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  • #16
    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    I'm thinking it would be good public relations for Pastor Zeke to jump on his plane and attend the Pope's funeral. Is there a way staff could attend and hand out tracts inviting Catholics to be saved at Landover Baptist? Maybe the funeral program will be made public and we can figure out a way to do this.
    What a wonderful idea, dear Brother Mayor Hold! I am sure that many of our brethren and sistern here at would be more than willing — and happy — to go over to that bound Vatican, and see that those Cathyolicks turn to — instead of relying on their usual cracker-munching and wine-guzzling rituals. I think one of the tracts that we must use is the one shown below.

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    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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    • #17
      His Holiness Pope Francis is winning his fight against Death. We'll soon have something to celebrate.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Romeo Rovagnati View Post
        His Holiness Pope Francis is winning his fight against Death. We'll soon have something to celebrate.
        Failing lungs is painful. It looks obvious that God is enjoying the suffering of Frank and will drag it out.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
          ... His work here is done, and now his time in Heaven will soon begin.
          Father Mo
          I'm just trying to think of something he did... Choirboys are still at risk... The Vatican is still drowning in gold... The "miracle of transubstantiation is still there... Plaster idols still infest so-called "churches", the "gay orgy" of June 2017 etc.

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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

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          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #20
            Jesus seems to have made up His mind. Totally disgusted with Frances, He's now made the Papist Chief wallow in his own filth to speed up the descent of this pontificial plague into Hell!

            Pope Francis suffered an isolated coughing fit on Friday that resulted in him inhaling vomit and requiring non-invasive mechanical ventilation, the Vatican said in relaying an alarming setback in his two-week long battle against double pneumonia.
            This is no surprise. All this was depicted in astonishing detail in God's Life Manual, the KJV Bible!

            Isaiah 19:14
            The LORD hath mingled a perverse spirit in the midst thereof: and they have caused Egypt to err in every work thereof, as
            a drunken man staggereth in his vomit.

            The Catholicks are on the verge of total disintegration. I am seeing a mighty revival that will be led by our community, and unprecedented riches will rain upon us very very soon!




            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            • #21
              I keep getting headlines: “blah.. etc.. prays for pope” –› to whom exactly are they praying? When healed by Jesus, the remedy was immediate. The blind man saw at once! Pope Frank, liar extraordinaire, why is he a liar? because he (collectively) claimed WITH NO EVIDENCE to have a pipeline to God producing information about loved ones in Limbo whom he could get out for $ but when it turned out there was no Limbo did anyone get a refund: NO! OF COURSE NOT it was lies from the outset, so now when people pray nothing happens. Or in this case he gets worse.

              Perhaps if he sold a palace, coughed up the $ for some special magic aka like everyone did paying to get dead babies out of Limbo, there'd be a result?

              But I'm not holding my breath . .

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                Jesus seems to have made up His mind. Totally disgusted with Frances, He's now made the Papist Chief wallow in his own filth

                The Catholicks are on the verge of total disintegration. I am seeing a mighty revival that will be led by our community, and unprecedented riches will rain upon us very very soon!


                Yours in Christ,
                Elmer
                I think God told Jesus to take Francis out whenever He wants to. Jesus said, no, right now I'm having too much fun.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                  Jesus seems to have made up His mind. Totally disgusted with Frances, He's now made the Papist Chief wallow in his own filth to speed up the descent of this pontificial plague into Hell!
                  Well, I cannot say that I am surprised by any of Francis's health problems, dear Brother Dr. White. As you have so kindly shown, the glorious has given so many dire warnings to sinners — warnings that are ignored. And, it also comes as no surprise that ignoring those warnings pertains to this impertinent pope!

                  Isaiah 5:18 "Woe unto them that draw iniquity with cords of vanity, and sin as it were with a cart rope:​"

                  And, what on Earth has happened to the pope's weight?! It looks like he has gained 200 pounds in the past two months!



                  We are very mindful of the fact that this weight-gain has come as a result of disobedience to yet another command from Almighty !

                  Proverbs 23:2 "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite.​"

                  If the pope were to actually make a daily habit of reading the , then he would have known of 's warnings and commands. But, is the pope a dedicated — following the Almighty and forsaking the greedy-gobbler pleasures of the flesh? The answer is quite simply: NO!

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                  Because of the pope's defiant, rebellious nature, is it any wonder that has caused him to choke on his own purge? He was warned, and he ignored a very important lesson from the . Thorns, or no thorns, the has way of making Holy Presence known to Pope I'll-soon-be-in- Francis!

                  Matthew 13:7 "And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprung up, and choked them:​"

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                  • #24
                    It's too bad that Frankie isn't suffering from leprosy. Then he could pray to Father Damien for a cure.

                    Father Damien was a Belgian priest who went to Hawaii to do carpentry work and such in a leper colony. He died from leprosy for some reason. Anyway, he apparently did some miracles after that and the Catholic Church made him a saint.

                    Frankly, I would have been more impressed if he cured his own leprosy. . . But he was hot.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                      https://catholiceducation.org/en/religion-and-philosophy/pope-francis-on-the-true-meaning-of-poverty.html

                      “How I long for a poor Church for the poor!”

                      With these words spoken after being elected pope, Jorge Bergoglio underscored a theme that continues to be front-and-center of his papacy. Not surprisingly, many have concluded such statements demonstrate that Pope Francis wants Catholics to devote greater attention to poverty-alleviation. In one sense, this is true. Yet it’s also an interpretation that misses the deeper meaning Francis attaches to poverty . . . In a word, it’s about humility.
                      And isn't he doing well on it!

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                      • #26
                        The Vatican public relations Priests keep up a steady stream of optimistic news about the Pope. They refuse to acknowledge God is punishing him. Here's what to watch for. If he does not make out of the hospital to preside at the Vatican's Easter Mass, he's gone. God has no use for a Pope who cannot make it to work.

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                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • #27
                          What on earth is he doing? Flower worship? I suppose actual flowers are not graven images but this latest iteration of Jorge Mario Bergoglio aka Frank the Pope and kudos where it's due, he got the top job, gives a whole new meaning creative nuance to corpse worship [insert photo here]
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                          and as a bonus for tonight's lucid dream: a knock at the door: “Who's there?” ANSWER “We have an important message about life!” and you open the door and these three are standing there.

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                          • #28
                            Fixed it for you, Mr. Mayor:

                            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                            God Satan has no use for a Pope who cannot make it to work.​
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                            • #29
                              Revelation 3:16

                              Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                              Fixed it for you, Mr. Mayor:
                              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                              God Satan has no use for a Pope who cannot make it to work.
                              Satan as little as Jesus can be looking forward to Frank's arrival. Unless the evil one has developed a distaste for brimstone-themed aromatherapy, mostly associated with a different orifice, when compared to the delivery point of vomit. God is clear here that popes running around burning Christians at the stake or drawing out their innards [EITHER "HOT" OR "COLD" ACCORDING TO ONE'S PERSPECTIVE] is preferable to what Frank has chalked up. Namby-pamby accommodations of persons disagreeing with God whom God commands to be chopped up or burned alive? No problemo. Holding to another value system is one thing. Agnes thinks The Bible is wrong: fine! Agnes is not a Christian. But to disagree with its most fundamental axioms, to stand directly opposed to what God has explained, yet still somehow remaining a "believer" and for her to be welcome in Frank's "church" is beyond me.

                              He doesn't say, “God is dead: now we're all homosexual witches and cannibals,” for example, he waffles on about inclusivity and the need for increased funding to maintain the real estate (uncountable billions if you add it all up) the acme of lukewarmness – which is about where we came in.

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