Catholics Today: What nonsense are they up to now?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

From England..

Two altar boys from St. Andrews ages 17 and 21 imitated Darth Vader, and made light sabres from fluorescent light tubes. That's right, they opened them up, poured gasoline inside, and lit them. As one can imagine, a Star Wars sized explosion was not far behind. Darth Vader died, while his opponent survived to 'fess up to their creative, but stupid, reenactment. They were going to fight over the priest who was dressed as Barbarella.

From Brazil..

Comes the story of a dumb catlick who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG
with a sledgehammer. The second try worked--in a sense. The explosion proved fatal to one man, six cars, and the repair shop wherein the efforts took place. 14 more RPG grenades were found in a car parked nearby. Police believe the ammunition was being scavenged to melt into Madonna figurines.

[I Hail From New Orleans]

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uhh.. you made that last one up.

[Petal]

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uhh.. you made that last one up.

Mr.N'awlins, i not no where you get your bad informashuns from, but Mr.Pastor Pistle check his innernet sorces wiv a fine-toothed combs it be the same combs he use on his comb-over, so there!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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uhh.. you made that last one up.

Uhhhhhhhhhhh....no I didn't.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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From England..

Two altar boys from St. Andrews ages 17 and 21...

I think these lads were Anglicans, not good sturdy Catholics. Our Altar boys are always much younger, which is why we call them boys. This is yet another example of the baseless hostility and disinformation smears The Church suffers at the hands of Baptwits. It is little wonder they remain a backward and marginalised cult.



Bless you my sandbagger,
Father Mo

[Brother Temperance]

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From England..

Two altar boys from St. Andrews ages 17 and 21 imitated Darth Vader, and made light sabres from fluorescent light tubes. That's right, they opened them up, poured gasoline inside, and lit them. As one can imagine, a Star Wars sized explosion was not far behind. Darth Vader died, while his opponent survived to 'fess up to their creative, but stupid, reenactment. They were going to fight over the priest who was dressed as Barbarella.

Is there any evil in this world that can't be traced to Jane Fonda in one way or another?

[Father Maurice Lester]

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Is there any evil in this world that can't be traced to Jane Fonda in one way or another?

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/j/janefonda.htm

Well, she is a Baptist after all.




Bless you my son,
Father Mo

[Rain]

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And just think, if those young altar boys were right with the Lord and weren't going around worshipping Mary statues, they might have had the sense to NOT go around idolising Darth Vader...

Ah well, I'm sure they're regretting not being properly Saved and fighting over a priest now, burning in Hell!!

~Rain

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Assuming all of those are true, what kind of smear campaign is this against the good name of the Catholic Church? They were obviously acting on their own accord.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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"Good name" of the Cathylicker Church? Good name?! Sir, where have *you* been for, oh, the past 2,000 years? The Cathylick Church has one of the most unmentionable names of all time!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I think these lads were Anglicans, not good sturdy Catholics.

We're no bigger fans of the Angler-can't "church" than we are of the Roman institution. The Angler-can'ts, like the Loserans, are just Cathylicks without the Pope. Besides, while a Barbarella costume can presumably be a perfectly acceptable liturgical vestment in any of those "churches," you won't catch True Christian™ pastors dressing in that fashion.

Our Altar boys are always much younger, which is why we call them boys.

We don't want to hear about Roman priests and much younger boys, "Father" Badtouch.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Well, she is a Baptist after all.

She may go to a church that calls itself Baptist, but she is obviously no True Christian™:

She said she regards herself as a "feminist Christian" and is trying to reconcile that what she calls the "patriarchal, hierarchal structure" of Christianity.

That sounds to me like a typical cafeteria "Christian" who rewrites any Scripture that gets in the way of her liberal lifestyle choices -- in other words, more like a Romanist than a True Christian™.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Today's secular news brings the latest reports of pope ratty's pathetic attempts to purchase young boys from the deluded mary-worshippers. Unfortunately for him, no one took the bait.

Pope "loses" ring, crowd tosses it back

VERONA, Italy (Reuters) - Pope Benedict may have to have his ring tightened.

According to Italian media reports, the papal ring "slipped" off his finger twice while he was shaking hands with well-wishers as he left Verona's Bentegodi stadium Thursday.

The brainwashed mary-worshippers into whose palms the gold ring fell promptly gave it back each time.

The ring is known as the "Fisherman's Ring," because it depicts St Peter, the first pope, casting a net into the sea. The catlickers cult is hated by Jesus and all True Christians...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Today's secular news brings the latest reports of pope ratty's pathetic attempts to purchase young boys from the deluded mary-worshippers. Unfortunately for him, no one took the bait.

I wouldn't have given it back. GOD HIMSELF is removing Pope Ratstinger by giving away his worthless pewter accoutrements and the pisanos keep giving them back. How stupid! But then, I wouldn't have been shaking hands with him. Who knows where the old bastard's hand has been? If I had known that Cardinal Mwogunga Itttitutsu wasn't a shoe in, I wouldn't have spent all that time getting rid of the LAST pope.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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...I wouldn't have spent all that time getting rid of the LAST pope.

One does not get rid of the Pope. When our Lord and Saviour decides it is time for a new Holy Father for his Church he calls the Pope to Heaven and a new one is chosen. Many Vicars of Christ go on to become Saints and all of them leave a legacy of inspired writings so that the instructions they received from God are forever available to all mankind. This is but one of the many reasons that the Holy Father is amongst the world's most revered leaders and respected symbol of goodness on God's earth.




Bless you my repeat offender,
Father Mo