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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    Catholic Pow-Wow Starts Today!

    I almost didn't notice Ash Wednesday today, although I did have to "let go" one of my Mehijucan housekeepers when I saw the telling smudge of soot on her (already somewhat dirty) forehead. But be warned! Lent, Mardi Gras, and lots of "fishy Friday" false Christianity is to come.

    PS Please shield your children's eyes from the naked homosexual Catholics staggering drunkenly down our depraved streets.
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #2
    Re: Catholic Pow-Wow Starts Today!

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    I almost didn't notice Ash Wednesday today, although I did have to "let go" one of my Mehijucan housekeepers when I saw the telling smudge of soot on her (already somewhat dirty) forehead. But be warned! Lent, Mardi Gras, and lots of "fishy Friday" false Christianity is to come.

    PS Please shield your children's eyes from the naked homosexual Catholics staggering drunkenly down our depraved streets.
    Good news, Mother G! You slept right through Mardi Gras! ("Fat Tuesday", as they call it -- acknowledging that many of them are morbidly obese -- was yesterday.)

    The good news is that Easter is coming on Sunday, April 8! We get to celebrate the return of our Saviour!

    Don't forget Good Friday!
    Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-23-2007, 02:45 AM.

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    • maverickxeo
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jan 2007
      • 261

      #3
      Re: Catholic Pow-Wow Starts Today!

      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
      I almost didn't notice Ash Wednesday today, although I did have to "let go" one of my Mehijucan housekeepers when I saw the telling smudge of soot on her (already somewhat dirty) forehead.
      Okay... have fun with those labour laws.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Catholic Pow-Wow Starts Today!

        Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
        Okay... have fun with those labour laws.
        Iowa is a not fault state. We can terminate our employees when ever we want.

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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729

          #5
          Re: Catholic Pow-Wow Starts Today!

          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
          Iowa is a not fault state. We can terminate our employees when ever we want.
          And sometimes, we fire them too.

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #6
            Re: Catholic Pow-Wow Starts Today!

            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
            And sometimes, we fire them too.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • OnYourKnees
              On Extended Furlough
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 4729

              #7
              Re: Catholic Pow-Wow Starts Today!

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Think about it.

              So, what's YOUR favorite part of Lent?

              I like that I can head on out to the steakhouse and order a Porterhouse, without a bunch of Catch-o-liks being in line ahead of me!

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #8
                Re: Catholic Pow-Wow Starts Today!

                I like the fact that I ignore it, seeing as I'm not xtian or catholic, and stuff my face with as much red meat as I wanna. In front of the abstaining from red meat-ers.

                P.S. I didn't need to think about it, it pretty much came straight away, and hence the
                Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-23-2007, 02:51 AM.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Catholic Pow-Wow Starts Today!

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  I like the fact that I ignore it, seeing as I'm not xtian or catholic, and stuff my face with as much red meat as I wanna.
                  You're the first witch I've seen who hasn't called little babies "the other white meat", but eating them is still disgusting and WRONG!
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