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  • Katander
    Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
    • Jul 2010
    • 101

    #31
    Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

    Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
    So you'd choose hell over Jesus?

    I choose rational thought over superstition.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • Katander
      Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
      • Jul 2010
      • 101

      #32
      Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
      How dare you imply Jesus was a homer. What blaspheme you speak. Jesus touched people and healed them and giving them sight to believe.


      Matthew 20:34 So Jesus had compassion on them, and touched their eyes: and immediately their eyes received sight, and they followed him.
      Not only did JC touch people, but he also wanted them to eat him?

      John 6:54 Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.

      AND

      John 6:55 For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed.

      AND

      John 6:56 He that eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, dwelleth in me, and I in him.

      AND finally

      John 6:57 As the living Father hath sent me, and I live by the Father: so he that eateth me, even he shall live by me.

      With all due respect Lisa, sometimes JC does not sound like someone I want near me let alone touching me...

      Unless...

      JC is really the son of the spaghetti monster and he actually tastes like pasta.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Sister Christina
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 364

        #33
        Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

        Originally posted by Katander View Post
        Unless...

        JC is really the son of the spaghetti monster and he actually tastes like pasta.
        That is just WRONG on so many levels!
        "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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        • Bobby-Joe
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          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #34
          Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

          Originally posted by Katander View Post
          Not only did JC touch people, but he also wanted them to eat him?
          Are you suggesting Christ is some kind of gay, emo, vampire freak? You certainly are twisting His words to suggest Our Savior is obsessed with oral sex, blood drinking, necrophilia and Italian zombie movies. Speaking as a TRUE Christian I am utterly disgusted and demand an apology.

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          • Robert Jones
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2010
            • 333

            #35
            Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

            Originally posted by Katander View Post
            Not only did JC touch people, but he also wanted them to eat him?

            John 6:54 Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day.

            AND

            John 6:55 For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed.

            AND

            John 6:56 He that eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, dwelleth in me, and I in him.

            AND finally

            John 6:57 As the living Father hath sent me, and I live by the Father: so he that eateth me, even he shall live by me.

            With all due respect Lisa, sometimes JC does not sound like someone I want near me let alone touching me...

            Unless...

            JC is really the son of the spaghetti monster and he actually tastes like pasta.
            It's interesting that you bring up these verses. Let met ask you this, if Jesus really wanted people to actually eat his flesh and drink his blood why does he say this in the same chapter that you're quoting from,

            John 6:63
            It is the spirit that quickeneth ; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.


            Jesus was not talking about His physical body, but the words that He was speaking. The Jews misunderstood Jesus, as you misunderstand the verses within the chapter. It's funny how you seem to just pick random verses out of context and throw them at us, thinking that you're gaining some kind of a foothold. You're attempt to spread dissension will not work.

            Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?
            Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6291

              #36
              Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

              Originally posted by Katander View Post
              You are right Sister Christina

              One must read the bible with the "least scripture twisting" but still using the "literal meaning of the words" so that the "interpretation" of those words are such that it agrees with bibles "true meaning" and "true understanding" of gods meaning...
              Hey, I think you're finally getting it! See how studying the Bible brings clarity?

              Note that God does not need to be asleep to awaken, as Psalm 78:65-66 clearly shows:

              Then the LORD awaked as one out of sleep, and like a mighty man that shouteth by reason of wine. And he smote his enemies in the hinder parts: he put them to a perpetual reproach.

              You haven't lived until you've seen a bunch of Jews running around with wounded tochases.
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              • Katander
                Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                • Jul 2010
                • 101

                #37
                Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Are you suggesting Christ is some kind of gay, emo, vampire freak? You certainly are twisting His words to suggest Our Savior is obsessed with oral sex, blood drinking, necrophilia and Italian zombie movies. Speaking as a TRUE Christian I am utterly disgusted and demand an apology.
                Your right, as a guest on your website I should respect your wishes... I apologise for even remotly suggesting that JC was obsessed with Italian zombie movies... Even he dosnt deserve that!
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Katander
                  Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 101

                  #38
                  Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

                  Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
                  It's interesting that you bring up these verses. Let met ask you this, if Jesus really wanted people to actually eat his flesh and drink his blood why does he say this in the same chapter that you're quoting from,

                  John 6:63
                  It is the spirit that quickeneth ; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.

