[James Peter]

Re: Catholics

So is praying to Mary and calling your priests "father," but that doesn't stop you.

Those aren't sins according to the Catechism. Homerism is though.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: Catholics

What a loving God He is.

Yes, he is pretty sweet.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: Catholics

I've repented of my sins, and been washed of them in Christ's blood.

Washed with the blood that your people spilled. No amount of scrubbing will get rid of that taint.

[James Peter]

Re: Catholics

What are you blabbering on about? Have you converted to Catholicism yet?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Catholics

What are you blabbering on about? Have you converted to Catholicism yet?

I thought about converting to Catholicism, but I don't have room for a Blessed Virgin Mary Grotto in my front yard. MENTAL NOTE: Make sure our homeowners association forbids Blessed Virgin Mary Grottoes!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: Catholics

All the Mary displays around here are made from old bath tubs.

[James Peter]

Re: Catholics

I thought about converting to Catholicism, but I don't have room for a Blessed Virgin Mary Grotto in my front yard. MENTAL NOTE: Make sure our homeowners association forbids Blessed Virgin Mary Grottoes!

You should reconsider. Contrary to popular belief, a Blessed Virgin Mary Grotto is NOT mandatory to being a Catholic. You should join your local RCIA!

[Shinigami]

Re: Catholics

You should reconsider. Contrary to popular belief, a Blessed Virgin Mary Grotto is NOT mandatory to being a Catholic. You should join your local RCIA!

I think that we have heard enough of your propaganda to last a lifetime. Problem is that we will always have people who are so evangelical and so fundamentalist Catholic. It's funny that we should be called the fundies and the Catholics never are. They have been the ones who are the most insane and the most dogmatic. It is so unfair how the world is and how the Catholics only have the most interesting (read: Freaky and Frightening) things on thier side. YOU guys inspire horror flicks and all the terrifying things such as Hallow'een. From All Hallow's Eve and November 2 All Souls Day. Too bad the Catholics invented that too...and stole it from the Celtics like they did most things they now call thier own. Stolen from the Pagans...

[James Peter]

Re: Catholics

Don't be ridiculous.

[Petal]

Re: Catholics

Don't be ridiculous.

don't be schmelly!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Catholics

Don't be ridiculous.

You mary worshiping papists have cornered the market on ridiculous.

Counting beads, kissing rings, bowing down to statues, praying to everyone BUT Jesus, altering the Holy Word of God, calling priests "father," making them wear dresses and forbidding them to marry, selling indulgences, infant baptism, calling the roman pope "infallible" and then standing by idly while he changes his mind, allowing and even facilitating the rape of children by priests all over the world, eating a stale cookie and insisting that it magically transforms into the actual flesh of Christ, drinking cheap red wine and insisting that it magically transforms into the actual blood of Christ, worshiping imaginary images of Jesus found in ketchup/stains/burnt toast/tortillas/etc., worshiping statues that have fake blood oozing out of them, throwing "holy water" on everything that moves,....I could go on and on.

[James Peter]

Re: Catholics

don't be schmelly!

Don't be stupid.

[Dr. Warren Wierdsbe]

Re: Catholics

Not cool man. First, as I said I'm not a Papist. I'm a Presbyterian. Second, I can't help what a good dose of Bible does to me. Now perhaps I should have kept it to myself, but still, not cool.

You probably can't help what a good dose of the clap is doing to your brain, either. Or was that syphilis? And please keep that to yourself, too.

In Christ,
Warren

[LoveThatGod]

Re: Catholics

You probably can't help what a good dose of the clap is doing to your brain, either. Or was that syphilis? And please keep that to yourself, too.

In Christ,
Warren

Well, if it were either it would be tertiary syphilis. But I of course have neither the clap nor syphilis, only the love of the Lord Jesus Christ© inside me. He has informed me that, as I had thought, the Norwegian Presbyterians are the One and Only True Christians™.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Catholics

Scripture or it didn't happen.