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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Vatican Forgives Beatle Scum

    THIS story is enough to make any red-blooded True Christian(tm) Republican enraged. Remember "The Beatles?" Remember how they promoted hippie-ism, drug addiction, communism, disrespect for authority, and most of all BLASPHEMY!!??

    Well now the antichrists in Rome, in the midst of a growing scandal boy buggery, has decided to forgive the "fab four." How they figure that the Roman Catholic Church has the authority is beyond me.

    Vatican makes peace with the Beatles


    VATICAN CITY--The Vatican has finally made peace with the Beatles, saying their drug use, "dissolute" lives and even the claim that the band was bigger than Jesus are all in the past - while their music lives on.

    Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano paid tribute to the Fab Four in its weekend editions, with two articles and a front-page cartoon reproducing the crosswalk immortalized on the cover of the band's album "Abbey Road."

    The tribute marked the 40th anniversary of the band's breakup.

    "It's true, they took drugs; swept up by their success, they lived dissolute and uninhibited lives," said the paper. "They even said they were more famous than Jesus," it said, recalling John Lennon's 1966 comment that outraged many Catholics and others.

    "But, listening to their songs, all of this seems distant and meaningless," L'Osservatore said. "Their beautiful melodies, which changed forever pop music and still give us emotions, live on like precious jewels."

    It is not the first time the Vatican has praised the legendary band from Liverpool.

    Two years ago, Vatican media hailed the Beatles' musical legacy on the 40th anniversary of the "White Album." And last month the Vatican paper included "Revolver" in its semiserious list of top-10 albums.

    Now, L'Osservatore says that the Beatles' songs have stood the test of time, and that the band remains "the longest-lasting, most consistent and representative phenomenon in the history of pop music."

    Giovanni Maria Vian, the editor in chief of L'Osservatore Romano, said Monday that he loves the Beatles.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #2
    Re: Vatican Forgives Beatle Scum

    Shocking but not surprising.


    Perhaps some Vatican hack has a weird fetish or something. This whole thing is weird in the extreme. You are correct Pastor, what gives them the right??


    Upon reflection;

    you know, there have been 2 Popes named John Paul, and that 2 of the Beatles are John (Lenin) and Paul (McCartney). I can't help but think there is something conspiratorial going on. And something pretty sinister indeed.

    Perhaps we need to cc the DoF on this??
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • Logan
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2010
      • 220

      #3
      Re: Vatican Forgives Beatle Scum

      The same Beatles that claimed to be more popular then Jesus? Only a catholic...
      God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
      -Psalms 7:11
      Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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      • Nathan B. Forrest
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2010
        • 394

        #4
        Re: Vatican Forgives Beatle Scum

        I think they're only doing this to draw attention away from the fact that all cath-olick priests are kiddie-touchers and their sick little secret is finally getting out.

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        • Logan
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2010
          • 220

          #5
          Re: Vatican Forgives Beatle Scum

          Originally posted by Nathan B. Forrest View Post
          I think they're only doing this to draw attention away from the fact that all cath-olick priests are kiddie-touchers and their sick little secret is finally getting out.
          That and they've lost their respect for Jesus.
          God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry [with the wicked] every day.
          -Psalms 7:11
          Fact: Only Flaming Homos Use Macs

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #6
            Re: Vatican Forgives Beatle Scum

            How does this affect the Landover- Beatles Rock Star promotion for users who won the Playstation3 by joining up?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22377

              #7
              Re: Vatican Forgives Beatle Scum

              This is clearly a diversion tactic. They use the music to make it harder to hear the screams of the innocent children they are raping. This way they can make it seem as if they actually care about the music. They probably got some questions as to why that music was always playing so loud.

              Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
              Perhaps we need to cc the DoF on this??
              That is never needed. The DoF sees all and knows all. It helps to have Jesus on your side.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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