                  Jesus was not talking about His physical body, but the words that He was speaking. The Jews misunderstood Jesus, as you misunderstand the verses within the chapter. It's funny how you seem to just pick random verses out of context and throw them at us, thinking that you're gaining some kind of a foothold. You're attempt to spread dissension will not work.

                  Romans 8:31 What shall we then say to these things? If God be for us, who can be against us?
                  The Catholic church also seem to like a little cannibalism every now and then i.e. the eucharest
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • Robert Jones
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 333

                    #39
                    Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

                    Originally posted by Katander View Post
                    The Catholic church also seem to like a little cannibalism every now and then i.e. the eucharest
                    It's true, that's why all Catholics are going to hell, or already burning in hell. It's a sad sad thing. So many children have to burn in hell because of the false religion they follow.
                    Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



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                    • Katander
                      Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 101

                      #40
                      Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

                      Originally posted by Robert Jones View Post
                      It's true, that's why all Catholics are going to hell, or already burning in hell. It's a sad sad thing. So many children have to burn in hell because of the false religion they follow.

                      Thats interesting that you should say that. It seems to me that the Catholics are interpreting the bible literaly for once. While the baptists think its a metaphor... Interesting reversal of attitiudes...

                      Is it because the Baptists find canabalism uncomfortable? And if a part of the bible is uncomfortable, why not change its interpretation and make it more acceptable...

                      That does sound familiar dosnt it?
                      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                      • Lisa H
                        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5070

                        #41
                        Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

                        Originally posted by Katander View Post
                        Thats interesting that you should say that. It seems to me that the Catholics are interpreting the bible literaly for once. While the baptists think its a metaphor... Interesting reversal of attitiudes...

                        Is it because the Baptists find canabalism uncomfortable? And if a part of the bible is uncomfortable, why not change its interpretation and make it more acceptable...

                        That does sound familiar dosnt it?
                        Listen Eskimo! We take the Bible for its word and do not interpret anything. The Bible is the Word of the Lord.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Robert Jones
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 333

                          #42
                          Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports

                          Originally posted by Katander View Post
                          Thats interesting that you should say that. It seems to me that the Catholics are interpreting the bible literaly for once. While the baptists think its a metaphor... Interesting reversal of attitiudes...

                          Is it because the Baptists find canabalism uncomfortable? And if a part of the bible is uncomfortable, why not change its interpretation and make it more acceptable...

                          That does sound familiar dosnt it?
                          The Catholics are clearly wrong in their false belief. I've already shown you that Jesus himself said that He wasn't talking about physical flesh and blood. Being uncomfortable has nothing to do with the fact that Catholics are foolishly taking a clear passage of scripture and distorting it for their sick beliefs.
                          Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



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                          • Katander
                            Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 101

                            #43
                            Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports violence

                            You are referring to John 6:63 It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.


                            But this clearly points out the problem with the bible. According to catholic intrpretation your interpretation is wrong...

                            It comes down to a protestant vs catholic matter of opinion.

                            You'd think god would point out who was right and who was wrong with a couple of well placed lightning bolts!

                            ...Oh thats right, there is no god
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #44
                              Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports violence

                              Originally posted by Katander View Post
                              You'd think god would point out who was right and who was wrong with a couple of well placed lightning bolts!

                              ...Oh thats right, there is no god
                              No, that wouldn't happen. God wants free will so we will chose salvation or damnation willingly. That's why He allows Satan to spread false scripture.

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                              • Katander
                                Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
                                • Jul 2010
                                • 101

                                #45
                                Re: Why do you believe Jesus supports violence

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                No, that wouldn't happen. God wants free will so we will chose salvation or damnation willingly. That's why He allows Satan to spread false scripture.

                                Sorry but that is not free will in my books. Free will, as it relates to god, is being allowed to make INFORMED desisions based on what a person understands to be true.

                                What you have just described is god tricking people through satan. That is not free will, that is manipulation through deceit...
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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