[Des]

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Thank you for thus very useful list. It is good to have your guidance in this world of Atheist scum.

Sugarplum, I know those dainty little female brains can only learn about a quarter of what a man's brain can, but surely you can train yourself to remember not to capitalize the word atheist unless beginning a sentence with it.

Atheism is not a proper noun, and whilst we all know that it really is a religion, atheists claim it isn't. So since we are pretending that it is not a religion, we don't capitalize it.

Now go look in a mirror and repeat to yourself "Do not capitalize atheist, stupid." and punctuate each word by slapping yourself in the face so you'll remember. Then go bake some cookies and reward yourself with one. Okay, sweetie?

[Achaia]

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Thank you for thus very useful list. It is good to have your guidance in this world of Atheist scum.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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Here's my question to a slyence teacher.

Can Charlies Darwin prevent me from punching the living daylights out of you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Then there is the most important question of all to ask your science teacher....

11) Why do you hate God?

AMEN!!

[Holy Henry]

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Then there is the most important question of all to ask your science teacher....

11) Why do you hate God?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Amen Jim!

It is Back-To-School time this years, and that means it is time to stock up on the necessities! I have compiled a short list of highly useful school supplies that can also help in your ministry with Jesus:

1. Pencils with Bible Verses inscribed on them.
All schoolchildren will forget their pens and/or pencils at some point in the school year. Now you can be there to offer them a pen or pencil with your favorite Bible verse! As they struggle for answers on the test, they will find the only answer they ever need written right on the side of their writing implement: Jesus!

2. Chick Tracts
Now Obama may have outlawed Christianity in schools, but we don't have to listen to him, do we kids? Make the Lord Jesus proud by buying packs of Chick Tracts and blanket the school with them. Stuff them in locker vents, put them in vending machines, tuck them in between your $20 bills as you pay for your lunch for Doris the lunch lady. The possibilities are limitless!

3. Trendy Advertising
We've all see the hot-pink XXXXL sweatpants with JUICY written on the behind that your average high school chubster wears. Now imagine that with JESUS written in sparkles on your behind. Instead of advertising your own tushie, advertise for JESUS. And for the boys, instead of wearing "ED HARDY", wear "APOSTLE PAUL". It's the same Made-in-Japan quality product, except you earn bonus Heaven points! Far out, dude!

4. Up-to-date vocabulary
When you receive a test back with a good grade, instead of saying "cool", or "yesss", say "Praise Jesus", or "Thank you Lord". Like all pro athletes, make sure to thank the Lord for your successes. However, what most people fail to realize is that it is just as important to blame our failures on Satan. If you are the first one out in dodgeball, make sure that everyone knows that Satan is tempting your faith. When you are asked to stop preaching from the hallways, cry persecution, while dialing your lawyer. If your lunch is particularly tasteless, remind people that the Israelites only ate manna in the desert for FORTY YEARS.

5. Stickers
Lots of them. "Teach the controversy", "I didn't come from an ape", "Hitler loved Darwin". All the classics. Paste them wherever you can. In the name of religious freedom and separation of Church & State, Christians across America have been covering every surface in sight with not only Chick tracts but also with these stickers. They remind people at every turn that the world is about to end and that they must turn to Jesus.

Feel free to expand upon this list, but it is an abbreviated version of some items that can make this school year a blast for you and for Jesus!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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It's that time of the year again, kids. Don't be afraid to drop these questions on your first day! Be relentless! TEACH THE CONTROVERSY!

[James Hutchins]

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these sure are the questions one should ask a atheist teacher..

You are incredily astute! How did you ever get such amazing insight?

[sam.mark]

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these sure are the questions one should ask a atheist teacher..

[Elias Christianson]

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1. We all evolved from bacteria and bacteria is still around. Schimpanzees and humans are not siblings, but cousins, evolved from common ancestors. Both have been durable enough to live on, while 99 % of all lifeforms that ever lived are now extinct. Nothing to argue about, open up any school literature or book on the subject.

If you want to be related to bacteria and chimpanzees, that's your business and would actually explain a lot of the ignorance you've spewed into this fine board. I can only thank God that the internet keeps me shielded from the literal fecal matter you will no doubt throw as your wrongheaded scientific arguments are refuted. Ramble all you want about extinct species and fossils and dinosaurs. Those of us with the good sense to see through the traps of the deceiver will have the last laugh as you burn in the pit.

As for books, I've only found two that were worth anything: FMFM 6-4 and KJV-1611.

2. Science does not know everything and is very open with that. "We don't know, but we are investigating it" is what they say about the research about how the universe began. The big bang theory is not proven, but more speaks for it than for any religious explanation. It is pointless to "explain" something rather unlikely with a completely unlikely supernatural creator.

Science doesn't know anything. You need to brush up on your spelling. I'll correct it for you this time:

"We cannot explain the Lord's miraculous works and will make up insane lies about it" is what they say about the research about how the universe began.

You don't even seem understand your own false science. According to to the lab-coated, basement-dwelling heathens you worship, no theory can be proven.

