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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

    THIS story has almost too much to wrap one's mind around. Thank you Jesus for sparing our True Christian church the humiliation of such members. A pervert was playing the catlicker organ for years, and then....

    Musician canned for focus on wrong organ

    NEW FRANKEN, Wis. - A Catholic priest has removed his church's organist and choir director from her duties saying her sale of sex toys was not "consistent with Church teachings."

    Linette Servais, 50, played the organ and sung with the choir for 35 years. Much of her work as choir director and organist was done without pay. When her parish priest asked to meet with her, she thought it was to say thank you.

    Instead, she was told to quit her sales job with company known as Pure Romance or she would lose her position in the church.

    Pure Romance in Loveland, Ohio, is a $60 million per year business that sells spa products and sex toys at homes parties attended by women. It has 15,000 consultants like Servais.

    She said her decision was not hard: She began working with Pure Romance after a brain tumor and treatment left her sexually dysfunctional. The job allows her to help other women who have similar problems.

    "After I got over the initial shock, I prayed over this a long time," she said. "I feel that Pure Romance is my ministry."

    The Rev. Dean Dombroski felt differently, removing her from the choir loft just before Thanksgiving and gradually taking away other church duties. Servais can no longer take pictures during First Communion services or lead the committee planning St. Joseph's annual late-summer picnic.

    Dombroski said he couldn't discuss the situation because it involves personnel. But in a letter to his rural congregation, he wrote: "Linette is a consultant for a firm which sells products of a sexual nature that are not consistent with Church teachings. Because parish leaders are expected to model the teaching of our faith ... she could stay on as the choir director/organist or she could continue to be a consultant but she could not do both."

    Servais responded with her own three-page letter to church members, saying she felt compelled to help other women, especially those suffering from problems caused by cancer.

    Many choir members quit in support, she said, and some have gathered at her home on occasional Thursdays to sing hymns.

    "Father Dean made it sound so sinful," she said. "There is so much more to this business than toys."
    While I applaud her decision to leave the official church of the antiChrist behind, I am dismayed at her chosen profession. Helping mental cripples learn to commit the sin of Onan is nothing to be proud of.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #2
    Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    THIS story has almost too much to wrap one's mind around. Thank you Jesus for sparing our True Christian church the humiliation of such members. A pervert was playing the catlicker organ for years, and then....



    While I applaud her decision to leave the official church of the antiChrist behind, I am dismayed at her chosen profession. Helping mental cripples learn to commit the sin of Onan is nothing to be proud of.
    She had to make a living, and apparently the church wasn't willing to pay her for all the work she did for them. Too bad her church felt that they had the right to choose her job for her.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #3
      Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
      She had to make a living, and apparently the church wasn't willing to pay her for all the work she did for them. Too bad her church felt that they had the right to choose her job for her.
      Well, if she's unmarried and her father's dead, then someone's got to do it.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #4
        Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Well, if she's unmarried and her father's dead, then someone's got to do it.
        Someone has to do it all right - SHE does.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • AncientFireRisen
          Foul Sinner on Moderation
          • May 2007
          • 172

          #5
          Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

          Ok this must be asked. What is the "sin of Onan"?

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

            Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
            Ok this must be asked. What is the "sin of Onan"?
            What's described in the Bible is coitus interruptus (Onan "pulling out" of his wife to avoid conception), but they expand it to include masturbation.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

              Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
              Ok this must be asked. What is the "sin of Onan"?
              Inappropriate self touching. Considering your fetish for dragons I am surprised you don't know this already since dragons are a common symbol for Onanism.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • AncientFireRisen
                Foul Sinner on Moderation
                • May 2007
                • 172

                #8
                Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

                What Dragon fetish? I see no Dragon fetish...but of course I see beauty in all things created so.... What does that make it now?

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

                  Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                  What Dragon fetish? I see no Dragon fetish...but of course I see beauty in all things created so....
                  Created? Dragons, at lest the ones in your avatar, are not created like humans are. They are products of the depraved imaginations of Onan obsessed artists. You probably got that picture from Deviant Art. There are a lot of disgusting freaks there. Only the worse kind of perverts post their stuff there.

                  Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                  What does that make it now?
                  What makes what now? A few nouns would help here.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • AncientFireRisen
                    Foul Sinner on Moderation
                    • May 2007
                    • 172

                    #10
                    Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

                    It didn't come from Deviant Art. I don't even like that site. My mother found that picture and saved it to the computer when she wanted to paint me something for my birthday. As I have said before, that painting is held in a place of honor on my wall simply because my mother painted it.

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #11
                      Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

                      Originally posted by AncientFireRisen View Post
                      It didn't come from Deviant Art. I don't even like that site. My mother found that picture and saved it to the computer when she wanted to paint me something for my birthday. As I have said before, that painting is held in a place of honor on my wall simply because my mother painted it.
                      Don't let him bug you - it's lovely.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Brother V
                        True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3481

                        #12
                        Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        What's described in the Bible is coitus interruptus (Onan "pulling out" of his wife to avoid conception), but they expand it to include masturbation.
                        Onan-ism is the sin of a man willingly and knowingly using his seed for something other than procreation.
                        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #13
                          Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

                          Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                          Onan-ism is the sin of a man willingly and knowingly using his seed for something other than procreation.
                          Since a typical ejaculate contains millions of sperm and only one actually penetrates the egg in most cases, are all those other sperm that didn't make it considered Onanized?
                          Last edited by Old Iron Crotch; 05-31-2007, 06:10 PM.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Brother V
                            True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3481

                            #14
                            Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

                            Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                            Since a typical ejaculate contains millions of sperm and only one actually penetrates the egg in most cases, are all those other sperm that didn't make it considered Onanized?
                            You are really dumb and argumentative aren't you?
                            Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #15
                              Re: Perverted Mary Worshiper Fired

                              Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                              You are really dumb and argumentative aren't you?

                              Just trying to follow your logic, which makes more leaps than a sky-diving ballerina.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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