Francis is Circling The Drain, preparing To Meet Jesus In Person.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Friends,

As you likely know, the world's beloved Pope Francis is about to fill out his bingo card of life, and preparing to take his humble seat beside Jesus in Heaven, with the rest of the Popes. Cry not, as much as I know you want to, for he has lived a life of quiet greatness and is on the cusp of the only reward a life well lived in Jesus can aspire to.

We should all be so brave and consumed by the Holy Spirit, as he is now and has always been. Let's put our differences aside and say a prayer for the man who led The Church as its influence and members worked tirelessly to bring sanity back to America by getting Donald Trump elected TWICE! AMY TAKE A BOW!!


His work here is done, and now his time in Heaven will soon begin.

Bless you, my dactylonomic decalogists,
Father Mo

[Isabella White]

Oh, no you don't, Mr. Lester. Not today. has no intention of entertaining any big boo-hoo stories about another pope that is about to wake up and find himself burning in hot and fiery eternal ! So, you can just take that information back to your cracker-eating friends and tell them the truth — for once. And, as for this nonsense about praying for a man who has deliberately promoted apostasy and false doctrine (not to mention worshipping false gods, such as Mary and statues), then you can forget that, too — while you're at it! The blessed contains the truth about the matter, and you would do yourself a huge favor by reading this, and repenting of your own damnable heresies!

II Peter 2:1 "But there were false prophets also among the people, even as there shall be false teachers among you, who privily shall bring in damnable heresies, even denying the that bought them, and bring upon themselves swift destruction."

"...preparing to take his humble seat beside Jesus in Heaven..." Oh, my aching sides — that's the biggest laugh in town, Mr. Lester!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Surely you jest, Father Mo. This Pope held many audiences with homers--almost treated them as equals. He has continually raised the status of women in the so-called "denomination." Francis is a goodbye and don't come back "Christian."

[Romeo Rovagnati]

I too pray for the wellness of Our Holy Father Pope Francis. May Our Lord and Saviour Jesus welcome him with open arms in Heaven, along with all of his predecessors, such as His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI, who left us three years ago.

[Anthony Harper]

I have seen stories circling the internet regarding Pope Francis. I agree that he appears to be in poor health.

[MitzaLizalor]

I too pray for the wellness of Our Holy Father Pope Francis.

The prayers don't seem to be working much. Or at all.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14414285/A-sign-Rainbow-appears-Pope-Francis-hospital-room-warns-not-survive.html

Doctors diagnosed him with a 'complex' respiratory infection and barred him from taking part in several engagements, with the Vatican cancelling or rescheduling his papal audiences this week.

If you have a "wellness" prayer telephone and it works, why is he in hospital? Why are doctors telling him what to do? Why does he think he's doomed?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Cities with Bible-reading Baptists should have fun with the Pope's death. Here's an idea, rename some street after him, "Frankenstein Drive."

[Elmer G. White]

He looks just as "good" as always:



Frances has repeatedly embraced the Islamists and Joos as first and foremost, as stated in their Catholick Catescism: "...the plan of salvation also includes those who acknowledge the Creator, in the first place amongst whom are the Muslims.” Frances dared set the Islamic swarm ahead of God-fearing Caucasian mostly heterosexual Baptist men under Pastor Ezekiel. However, Jesus disagrees with this pointstiff:

Isaiah 1:13
Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; it is iniquity, even the solemn meeting.

Very soon we'll observe just another Catlickish assembly, the Conclave, as a further proof that none of these Ganymedian Gaieties have ever read the One and Only Original Word of God, the KJV Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

He seems to have porked-up a bit, doesn't he? And the doctor here seems to be suggesting (with great subtlety) that all's not well in the north-of-the-neck department.

[MitzaLizalor]

I think he's in his chrysalis period.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Today in Rome the Pope is not breathing well. He has put a letter of resignation on his desk to be activated if he tips over. All over the world Cardinals are buying wine for the party at the Vatican. They will drink and couples (both Cardinals) will dance for a few days. When the party is over smoke will go up and a new man in a dress will stand on the balcony.

