[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Catholic

Why is catholic considered to be a fake religion? It has the exact same beliefs about jesus and god. Or is it only a "fake" religion because you feel like saying it is.

The answer=they believe that any religion other than their own is a false religion.
Is it my imagination, or are teenagers' brains growing mushier with each progressive generation?

*A note about the above post.........I'm not in the best mood and I'm sick of loud-mouthed pushy teenagers congregating in the mall when I'd like a nice quiet lunch with their inane chatter and conversations and hot-pink cellphones. Grr!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Catholic

Is it my imagination, or are teenagers' brains growing mushier with each progressive generation?

Unlike whatever gods you worship, or the happy-happy All Loving God and Jesus the False Christians make up to suit their fancies, no, in this case, it is NOT your imagination!

*A note about the above post.........I'm not in the best mood and I'm sick of teenagers congregating in the mall when I'd like a nice quiet lunch with their inane chatter and conversations and hot-pink cellphones. Grr!

That's NOT A CELLPHONE!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Catholic

Unlike whatever gods you worship, or the happy-happy All Loving God and Jesus the False Christians make up to suit their fancies, no, in this case, it is NOT your imagination!

I'm curious to see what would happen if their computers, calculators, x-boxes, playstations, nintendos, wiis, televisions, i-pods, MP3 players and any other electronic gadgets they might have were taken away from them. Would they sit there staring at the space where the tv/computer/whatever used to be?

That's NOT A CELLPHONE!

Considering the alternative, seeing as they are in public, one would hope it was a cellphone!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Catholic

Well, I thought it was easy to understand. It is bad grammar, but is very simple to understand.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholic

I'm curious to see what would happen if their computers, calculators, x-boxes, playstations, nintendos, wiis, televisions, i-pods, MP3 players and any other electronic gadgets they might have were taken away from them. Would they sit there staring at the space where the tv/computer/whatever used to be?

Just out of interest, what exactly do you use transfer your tedious "thoughts" from being inside your skull to being smeared all over Jesus' favourite forum like so much patchouli-scented faeces?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Catholic

Just out of interest, what exactly do you use transfer your tedious "thoughts" from being inside your skull to being smeared all over Jesus' favourite forum like so much patchouli-scented faeces?

Using a computer is not the same as being dependent on one to think for you!

[BornAgain]

Re: Catholic

Why is the catholic religion fake, or why is catholocism fake? You really must learn to use proper English.

To answer your question, lets turn to the Ten Commandments.

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:
5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;


Any questions?

AMEN!

Cathyolicism is just the bible mixed with pagan traditions.

[The Catholic]

Re: Catholic

Catholics do all these things, expressly forbidden in the Bible and often described in the Bible as the doctrine of devils:

• Worship Mary, the deceased mother of Jesus, calling her Queen of Heaven.
• Pray to statues.
• Claim to eat the actual flesh and blood of Jesus.
• Pray to said flesh and blood of Jesus (crackers and wine).
• Forbid their priests to marry.
• Forbid eating meat on Friday.
• Declare their "Pope" to be God's representative on Earth, and direct their followers to pray through him instead of to God.
• Allow their priests to rape young boys, and schlep the pedophiles from parish to parish when they get caught. Lawsuits have gone as far as the Vatican, so it's not like they're unaware. This means they condone it.
• Pray to saints, who are also dead.
• Cart around "relics", pieces of dead "saints", for people to pray to and kiss and otherwise touch.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. I suggest you familiarize yourself with the Search function on this Forum, or at the very least look http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critici...atholic_Church <-- here.

Okay buddy time to clear some things up here.
1. We do not worship Mary, any other saints, or statues. We pray that they may help us seek Gods forgiveness.
2. We do not claim to eat the actual flesh and blood of Jesus. It is a symbolic act.
3. Not all Catholics forbid eating meat on Fridays. (just wondering where in the bible it forbids not to eat meat on Fridays) I certainly don't
4. We don't direct people to follow the pope instead of God
5. Just becuase some sick priest molested a boy doesn't mean we support it.

I don't deny many other rituals that we do, but if you're going to critize another persons religion could you at least get your facts right.

By the way, it may not be my place but, could you people at least try to keep an open mind about other peoples religions.

[Girls Do Not Wear Pants]

Re: Catholic

Okay buddy time to clear some things up here.
1. We do not worship Mary, any other saints, or statues. We pray that they may help us seek Gods forgiveness.

So, you are are saying that you go to them for mediation/intercession? Well, that is still wrong because the Bible states that Jesus Christ is the only mediator/intercesser when it comes to us praying.

2. We do not claim to eat the actual flesh and blood of Jesus. It is a symbolic act.

Ummm... Time to read the doctrine of your church, buddy. The official doctrine states that after the words of institution are spoken, the bread and wine fully become the body and blood. You should know what a church believes before you start attending it.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholic

Okay buddy time to clear some things up here.
1. We do not worship Mary, any other saints, or statues. We pray that they may help us seek Gods forgiveness.

So they're sort of like a mediator between you and God, then?

