[LoveThatGod]

Re: Catholics

I can't defend my blasphemous false doctrine, so I'm just going to post obscenities instead, because us Papists aren't very clever.

Not cool man. First, as I said I'm not a Papist. I'm a Presbyterian. Second, I can't help what a good dose of Bible does to me. Now perhaps I should have kept it to myself, but still, not cool.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Catholics

I never said you worship John the Baptist. I know you worship Jesus. Is Baptist Church the preferred terminology? I thought that it was called the Baptist religion, but perhaps I'm wrong. My apologies.

Son, I have refrained from answering the posts in this thread because at first, you seemed to have the shifty attitude of an atheist troll. I will risk looking like a fool to answer your post, with a note about something that was mentioned earlier.

We are Independent Baptist KJAV 1611 Bible Literalists. That means that except where doing so would violate secular laws, we follow the entire King James Bible word for word. For example, we do not eat shellfish, as they are referred to in Leviticus as abominations. We do not stone disobedient children to death, as Deuteronomy instructs, because in several places in the KJV 1611, we are told to follow secular laws.

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
Deuteronomy 21:19-21

Many people lump us in with those liberals, the Protestants, simply becaue we are not Catholics.

Our church predates all other Christian churches, so we are a category of one. We are neither Protestant nor Catholic, we are True Christians™ destined to serve for eternity in Heaven when our Lord chooses to take us.

I hope that clears things up a bit.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics

Not cool man. First, as I said I'm not a Papist. I'm a Presbyterian.

Then why are you trying to defend a ridiculous paedophile cult if you don't even belong to it? Shouldn't you be trying to promote Presbyterian piffle instead of Popish pish?

[LoveThatGod]

Re: Catholics

Friend, I just completely demolished your twisted Mary-cult, and you responded with an irrelevant perversion. Now, do you actually have anything to say in defence of your wrong-headed whore "church", or are you going to give in and accept Christ?

I have no desire to defend that whore "church." And yes I do accept Christ!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics

And yes I do accept Christ!!

So are you going to set up a tithing plan, then?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Catholics

I thought that it was called the Baptist religion, but perhaps I'm wrong. My apologies.

I don't follow a religion. I have a relationship with the living God.

I'm a Presbyterian.

So you believe that we are born sinners, that we don't have to stop sinning to be saved, and if you are saved you can sin as much as you like and still go to Heaven -- is that right?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[LoveThatGod]

Re: Catholics

Son, I have refrained from answering the posts in this thread because at first, you seemed to have the shifty attitude of an atheist troll. I will risk looking like a fool to answer your post, with a note about something that was mentioned earlier.

We are Independent Baptist KJAV 1611 Bible Literalists. That means that except where doing so would violate secular laws, we follow the entire King James Bible word for word. For example, we do not eat shellfish, as they are referred to in Leviticus as abominations. We do not stone disobedient children to death, as Deuteronomy instructs, because in several places in the KJV 1611, we are told to follow secular laws.

If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:

Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;

And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.

And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
Deuteronomy 21:19-21

Many people lump us in with those liberals, the Protestants, simply becaue we are not Catholics.

Our church predates all other Christian churches, so we are a category of one. We are neither Protestant nor Catholic, we are True Christians™ destined to serve for eternity in Heaven when our Lord chooses to take us.

I hope that clears things up a bit.

Indeed it has, and I have seen the folly of my ways.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: Catholics

So you believe that we are born sinners, that we don't have to stop sinning to be saved, and if you are saved you can sin as much as you like and still go to Heaven -- is that right?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Something along those lines sounds about right.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: Catholics

So are you going to set up a tithing plan, then?

No, what are you, a dirty Jew?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics

No, what are you, a dirty Jew?

Of course not (well, not any more, anyway).
That's why I wouldn't try to Jew God.

Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: Catholics

Of course not (well, not any more, anyway).
That's why I wouldn't try to Jew God.

Malachi 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

I don't know, that sounds like Serbian-Jew double bluff to me.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Catholics

I don't know, that sounds like Serbian-Jew double bluff to me.

Try explaining that to God as He dropkicks you into the Lake of Fire for all eternity for being a tightwad, friend. Are you a Scottish Presbyterian, by any chance?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Catholics

Something along those lines sounds about right.

Then you might as well be a Catholic, because they believe the same lies you do.

We are not born sinners (Eccl. 7:29, Mt 18:3). Sin is not something you are born with, it is something you do (I John 3:4). You can only sin through an intentional act (Gen. 3:6; 1 Sam. 16:7; Pro. 23:7; Matt. 5:28; 23:26; Mk. 7:20-23; Ro. 14:23; 1 Co. 8:12; 10:13; Gal. 5:24; Jas. 1:13-16; 1 Jn. 2:15-16; 3:15).

We must stop sinning before we can be forgiven (Pro. 28:13; Isa. 55:7; Jer. 26:13; Ezk. 18:21-23; Jon. 3:8-10; 1 Co. 6:9-10; Gal. 5:19-21; Eph. 5:5-7; Jas. 1:21; 1 Pe. 4:1; Rev. 21:7-8; 22:15). Think about it -- would you expect your wife to forgive you for cheating on her while the other woman is still in your arms? Why would you expect God to forgive you while you are still in your sins?

If you return to sin after you were saved, you will be worse off than someone who was never saved (Matt. 23:14; Lk. 12:47-48; Jn.19:11; Jas. 3:1; Heb. 6:6; 10:26).

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[WWJDnow]

Re: Catholics

Firstly, I'm not Catholic. Secondly, that wasn't a very Christ-like thing to say.

Would you say that calling people a generation of vipers is a very Christ-like thing to say? Because Jesus said it in Matthew 12:34

WWJD?

Yes, I'm here.

What's with all the non-Christ-like behavior of people here. I thought this was supposed to be a Christian forum, yet everyone is saying things like this that would have Christ rolling in his grave (were he in one).

Then began he to upbraid the cities wherein most of his mighty works were done, because they repented not... And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell: for if the mighty works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day. But I say unto you, That it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee.

Jesus said that in Matthew 11:20-24. If you Catholics would actually read the Bible for a change, you'd know that.

I don't know, those Southern Baptist's have some cool stuff. Like you can bone your sister and what not.

How can you say such an unchristian thing? Titus 3:2 tells us to "speak evil of no man, to be no brawlers, but gentle, shewing all meekness unto all men," and yet here you are maligning southerners. That proves that you're no Christian.

But I see where you are coming from.

And we see where you are going to--Hell.

[James Peter]

Re: Catholics

Hello, actual Catholic here and I wanted to put my opinion on the table.

Firstly, "LoveThatGod", I thank you for helping to defend the one True Church, Roman Catholicism.

Secondly, I have to say I disagree with your user name. You do NOT love God, if you did you would not be an evil Presbyterian. Protestants are NOT Christians (as can be read in another topic I made, here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27731 )

You are destined into the eternal bowels of hell, along with all these Landover nutcases, unless you quickly repent of your religion (which makes you a half-atheist), and be saved through the Mother Church.

I wrote a post describing what you must do to be saved: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27762

May the Blessed Virgin have mercy on your soul. Amen.