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Since we have many pagans who beset Jesus’ favorite forum I decided to discuss some of the Christians who brought Jesus’ message of love to them. Naturally the medieval Order of the Teutonic Knights leapt to mind.
The Tuetonic Knights were founded during the Crusades as a German fighting order along the lines of the Templars (who are much slandered in the blasphemous Da Vinchi Code). After Jerusalem fell to Saladin the Teutonic Knights relocated to northern Poland to battle the pagans there. You see the south Baltic coast was infested by pagans who worshiped trees, roasted people alive in religious ceremonies and their shaman told the future by watching bears possessed by the dance. With the number of sailors wandering about these costal villages in other words the kind of place Rachael and Lilith would be at home. Christ love needed to be spread so the Teutonic Knights attacked.
Their struggle against the pagans lasted into the 15th Century when the pagans finally got the message, converted to Christianity and allied themselves to the Poles and defeated the Teutonic knights.
Are they good Christians?
Pro:
Con
This last item brings up a sticky theological point. As we all know sins are punished on the sinner’s descendants but are sins retroactively counted against ancestors?
Just picture it; some pagan village sleepily getting up in the morning to start their daily routine of tree humping only to be set upon by white robed soldiers. The unarmed, helpless pagan men and their harlot witches scatter about as they cut down, their bodies pilled up and burned. Their children are then chained up and led away to be soul saved and to repentance by working off their crimes against Christ as servants on the knights farms. One can see Jesus smiling on these good acts of these Christian soldiers and their gore covered swords from Heaven.
Discuss.
The Tuetonic Knights were founded during the Crusades as a German fighting order along the lines of the Templars (who are much slandered in the blasphemous Da Vinchi Code). After Jerusalem fell to Saladin the Teutonic Knights relocated to northern Poland to battle the pagans there. You see the south Baltic coast was infested by pagans who worshiped trees, roasted people alive in religious ceremonies and their shaman told the future by watching bears possessed by the dance. With the number of sailors wandering about these costal villages in other words the kind of place Rachael and Lilith would be at home. Christ love needed to be spread so the Teutonic Knights attacked.
Their struggle against the pagans lasted into the 15th Century when the pagans finally got the message, converted to Christianity and allied themselves to the Poles and defeated the Teutonic knights.
Are they good Christians?
Pro:
- They killed pagans and Muslims by the boat load.
- The way the ran the Prussian state they founded is a clear example of how Christians should run America after Jesus takes over.
- Serious head gear. Some of the helmet crests can put a Rio Mardi Gras costume to shame.
Con
- Not English speakers.
- No member of the Order were Republicans.
- The Catholic Nazis pattered the SS after them.
- They remained in the Catholic church after the reformation, thus rejecting Jesus.
This last item brings up a sticky theological point. As we all know sins are punished on the sinner’s descendants but are sins retroactively counted against ancestors?
Just picture it; some pagan village sleepily getting up in the morning to start their daily routine of tree humping only to be set upon by white robed soldiers. The unarmed, helpless pagan men and their harlot witches scatter about as they cut down, their bodies pilled up and burned. Their children are then chained up and led away to be soul saved and to repentance by working off their crimes against Christ as servants on the knights farms. One can see Jesus smiling on these good acts of these Christian soldiers and their gore covered swords from Heaven.
Discuss.
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