3.This is completely ridiculous and very funny. I am not sure if you are being ironic but I will reply supposing that you are serious. Do you believe the earth is flat as well? Earth revolves around the sun and what you see is the sun, so it looks like it revolves around the earth. Centrifugal force works against the gravity of the sun to keep the earth at a distance of about 150 million kilometres if I recall correctly, school was some time ago.

If you don't believe the scientific laws of gravity, feel free to jump out of a window and test the theory.

There are no scientific laws, only the Laws of the Almighty. He decided that we would plant our feet on the solid, flat earth, not some egghead in a lab. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, also according to His will. It's very simple. Go outside and take a look for yourself.

4. I have no idea, never read about it or thought about it. I presume it is to leave space for a growing fetus. Anyway, one can easily come up with 1000 more likely explanations than something that comes from a storybook.

5. I don't know. I will read into it, and then I will know. The bible does not give you a distance to different stars, or the moon, or the sun, so how will you ever know if you reject science?

So you refuse to take the simple explanations offered in The Good Book, the very Word of God, but plan to refute the Truth of Scripture using books you haven't even read, written by men who can't make up their minds about the very subjects they are supposed to be experts in? Is this more of your scientific reasoning? No wonder those folks are always changing their minds about their "theories" and "laws".

6.It is not a liquid. There are many acids that are solid, such as copper sulphate, or the salt you find on sour candy.

Or do you reject the existence of candy as well?

You're trying to dodge the point the good Reverend was making. If I write on copper sulphate or salt, will it build a man? A chimp? An insect? Bacteria?

7.Apes had, and have fur. Natural selection made most of the fur redundant, after all, humans did first evolve in central africa and not on Greenland. Some fur is left on a few parts of the body for obvious reasons, such as keeping sweat from running into eyes.

So now we're not just the cousins of monkeys, we're the cousins of African monkeys who evolved from bacteria? If we follow your theory here, then why isn't everyone black? The Bible has an answer, if you'll but put aside your superstitious beliefs in science and open it up. While we're at it, why do African monkeys have fur if it's so hot there? Why is it the Africans don't have fur?

8.I don't understand the question. You just have to look at the world to see that there are millions of species. Most are insects I believe. The bible does not mention the existence of polar bears, does that mean that they do not exist?

Feel free to go to the arctic, walk up to a polar bear and slap him across the nose. See if the illusion turns out to be painfully real.

No one has disputed the existence of bears, and anyone foolish enough to do so only need read 2 Kings 2:24:

"And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them."

As you can plainly see, your argument is invalid.

10. It must be that the laws of physics affect light rays differently than matter. Scientists does not yet know everything about this, and are humble when saying that is so. Then again, Muslims don't know anything at all about it, neither does hindus, or aborigins, or christians, or eskimos.

You have the audacity to call the same scientists you credit with refuting the Word of God and unlocking the so-called secrets of the universe humble? Why can't you just admit you have no answer? Again, instead of accepting the easiest and most obvious explanation offered by he Bible, you hem and haw, retreating to the blasphemous ignorance of your scientists and other Hell-bound heathens. How do you atheists have the nerve to call Christians irrational?

Secondly, the slowing down of time is scientifically measured and proven. A spaceship does "age" slower than the base on the ground, though only by small fractions of a second.

But maybe you do reject the existence of space travel too?

Again, you claim knowledge from a source outside yourself; scientific knowledge you gleaned from a book written who knows when by some person you've never met and claim it as fact, offering maybes, all the while rejecting the ultimate wisdom offered by the Bible. I have never been in space, and I would guess you haven't either. I reject the existence of Godzilla as well, even though I watched a film of Matthew Broderick kicking his lizardy butt. I don't know how you can be so pig-headed and ignorant, I don't know the game you are playing, but I do know you've lost it and are going to end up bathing in Hellfire, as you deserve.

[Orson Stonerule]

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I always assumed that after God made Eve with Adam's rib, he had the good sense to put it back when he was done.

[Flat Earth]

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Do you believe the earth is flat as well?

What do you mean?Of course the earth is flat.Don't tell me that you believe nonsense like "gravity" and "centrifugal force".

[A common man]

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Shame on you, OnlyAtheistHere. Instead of presenting the evidence, you simply repeat an out-and-out fabrication. Well, I grabbed a copy of Grey's Anatomy in my library at the NYU College of Dentistry, and here's what it shows for a man's ribcage:


Count them for yourself. This is proof positive that men are missing one rib.

Firstly, that picture is probably modified. See to the right, were an "extra" rib is. The lower part of it grows out of the third backbone (the correct english term eludes me at the moment) from the bottom, and the top part of this rib grows out of the fourth backbone from the bottom. On the left side the rib has been edited out from the third one, but it has not been removed from the fourth one as you can see it growing out and disappear into nowhere.

Compare the two sides. Then watch the original picture before it was edited:

Anyway, this is just pictures. Fact of the matter is: Men and women normally have the same number of ribs.

" Cervical Rib
A cervical rib is a supernumerary or accessory
rib arising from the seventh cervical vertebra.
This abnormality occurs in approximately 0.5%
of the population and is more common in females
than in males (8) (Fig 10)."

