X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Peacekeeper
    • Jan 2007
    • 115

    #1

    Catholic

    Why is catholic considered to be a fake religion? It has the exact same beliefs about jesus and god. Or is it only a "fake" religion because you feel like saying it is.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Catholic

    Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
    Why is catholic considered to be a fake religion? It has the exact same beliefs about jesus and god. Or is it only a "fake" religion because you feel like saying it is.
    Do you bother reading the boards at all? This question has been answered ad nauseum (a little Latin there for the papists to enjoy before being tossed down into Hell).
    Posted via Prayer

    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
    Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

    Blogging for CHRIST!
    Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
    All a-Twitter for Salvation!
    Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
    On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
    My Ladies of Landover profile!

    Comment

    • Peacekeeper
      • Jan 2007
      • 115

      #3
      Re: Catholic

      I would rather not go through 500+ posts to find the answer.

      Comment

      • tommy
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2006
        • 392

        #4
        Re: Catholic

        Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
        I would rather not go through 500+ posts to find the answer.
        If you're too busy providing satisfaction to your local catholic priest...
        The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
        Exodus 15:3

        Comment

        • Peacekeeper
          • Jan 2007
          • 115

          #5
          Re: Catholic

          Oh boy yet another smart ass who likes to make stuff up. Congradulations you win the moron of the year prize, just like some other people here.

          Comment

          • Jesus is Lord
            Devout seeker of the Truth™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 639

            #6
            Re: Catholic

            Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
            I would rather not go through 500+ posts to find the answer.
            That's what the search function is for.

            In short, cat-o-licks don't have the same beliefs. They worship Mary, saints, statues, and living men. They call their priests "Father" even though the BIBLE says not to call anybody but GOD "Father. Priests are supposed to be celibate (also against the BIBLE) but they all bugger boys.

            Look around for the threads dedicated to the cat-o-lick's false teachings for more detailed information
            The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
            Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
            sigpic

            Comment

            • Rev. Dr. Davidson
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2007
              • 1439

              #7
              Re: Catholic

              Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
              Why is catholic considered to be a fake religion? It has the exact same beliefs about jesus and god. Or is it only a "fake" religion because you feel like saying it is.

              Why is the catholic religion fake, or why is catholocism fake? You really must learn to use proper English.

              To answer your question, lets turn to the Ten Commandments.

              4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
              5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;


              Any questions?


              "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
              (Leviticus 21:6-7)

              Comment

              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: Catholic

                Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                Oh boy yet another smart ass who likes to make stuff up. Congradulations you win the moron of the year prize, just like some other people here.
                You are well on your way to claiming that coveted prize for yourself, Peacekeeper. God gave you two ears and one mouth. He meant for you to use them in that proportion.
                Last edited by WilliamJenningsBryan; 01-22-2007, 12:27 AM.
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
                sigpic

                Comment

                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #9
                  Re: Catholic

                  Originally posted by tommy View Post
                  If you're too busy providing satisfaction to your local catholic priest...
                  Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                  Oh boy yet another smart ass who likes to make stuff up. Congradulations you win the moron of the year prize, just like some other people here.
                  Well, it seems that someone has been buggered by a priest and wants to come clean. You aren't the first one to have been raped by these mary worshipers. Tell us the details. We can set you up with some joo lawyers and sue that antichrist pope of rome for all he's worth.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                  Comment

                  • Peacekeeper
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 115

                    #10
                    Re: Catholic

                    I just really hate it when people, especially people like tommy. Put words into my mouth that i did not say. Its false judgement, its a sin!

                    Comment

                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #11
                      Re: Catholic

                      Catholics do all these things, expressly forbidden in the Bible and often described in the Bible as the doctrine of devils:
                      • Worship Mary, the deceased mother of Jesus, calling her Queen of Heaven.
                      • Pray to statues.
                      • Claim to eat the actual flesh and blood of Jesus.
                      • Pray to said flesh and blood of Jesus (crackers and wine).
                      • Forbid their priests to marry.
                      • Forbid eating meat on Friday.
                      • Declare their "Pope" to be God's representative on Earth, and direct their followers to pray through him instead of to God.
                      • Allow their priests to rape young boys, and schlep the pedophiles from parish to parish when they get caught. Lawsuits have gone as far as the Vatican, so it's not like they're unaware. This means they condone it.
                      • Pray to saints, who are also dead.
                      • Cart around "relics", pieces of dead "saints", for people to pray to and kiss and otherwise touch.

                      This is just the tip of the iceberg. I suggest you familiarize yourself with the Search function on this Forum, or at the very least look http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critici...atholic_Church <-- here.

                      Comment

                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: Catholic

                        Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                        I just really hate it when people, especially people like tommy. Put words into my mouth that i did not say.
                        Why is it worse when "people like tommy" put words into your mouth than when other people do it? Do you have some kind of hateful, intolerant prejudice towards backwards foreigners?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

                        Comment

                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729

                          #13
                          Re: Catholic

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Why is it worse when "people like tommy" put words into your mouth than when other people do it? Do you have some kind of hateful, intolerant prejudice towards backwards foreigners?
                          I thought he meant that he hated it when people like Tommy.

                          Either he lacks the sense to construct proper sentences, or he's very cruel to our little beagle hound.

                          Comment

                          • Tyrone Shoelaces
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 237

                            #14
                            Re: Catholic

                            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                            I thought he meant that he hated it when people like Tommy.

                            Either he lacks the sense to construct proper sentences, or he's very cruel to our little beagle hound.
                            How could you get that from what he said?

                            Comment

                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #15
                              Re: Catholic

                              Originally posted by Peacekeeper View Post
                              I just really hate it when people, especially people like tommy. Put words into my mouth that i did not say. Its false judgement, its a sin!
                              Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                              How could you get that from what he said?
                              Because it's exactly what he said. He wrote three sentences:

                              "I just really hate it when people, especially people like tommy." Normally, one would insert an adjective between "especially" and "people", such as:

                              "I just really hate it when people, especially <Canadian> people, like Tommy."

                              We also capitalize proper nouns here, and use commas to separate clauses.

                              His second sentence was a command, "Put false words in my mouth that i did not say."

                              Again, we capitalize proper nouns ("i" should be "I"). The sentence is redundant, as well. If we were to put words in his mouth, then that would imply that he had not said them.

                              The third sentence used "its" (the possessive form of "it") incorrectly twice. Any style guide will tell you that.

                              From the above evidence, I gather that he hates it when people like Tommy, and that he cannot assemble coherent sentences in proper American.

                              Now, what has his unfounded hatred of Tommy to do with Cathoholics?!
                              Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-23-2007, 09:52 PM.

                              Comment

                              Working...