The Pope IS, Indeed, EEEEEEEEVIL

[WickedWitch]

For a while, I thought you Landovarians were just "talkin' trash" (as Sistah Yomamma would say it) about the Pope and his Catholic minions... er... followers... I mean, sure, the guy looks like a demon, and sure, Catholic priests have a definite liking for little boys (don't even bother denying it, Father Mo!), but I thought that you all were going overboard. Until I saw this: Pope Daemonic the First

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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What are you doing here? I thought you were in prison.

[Rextopherious]

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D=

Yeah he's rather evil. That photo makes me worry for the children. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

In my pants?

[Rextopherious]

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What are you doing here? I thought you were in prison.

Her and a lesbean gang escaped early last friday. They threatened and tied up the guards and then they danced around them in some kind of sick heathen ritual. The guards were terrified, I felt sorry for them.

[Aethereal]

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Did you expect anything other than, as you said, "EEEEEEEEVIL"?

[Zephaniah]

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Can someone please tell me why we're still suffering this witch to live (or at least to continue posting on these Godly boards)? She's been here and unrepentant since about 2004, after all.

[Aethereal]

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After what she did to me I would be right there beside you stoning her! I know from firsthand experience that this witch is dangerous to those new in the faith and she should be treated as such.

[Rextopherious]

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Can someone please tell me why we're still suffering this witch to live (or at least to continue posting on these Godly boards)? She's been here and unrepentant since about 2004, after all.

You do this because as the fine Christian(Tm) you are, you are obligated to help those in need. Think of this as charity.

After so long I'm sure deep down inside you actually have a soft spot for the woman. Besides, you've tried getting rid of her before and it never works. Try exorcizing her again.

[WickedWitch]

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What are you doing here? I thought you were in prison.

Ha! You wish! I was actually visiting a cousin in Medieval England (yes, I can travel through time). You might not know this, but they didn't have electricity or the Internet back then, so there was no way for me to post. Sorry if I worried you.

Her and a lesbean gang escaped early last friday. They threatened and tied up the guards and then they danced around them in some kind of sick heathen ritual. The guards were terrified, I felt sorry for them.

Either your imagination is a lot more active than I thought, or your "source" is on a lot of drugs. Where do you get your information, sweetie?

After what she did to me I would be right there beside you stoning her! I know from firsthand experience that this witch is dangerous to those new in the faith and she should be treated as such.

Shut up, you know you love me. *Whispers a hypnotism chant* And now you're going to tell everyone that you were a willing participant that night.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Shut up, you know you love me. *Whispers a hypnotism chant* And now you're going to tell everyone that you were a willing participant that night.

Oddly I am not to upset that you are sucking the soul out of this guy Allie. I suppose when you and Rachael are at some midnight wicker ceremony dancing around naked with his heart and liver it will all be for the best.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Ha! You wish! I was actually visiting a cousin in Medieval England (yes, I can travel through time). You might not know this, but they didn't have electricity or the Internet back then, so there was no way for me to post. Sorry if I worried you.

Well then. I'd say welcome back, Allie, but you are unSaved and you know the motto around here. That you're walking free does say a lot about the rather lax laws up there in Canaduh.
I do find it a coincidence that Rextocephagus reappeared at the same time. Are you sure the two of you weren't defiling yourselves together in some hidden grove trying to please some goat you worship as Satan?

[Rextopherious]

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I do find it a coincidence that Rextocephagus reappeared at the same time. Are you sure the two of you weren't defiling yourselves together in some hidden grove trying to please some goat you worship as Satan?

I don't worship Satan. I'm feeling offended that you would accuse me of such a thing. The hooves just don't do it for me. I prefer gods with fingers. And we all know that there's only ONE of those anyways.

However if you wish I could ask Alie if she wouldn't mind you joining in on the fun. I hear there's a lot of dancing with naked peeps... and every so often a loin cloth. I'm sure you'd be quite fond of the celebration.

Hollar if you need to get a hold of me. I'll be off reading that Bible of mine.

Sincerely,

Rextocephagus.

[Enobarbus]

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Well then. I'd say welcome back, Allie, but you are unSaved and you know the motto around here. That you're walking free does say a lot about the rather lax laws up there in Canaduh.
I do find it a coincidence that Rextocephagus reappeared at the same time. Are you sure the two of you weren't defiling yourselves together in some hidden grove trying to please some goat you worship as Satan?

They do seem to have rather a lot in common. They are very close indeed. They seem to be on the same computer or network at about the same time, use the same photobucket account, have a similar taste in coloured fonts, and while Rex's grammar is sometimes not so good, every now and again she forgets and lapses back into better English.

[Rextopherious]

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Oh god. I know you think we're the same person but we are not.

Alie doesn't have a computer at the moment and so I allow her to indulge in using mine every so often.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Oh god. I know you think we're the same person but we are not.

Alie doesn't have a computer at the moment and so I allow her to indulge in using mine every so often.

So the two of you friends? Dare we say (cough) special friends?