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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
Urm... why would you look at his ass anyway?
Urm... why would you look at his ass anyway?
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
You sure do enjoy bragging about your Satanist girlfriends. In fact, you mention them in seemingly every other post. Is this because you're proud of their wicked ways and are yourself a follower of the Left-Hand Path? Or, worse yet, is it because they're not girls at all, and you are merely covering up the fact that you're a feces-munching SODOMITE?Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
Either way, I suggest you get to repentin'.sigpicComment
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
I love my ex-girlfriend if it weren't for her moving away we would still be together, that's why I talk about her and yea I do enjoy her being bad and satanic. It's exciting. I'm not interesting in worshipping the devil though or any other diety.Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.Comment
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
Who wouldn't like to look upon God? If His bottom is all He says we can see I for one will not argue with my creator.Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
Ok man it's your perogative.Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.Comment
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
Have you ever considered that she might be trying to send you a subtle hint there?Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
¬_¬ Her dad went to work abroad, she had to go with them. She didn't move because of me.Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.Comment
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
Methinks you doth protest too much. And no worthwhile person has to move to get a job working for Chinks.Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
He works in Spain, I still talk to her over the phone and such. His job demands that he moves abroad, it's in the contract. Anyway I have a new girlfriend, or will tomorrow when I ask her out, so *shrugs* I'm moving on.Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.Comment
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
Oh, so if you were talking to God you would do the following?Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
DA: "Hey God, it's me DA. Let me see you."
God "Okay, but only my backside."
DA "What? Why only your backside?"
God "What's wrong with you punk. Because if I turned around and you saw my staff of life you puny human mind would pop. Hell, Moses couldn't handle the site of my ultimate daddy stick so why should you punk?"
DA "Rip off. You're just saying that to be a jerk."
God "Jerk? Well try this thing Goth boy."
DA "Ouch. What the hell, my butt hurts."
God “Instant hemorrhoids, just like I did those Dagon worshipers. How’s that for being a jerk?”
DA “That sucks.”
God “Just doesn’t it? Now hear that roaring sound DA?”
DA”uh, ya.”
God “That is a 100ft wave of water from a meteorite that just struck the ocean coming for you DA. Have a nice time in hell.”
DA “arrrghhh!”
God “I crack me up sometimes.”
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
Urm it would be more like this:
DA: "Hey dude, it's me DA. Let me see you."
God "Okay, but only my backside."
DA "Wtf? Dude, I don't wanna look at your butt!"
God "What's wrong with you? No one else minds my butt!"
DA "I don't like guys butts, I'm sorry. If you were Mary then things would be going differently."
Or something to that effect.Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.Comment
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
This is a more accurate transcript of that whole situation.... No one sasses back to The CreatorOriginally posted by Dameon_Alucard View PostUrm it would be more like this:
DA: "Hey dude, it's me DA. Let me see you."
God "Okay, but only my backside."
DA "Wt........
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
Well, at least I talked to your god before I died.Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.Comment
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
Friend,Originally posted by Dameon_Alucard View Post
He is your God too, even if though you attack Him so cruely.
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Re: Unicorns are not "cute" They are a terrible tool from God.
I don't attack him, I just don't worship him.Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.Comment
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