[bluefire]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

White skin, big eyes, long hair overall female look.

Well there will be female unicorns... and so that shouldn't be a problem...

[Only time will tell]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

Unicorns, tool of good to rape children?

seriously?

i wonder if you guys listen to yourselves.

funny stuff.

and i do believe it's a fact that some horses may or may not eat grass, some times.

[JennyD]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

and i do believe it's a fact that some horses may or may not eat grass, some times.

How is it a "fact" that something may or may not do something? That's like saying "The rainbow may or may not be the symbol of God's covenant with man, wherein He promises never to destroy the entire Earth through flood again." It's meaningless.

God may or may not condemn you to eternal hellfire for denying His son.

That statement is not a fact. That statement suggests that there is doubt about God's course of action.

God WILL condemn you to eternal hellfire for denying His son.

That is a FACT!

[Only time will tell]

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How is it a "fact" that something may or may not do something? That's like saying "The rainbow may or may not be the symbol of God's covenant with man, wherein He promises never to destroy the entire Earth through flood again." It's meaningless.

God may or may not condemn you to eternal hellfire for denying His son.

That statement is not a fact. That statement suggests that there is doubt about God's course of action.

God WILL condemn you to eternal hellfire for denying His son.

That is a FACT!

sorry, it seems i forgot my sign in my original message

<- the sign.

that's right. we people of the internet's have these things called jokes.
some times they make people laugh, i dunno. foreign concept it seems.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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we people of the internet's have these things called jokes.

It would seem to me that you are suggesting Landover is not part of the internet.... Now from what I've read from you, I'm not going to put much stock in your intellegence, but I don't think that even you would be dumb enough to make a comment like that since Landover is in fact a website and therefore part of the internet.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.

that's right. we people of the internet's have these things called jokes.
some times they make people laugh, i dunno.

It's been a while since any of yours have, I'll bet. Honestly, at least bluefire has the decency to apologise for being a demon-addled Polack who was dropped on her head as a child.

[Jewsef]

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Well there will be female unicorns... and so that shouldn't be a problem...

Woman shouldn't discus religion, just obey and practices what's ordered by her man.

[jesuslovesme]

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I'm tired of Homers and witches and Walt Disney trying to make unicorns some kind of cute warm fuzzy animal. This is what God says:




Isaiah 34:7
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

Does that sound cute? No! A Unicorn is a mean beast!

Well you do know walt disney was a pedophile and loved boys right? He also froze himself and used crazy unproven science. He is now with satan, thank god

[bluefire]

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It's been a while since any of yours have, I'll bet. Honestly, at least bluefire has the decency to apologise for being a demon-addled Polack who was dropped on her head as a child.

BAH! I didnt apologise for being a demon-addled Polack who was dropped on my head as a child! Actually... i can't remember... maybe i wrote the words 'sorry' and 'demon' in the same sentence and it's cause some confusion... But i definitly didn't say i apologise for being a demon-addled polack who was dropped on my head as a child! ...And even if i did, i take it back! Do you hear!? I take it back! Nur!

And anywho... since when was this thread all about me? I mean i see where you are coming from, i AM truly wonderful, but we were talking about unicorns were we not?

I think unicorns are... whats the word... different. Yes. Definitely different. Magical beings/creatures/or if it strikes your fancy, sexy and a turn-on.

[JennyD]

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So you get "turned on" by thinking of a white stallion ramming its head between your legs and goring you to death with a long, hard, POINTY horn?!

[joshjg]

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I hope you're proud of yourself VonHellbent! Encouraging young lezbeans to deflower themselves with toy unicorns...even you should be ashamed!

OOOOOOOOOhhhhh........

somebody likes lesbian sex!!!!!!!!!
and I think it is pastor Ezekiel.........

like the muff to muff action hunh?

Oh I'm sorry, was it not you that braught up lesbians having sex with toy unicorns?
maybe I am mistaken

[Nobar King]

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OOOOOOOOOhhhhh........

somebody likes lesbian sex!!!!!!!!!
and I think it is pastor Ezekiel.........

like the muff to muff action hunh?