Read the report at http://radiographics.rsna.org/content/19/1/105.full.pdf

Or any other existing study on the subject.

[A common man]

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Well, school's just around the corner and that means millions of Christian students in our country are going to be taking atheist propoganda indoctrination courses a.k.a science classes. Unfortunately, many Christian kids buy into the lies their atheist teachers tell them and start to question their faith. Instead of questioning the reality of seven-day creation or God stopping the sun from revolving around the Earth, question your science teacher instead! Here are ten surefire questions that will leave your teacher stumped!

1. If humans evolved from chimpanzees, why are chimpanzees still around?
2. The Big Bang Theory proposes that everything in the Universe started from something called singularity which is smaller than an atom. How can you stuff everything in the universe in that? It's hard enough to stuff four suitcases in the trunk of your car!
3. If the earth really revolves around the sun, then why when we look at the sun we can see it plainly revolving around the earth? (And if the earth was moving around the sun, wouldn't we all fly off into space?)
4. If women were not created from Adam's rib, why is it that men have one fewer rib than women?
5. How do scientists know stars are "millions of light years away"? Have they been there and back? Do they have a tape measure that stretchs that long?
6. Scientists say all our genetic information is coded on DNA. But DNA is an acid! How can you write information in acid? You can write information on a hard drive, but not a liquid!
7. People have been wearing clothes for thousands of years. Why haven't our bodies evolved natural clothes that come out of our skin then?
8. If there really are millions and millions of species, then how could have Adam named them all? Obviously, there's not that many species then! (Gen 2:18-22)
9. If our brains are just a mishmash of biochemistry, how come chemicals like gasoline or bug spray can't think?
10. Einstein said that if you approach the speed of light, time slows down. Once you hit the speed of light, time stops. If that is so, how come light can travel from point A to point B if time is stopped for light?

Don't let your science teacher weasel out of these questions! If he makes some stupid comments like "Well that question is meaningless" or "Evolution doesn't work that way" or "You have a poor understanding of science", don't let him get away with it! He is only trying to buy time because he know he can't answer your questions. Press him and make him answer your questions. That's what a teacher is for...right?

This was funny, I had to respond to this. I stumbled across your website while googling for religious pictures just for fun.

Few of those questions will leave an educated teacher dumbfounded. I am not a teacher, nor am I a scientist but I will answer these anyway, just for fun.

1. We all evolved from bacteria and bacteria is still around. Schimpanzees and humans are not siblings, but cousins, evolved from common ancestors. Both have been durable enough to live on, while 99 % of all lifeforms that ever lived are now extinct. Nothing to argue about, open up any school literature or book on the subject.

2. Science does not know everything and is very open with that. "We don't know, but we are investigating it" is what they say about the research about how the universe began. The big bang theory is not proven, but more speaks for it than for any religious explanation. It is pointless to "explain" something rather unlikely with a completely unlikely supernatural creator.

3.

This is completely ridiculous and very funny. I am not sure if you are being ironic but I will reply supposing that you are serious. Do you believe the earth is flat as well? Earth revolves around the sun and what you see is the sun, so it looks like it revolves around the earth. Centrifugal force works against the gravity of the sun to keep the earth at a distance of about 150 million kilometres if I recall correctly, school was some time ago.

If you don't believe the scientific laws of gravity, feel free to jump out of a window and test the theory.

4.

I have no idea, never read about it or thought about it. I presume it is to leave space for a growing fetus. Anyway, one can easily come up with 1000 more likely explanations than something that comes from a storybook.

5.

I don't know. I will read into it, and then I will know. The bible does not give you a distance to different stars, or the moon, or the sun, so how will you ever know if you reject science?

6.

It is not a liquid. There are many acids that are solid, such as copper sulphate, or the salt you find on sour candy.

Or do you reject the existence of candy as well?

7.

Apes had, and have fur. Natural selection made most of the fur redundant, after all, humans did first evolve in central africa and not on Greenland. Some fur is left on a few parts of the body for obvious reasons, such as keeping sweat from running into eyes.

8.

I don't understand the question. You just have to look at the world to see that there are millions of species. Most are insects I believe. The bible does not mention the existence of polar bears, does that mean that they do not exist?

Feel free to go to the arctic, walk up to a polar bear and slap him across the nose. See if the illusion turns out to be painfully real.

10.

It must be that the laws of physics affect light rays differently than matter. Scientists does not yet know everything about this, and are humble when saying that is so. Then again, Muslims don't know anything at all about it, neither does hindus, or aborigins, or christians, or eskimos.

Secondly, the slowing down of time is scientifically measured and proven. A spaceship does "age" slower than the base on the ground, though only by small fractions of a second.

But maybe you do reject the existence of space travel too?

[WWJDnow]

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4) Not even true. Take a look at any X-ray. That's just a lie created by Christians.

Shame on you, OnlyAtheistHere. Instead of presenting the evidence, you simply repeat an out-and-out fabrication. Well, I grabbed a copy of Grey's Anatomy in my library at the NYU College of Dentistry, and here's what it shows for a man's ribcage:


Count them for yourself. This is proof positive that men are missing one rib.