2. We do not claim to eat the actual flesh and blood of Jesus. It is a symbolic act.
3. Not all Catholics forbid eating meat on Fridays. (just wondering where in the bible it forbids not to eat meat on Fridays) I certainly don't

Do they forbid marriage for Bishops? Do you know what the Bible says about that? Btw, 1 Timothy 4:1-3 explicitly prophecies that heretics will become influenced by demons and command abstention from meat. I believe you have already been sufficiently rebuked for lying about eating the flesh of Jesus.

4. We don't direct people to follow the pope instead of God

The Pope and God's word disagree on many, many issues. Which do you side with?

5. Just becuase some sick priest molested a boy doesn't mean we support it.

You don't support it, you just help to cover it up. Riiight.

[BornAgain]

Re: Catholic

"The Catholic", you're not going to convince any of us that Catholics are even REMOTELY close to being True Christians™.

It's been proven time and time again that Catlickism is just Christianity mixed in with Paganism, and has nothing to do with the Holy KJV1611 Bible.

Where in the bible does it say to pray to that whore Mary? That's right, NOWHERE!

Perhaps you'll get a clue and see the vatican and catlickism for what it really is; I'll be praying,

[Brother V]

Re: Catholic

Okay buddy time to clear some things up here.
1. We do not worship Mary, any other saints, or statues. We pray that they may help us seek Gods forgiveness.

Are you familiar with this book that we all call "the Bible" (KJV1611); probably not, as it's not even used in more than half of your services.

Let us look at this one nice little passage with the word MEDIATOR.

1 Timothy 2:5 For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;

Now, lets look at some cathylic doctrine...

All our hope do we repose in the most Blessed Virgin -- in the all fair and immaculate one who has crushed the poisonous head of the most cruel serpent and brought salvation to the world: in her who is the glory of the prophets and apostles, the honor of the martyrs, the crown and joy of all the saints; in her who is the safest refuge and the most trustworthy helper of all who are in danger; in her who, with her only-begotten Son, is the most powerful Mediatrix and Conciliatrix in the whole world

whooooooo, hold on now... The Bible says that Jesus is the ONE MEDIATOR. But the cathylicks claim that it's both Jesus and Mary?

In case you think I'm making that section up. have a link.

But Jesus wasn't always fond of this woman who was merely the vessel for His birth and early childhood rearing.

What did Jesus HIMSELF say to Mary when he was dangling on the cross?

John 19:26 When Jesus therefore saw his mother, and the disciple standing by, whom he loved, he saith unto his mother, Woman, behold thy son!

Not, "mom, I'll miss you". Not "I'll talk to you when you too are transported to heaven"... nope, Jesus said "Woman, behold thy son!"

For the short time that Jesus was on earth, He grew tired of listening to His mother nag at Him.

Think back to the wedding at Cana.

John 2:4 Jesus saith unto her, Woman, what have I to do with thee? mine hour is not yet come.

Jesus couldn't stand Mary's bitching for 32-33 years, what makes you think He's been happy listening to her for the past 1976 (or so) years?

And you cathylicks want to use the woman Jesus could barely tolerate on earth as a mediatrix in heaven?

*Boggle*

YIC
V

[The Catholic]

Re: Catholic

Okay just to get you to see at least a little open mindedness...

Imagine if you can, you going to Hell when you die.
When you get there you look up at heaven and ask God why you have been sent there. I mean you have followed the Bible to it's exact word, you practice every single good deed that has ever existed, you are so faithful you would have killed yourself if God asked you too. God replies, "You are all wrong. I did not send Jesus to the earth, he was just some fanatic that got out of hand. You have followed a false prophet. All you Catholics, Mormons, Baptists, and Lutherans were wrong. The bible is hoax. It was written by people who were in desperation. You have all followed false religions. The Judaic culture is the only real religon. You have been exposed and they tried to convert you, but you turned them away and now you will pay the price. Now you will burn in Hell for eternity."

Imagine this. Now I know you will all instanly deny this as a thing that would never ever happen. I mean your faith in God and Jesus is amazing (I'll give you that), but if you deem that every other person who is not of your religon will go to hell then is it so wrong for others to think that you will have an equal fate?

I'm not trying to convert you, I'm just saying that you should really keep the fact in your mind that other people are human beings too. We all have emotions and faiths.

Think about it.

[HolySong]

Re: Catholic

2. We do not claim to eat the actual flesh and blood of Jesus. It is a symbolic act.

That is incorrect and NOT the teachings of the Catholic Church.

Peace be with you friend in Christ.

HolySong

[HolySong]

Re: Catholic

So, you are are saying that you go to them for mediation/intercession? Well, that is still wrong because the Bible states that Jesus Christ is the only mediator/intercesser when it comes to us praying.

Do you ask for intercession from others? It is not condemned by Landover Baptist since there is a prayer forum.

James 5
16Therefore confess your sins to one another, and pray for one another, so that you may be healed. The prayer of the righteous is powerful and effective.


Just like you would ask for prayers from a friend. Catholics ask Mary and the Saints to pray for us.

HolySong