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  • LoveThatGod
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    • Aug 2009
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    #1

    Catholics

    You do know that Catholics were the original Christians before the Protestant Reformation?
  • Professor Bessemer
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    #2
    Re: Catholics

    No they were not, we were. Do not tell me you have never heard of John the Baptist.
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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
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      #3
      Re: Catholics

      Professor, don't waste your time with this papist troll. All that bead counting has obviously rotted what little mind he had in the first place.

      You're not welcome here Art Collector! Shouldn't you be making yourself pretty for your date with your priest?
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      • LoveThatGod
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        • Aug 2009
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        #4
        Re: Catholics

        Didn't he die before the crucifixion? Just because the ritual of baptism existed way back then doesn't mean that the Baptist religion existed then. I think any historian would agree the Baptist religion formed out of the Protestant Reformation.

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        • Johnnyboy
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          • Jun 2009
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          #5
          Re: Catholics

          Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
          You do know that Catholics were the original Christians before the Protestant Reformation?
          Catholics aren't Christians!! I'm sick of these lazy Mexicans and drunken Irishmen polluting this Godly Forum with their papist filth.

          God Bless

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          • LoveThatGod
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            • Aug 2009
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            #6
            Re: Catholics

            Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
            Professor, don't waste your time with this papist troll. All that bead counting has obviously rotted what little mind he had in the first place.

            You're not welcome here Art Collector! Shouldn't you be making yourself pretty for your date with your priest?
            Firstly, I'm not Catholic. Secondly, that wasn't a very Christ-like thing to say. WWJD?

            I just think it's funny that Catholicism are considered a "False Religion" when the Baptist religion split off from it.

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            • Bobby-Joe
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              #7
              Re: Catholics

              Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
              Firstly, I'm not Catholic. Secondly, that wasn't a very Christ-like thing to say. WWJD?

              I just think it's funny that Catholicism are considered a "False Religion" when the Baptist religion split off from it.
              Baptist predates Catholicism by at lest 300 years friend. Though it is not quite that straightforward of an issue. There have been "Popes" Pontius Maximus in Roman long before Catholicism was started. For example Julius Caesar was one.

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              • LoveThatGod
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                • Aug 2009
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                #8
                Re: Catholics

                Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                lazy Mexicans and drunken Irishmen
                What's with all the non-Christ-like behavior of people here. I thought this was supposed to be a Christian forum, yet everyone is saying things like this that would have Christ rolling in his grave (were he in one).

                Anyway, Bobby-Joe, I'm not saying that I don't agree that people who performed baptisms (baptists if you will) didn't exist before Catholicism. I'm merely saying that the Baptist religion didn't exist until a long time after Catholicism formed. Kind of like how "popes" may have existed before the religion of Catholicism started (which technically wasn't until the Great Schism when the Catholics and the Orthodox split).

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                • Nobar King
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                  #9
                  Re: Catholics

                  Why do you insist on calling it a Baptist religion? We don't worship John the Baptist, we worship Jesus like good Christians. You should, too.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • LoveThatGod
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                    • Aug 2009
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                    #10
                    Re: Catholics

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Why do you insist on calling it a Baptist religion? We don't worship John the Baptist, we worship Jesus like good Christians. You should, too.
                    I never said you worship John the Baptist. I know you worship Jesus. Is Baptist Church the preferred terminology? I thought that it was called the Baptist religion, but perhaps I'm wrong. My apologies.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
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                      • Sep 2006
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                      #11
                      Re: Catholics

                      Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
                      I never said you worship John the Baptist. I know you worship Jesus. Is Baptist Church the preferred terminology? I thought that it was called the Baptist religion, but perhaps I'm wrong. My apologies.
                      We prefer TRUE Christians(tm) since we are hardly those whishy washy liberals in the Southern Baptist convent. But Baptists are a tradition that goes back strait to Jesus Himself. False Christians like the neo-pagan Catholics tried to suppress us during the Middle Ages but Christ unmasked Satan's lies and we are FREE(R) to practice our FAITH(tm) again.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Brother Temperance
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                        • Sep 2006
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                        #12
                        Re: Catholics

                        Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
                        You do know that Catholics were the original Christians before the Protestant Reformation?
                        No, Christians were. Why would the original Christians worship idols?
                        Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
                        Firstly, I'm not Catholic. Secondly, that wasn't a very Christ-like thing to say. WWJD?
                        Well, I doubt He'd pray to a statue or His mother, that's for sure.
                        Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
                        What's with all the non-Christ-like behavior of people here.
                        What, like defying the Lord's commands, as Catholics do?
                        Matthew 23:8 But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.
                        9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.


