must not be your real parents, or have you ever been embarrassed by them around your friends? This is called dishonoring your parents and is a sin. You need a Savior.
hell yea

8. Have you ever put off doing your homework until Sunday night? This is called dishonoring the Sabbath and is a sin. You need a Savior.
i usualy waited till sunday to do my homework that way i knew what they were talkingabout next monday

9. Have you ever called anyone else on the playground by an impolite term? Jesus says that this is as bad as murder, and murder is a sin. You need a Savior.
lost count on that one


10. When caught doing something bad, have you ever denied it? This is called lying and is a sin. You need a Savior.
ofc i deny it. that the whole idia to deny that your lying so you wont get cought

This is some sort of joke right?

[bother mikal]

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) Did you ever pull on your mother's earring as a baby? This is known as dishonouring your parents and is a sin. You need a saviour.
yes i did i guess cant rember

2) Have you ever told your parents you disliked a dish they cooked for you? This is known as dishonouring your parents and is a sin. You need a saviour.
wel then they should learn to cook a bit better i guess

3) Have you ever told a fib? This is known as lying and is a sin. You need a saviour.
so what i work at a helpdesk lying is my daily job

4) Have you ever took a biscuit out of the sweets jar? This is stealing and is a sin. You need a saviour.
wel i was hungry cant help it realy

5) Have you ever wanted a toy that you saw another kid at the park playing with? This is called coveting and is a sin. You need a saviour.

wel i wanted it and bought it the other day

6. Have you ever thought that anything else was more fun or worthwhile than going to church and glorifying God? This is called having other gods before God and is a sin. You need a Savior.
wel yea i would rather sleep out rather then go to church

7. Have you ever thought that your parents must not be your real parents, or have you ever been embarrassed by them around your friends? This is called dishonoring your parents and is a sin. You need a Savior.
hell yea

8. Have you ever put off doing your homework until Sunday night? This is called dishonoring the Sabbath and is a sin. You need a Savior.
i usualy waited till sunday to do my homework that way i knew what they were talkingabout next monday

9. Have you ever called anyone else on the playground by an impolite term? Jesus says that this is as bad as murder, and murder is a sin. You need a Savior.
lost count on that one


10. When caught doing something bad, have you ever denied it? This is called lying and is a sin. You need a Savior.
ofc i deny it. that the whole idia to deny that your lying so you wont get cought

[Brother J.H.]

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Oh thank you. I was wondering who I could talk to when I was being lured by Satan and his minions (Father Mo and Father Tommy). I will be sure to contact him next time they try.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Sorry, as stated in other posts. Father Mo and Father Thomas have been trying to corrupt my mind. They have been inviting me to visit their altar room after Sunday services when everyone has gone home. They tell me all of these wierd things. I get confused by the things they say to me sometimes.

If you unfortunately ever get the urge to go and visit the Fathers in their so-called "altar rooms", I suggest you do what I do--immediately go to Pastor Ezekiel's office for prayer and laying on of hands. He can service you far better than whatever perversions the priests might have in store for you, and he does it with complete and utter confidentiality--no one will know your sins except for you, the good pastor, the Lord and the Department of Faith

[Brother J.H.]

Re: A proposed new "Good Person Test", the childrens version

Sorry, as stated in other posts. Father Mo and Father Thomas have been trying to corrupt my mind. They have been inviting me to visit their altar room after Sunday services when everyone has gone home. They tell me all of these wierd things. I get confused by the things they say to me sometimes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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We Southern Baptists ARE, though.

Brother JH, True Christians(tm) are NOT liberal and God-mocking Southern Baptists.

We are Independent Fundamentalist Baptists.

All ties with the Southern Baptist Convention were cut after they took their blasphemous stand against alcohol consumption. JESUS drank wine, for goodness' sake!!