We at Landover Baptist can be thankful Pastor Zeke does not wear a dress.

Pope now in ‘critical condition’ after pneumonia, Vatican warns

[Isabella White]

Today in Rome the Pope is not breathing well. He has put a letter of resignation on his desk to be activated if he tips over. All over the world Cardinals are buying wine for the party at the Vatican. They will drink and couples (both Cardinals) will dance for a few days. When the party is over smoke will go up and a new man in a dress will stand on the balcony.

We at Landover Baptist can be thankful Pastor Zeke does not wear a dress.

Pope now in ‘critical condition’ after pneumonia, Vatican warns

Well, it won't be long now, dear Brother Mayor Hold. I expect that the Choo-Choo Train to eternal will be pulling up to Francis's hospital at any moment now. And, I cannot say I that feel one bit sorry for him, or for his imminent entry to . It is what he so assuredly deserves. I mean, can anybody please show me where it says in the blessed that it is okay to worship Mary and statues? The answer is that it is NOT okay to worship Mary and statues! told people what they need to do in order to be saved from , but — obviously — some people, such as this pope think that they can do whatever they want!

John 14:6 " saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Acts 4:12 "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved."

Oh, how I would love to know how Francis intends to spin his way out of this terrifying travesty — when he stands before Almighty on the great and terrible Day of Judgment!

[MitzaLizalor]

Now it may be that Frank holds Jesus never to have been.

KJV LUKE 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli

Therefore, he'd respond, that thing he's sucking on doesn't contravene The Deuteronomist's edict.

KJV DEUTERONOMY 5:8¹ Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth

D-R DEUTERONOMY 5:8² Thou shalt not make to thy self a graven thing, nor the likeness of any things, that are in heaven above, or that are in the earth beneath, or that abide in the waters under the earth.

If Jesus never existed, an image of Him would be NOT a likeness of things in heaven above, the earth beneath or in the waters under the earth – because Jesus would not be a thing. Of course, having rejected God's opinion as irrelevant, Frank would have no reason not to lie and say he DID believe Jesus was real. (God also tells us not to lie.) But, and I may be accused of œcumenism here, just because Frank says he believes in Jesus does not mean he doesn't.





0. AND JUST IN CASE HE MISSED IT:
1. Exodus 20:4 + Exodus 34:17 + Leviticus 19:4 & 26:1 + Deuteronomy 27:15 KJV
2. Exodus 20:4 + Exodus 34:17 + Leviticus 19:4 & 26:1 + Deuteronomy 27:15 D-R³
3. Exodus 20:4 + Exodus 34:17 + Leviticus 19:4 & 26:1 + Deuteronomy 27:15 JB ©1966
Always overfed yet ever wanting more, Rome will pronounce old versions passé.
Linked above, a comparison with their own modernist rendition is available.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I'm thinking it would be good public relations for Pastor Zeke to jump on his plane and attend the Pope's funeral. Is there a way staff could attend and hand out tracts inviting Catholics to be saved at Landover Baptist? Maybe the funeral program will be made public and we can figure out a way to do this.

[MitzaLizalor]

I'm thinking it would be good public relations for Pastor Zeke to jump on his plane and attend the Pope's funeral. Is there a way staff could attend and hand out tracts inviting Catholics to be saved at Landover Baptist? Maybe the funeral program will be made public and we can figure out a way to do this.

Vatican City has a railway station, I believe, and a heliport. I'm not sure if it has an airport otherwise. Helicopters are cumbersome machines, often cramped and rarely with sleeping quarters. What about an airship? They offer plenty of scope for decoration, such as with a Gospel message, and should one be too large to land (they don't require a runway) Pastor could descend on a rope—the tether, prior to tethering—dressed appropriately. Daisy Mae and I have discussed fabric designs before and I'd be happy to assist with sewing.