                        1 Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
                        2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
                        3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received

                        Why do you queers hate the Godly institution of marriage so much you forbid your priests and Popes from taking wives, when the apostles had them?

                        Matthew 8:14 And when Jesus was come into Peter's house, he saw his wife's mother laid, and sick of a fever.

                        1 Corinthians 9:5 Have we not power to lead about a sister, a wife, as well as other apostles, and as the brethren of the Lord, and Cephas?

                        Why do you insist on praying to Mary, when it goes so directly against Our Lord's teachings?

                        Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

                        John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                        Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
                        28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

                        When people suggested that Mary was blessed, Jesus contradicted them and said that devoted servants of the Lord were blessed instead. So why aren't Catholics praying to me instead of Mary?

                        Read this, and you may come to understand the Satanic origins of your despicable whore Church. I'd prefer it if you didn't post here again until you've repented of your heresy and accepted Christ. In the meantime, feel free to jab yourself in the eyes or stick your hand in a fire as a way of apologising to the Baby Jesus for the offences you've committed against him by spewing blasphemous Popish lies.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • LoveThatGod
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                          • Aug 2009
                          • 49

                          #13
                          Re: Catholics

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          No, Christians were. Why would the original Christians worship idols?

                          Well, I doubt He'd pray to a statue or His mother, that's for sure.

                          What, like defying the Lord's commands, as Catholics do?
                          Matthew 23:8 But be not ye called Rabbi: for one is your Master, even Christ; and all ye are brethren.
                          9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.


                          1 Timothy 4:1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
                          2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;
                          3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received

                          Why do you queers hate the Godly institution of marriage so much you forbid your priests and Popes from taking wives, when the apostles had them?

                          Matthew 8:14 And when Jesus was come into Peter's house, he saw his wife's mother laid, and sick of a fever.

                          1 Corinthians 9:5 Have we not power to lead about a sister, a wife, as well as other apostles, and as the brethren of the Lord, and Cephas?

                          Why do you insist on praying to Mary, when it goes so directly against Our Lord's teachings?

                          Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

                          John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                          Luke 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.
                          28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

                          When people suggested that Mary was blessed, Jesus contradicted them and said that devoted servants of the Lord were blessed instead. So why aren't Catholics praying to me instead of Mary?

                          Read this, and you may come to understand the Satanic origins of your despicable whore Church. I'd prefer it if you didn't post here again until you've repented of your heresy and accepted Christ. In the meantime, feel free to jab yourself in the eyes or stick your hand in a fire as a way of apologising to the Baby Jesus for the offences you've committed against him by spewing blasphemous Popish lies.
                          I can't defend my blasphemous false doctrine, so I'm just going to post obscenities instead, because us Papists aren't very clever.

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                          • LoveThatGod
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                            • Aug 2009
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                            #14
                            Re: Catholics

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            We prefer TRUE Christians™ since we are hardly those whishy washy liberals in the Southern Baptist convent. But Baptists are a tradition that goes back strait to Jesus Himself. False Christians like the neo-pagan Catholics tried to suppress us during the Middle Ages but Christ unmasked Satan's lies and we are FREE® to practice our FAITH™ again.
                            I don't know, those Southern Baptist's have some cool stuff. Like you can bone your sister and what not.

                            But I see where you are coming from.

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                            • Brother Temperance
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                              • Sep 2006
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                              #15
                              Re: Catholics

                              Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
                              I can't defend my blasphemous false doctrine, so I'm just going to post obscenities instead, because us Papists aren't very clever.
                              Friend, I just completely demolished your twisted Mary-cult, and you responded with an irrelevant perversion. Now, do you actually have anything to say in defence of your wrong-headed whore "church", or are you going to give in and accept Christ?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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