Oh I'm sorry, was it not you that braught up lesbians having sex with toy unicorns?
maybe I am mistaken

Back off, Joshjgay. Or I'll smack you with my prayer stick.

Someday you could hope to be as wise as the honorable Pastor's little finger.

[Priestess Avalon]

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Timeline (and where the unicorn fits in)

This includes some notable unicorn sightings, art, texts and myths but certainly not all of them.

c. 3000 BCE Approximate rule of Emperor Fu Hsi of China
c. 3300–1700 BCE Indus Valley Civilization Unicorn Seals
2697 BCE k'i-lin observed wandering through the palace of Emperor Huang-ti
549 BCE Confucius's birth heralded by Ki'lin
416 BCE Ctesias left Cnidus, Greece to the court of Darius II, the King of Persia
200 BCE An Indian text, The Mahabharata details a unicorn man named Risharinga
2 BCE 72 Jewish scholars in Alexandria translate the Old Testament into Greek and refer to the Re'em as the Unicorn 7 times
5 AD Cosmas Indicopleustes saw four brazen figures of the unicorn at the court of the King of Ethiopia
200 AD Tertullian mentions the unicorn as a goat-like symbol of Christ; unicorn becomes popular in Christian religious art
1224 AD Genghis Khan's army was stopped by a green Indian Unicorn who knelt at the Khan's feet, saving India
1389 AD John of Hesse while on pilgrimage to the Holy land witnesses a unicorn water-conning
c. 1400 AD A Mappa Mundi is made and shows the unicorn, with a horn almost as long as its body, standing in the region of the Upper Nile (located in Hereford Cathedral)
1483 AD Unicorn seen near Mount Sinai and observed for a long time
1485-1500 AD The Franco-Flemish Hunt of the Unicorn tapestries are crafted around these dates
1564 Florida's unicorn is described by Sir John Hawkins
1567 Vincent Le Blanc starts his travels at age 14 (he saw a unicorn at Mecca)
1800 AD (Exact date unknown) primitive unicorn drawing found in a Namaqualand, South African cave
1820 Major Latter of the British Army writes home that he has seen unicorns in Tibet

[Priestess Avalon]

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Perhaps some of the earliest unicorn references were Chinese references to the Ki'lin. This wise unicorn was a dragon-like unicorn that entered the palace of Emperor Hoang-ti in 2697 BC. This celestial animal was also said to bear runes on its back. This allowed the Chinese to devise their original form of writing. This type of unicorn was pacifistic, rare and only appeared in times of great importance.

Unicorns were believed to be normal animals to Grecian people, and did not appear in mythology; however they were instead included in bestiaries and natural history accounts. In 416 BC Ctesias (pronounced Tee-see-us) left Cnidus, Greece to the court of Darius II, the King of Persia and learned much of their culture. Ctesias was a renowned for his knowledge of medicine and healing, was respected, and responsible for much of early unicorn lore. He returned to his hometown in 398 and became a writer. He wrote a book called the History of Persia, which was a 23 volume text and another one called the Indica. He avoided touching on fantastical subjects and was very particular about what he included in the books.

[Priestess Avalon]

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The European unicorn would not truly become a mainstream magical beast until 2 BCE when it would become immortalized in the Bible. In Alexandria, 72 Jewish scholars translated the Old Testament into Greek. They encountered the word “re'em” several times in their texts. They could not determine what the beast was. They knew it was strong, swift and horned. Finally, they decided to use the word “unicorn” in their translation. This ensured that unicorn mythology would survive, for if it was in the bible, it was believed to be true.

The unicorn is a changing creature, and its symbolism has ranged from symbols of innocence, purity and beauty, to lust, ferocity and viciousness worldwide. In 200 AD, Tertullian mentioned the unicorn as an allegory for Christ. This suggestion prompted the unicorn to be used throughout Christian art. The unicorn became a symbol of Christ, purity, lust, marriage and many other ideals. The Christian symbolism colors much of the unicorn's recent history.