Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

I was reading this phoney-baloney bleeding heart FALSE Christian sermon, when I was struck by the following statement:

“hell is paved with the skulls of infants not a span long”

Now, a span is 23 inches, so I thought they were rather big skulls for being infants' skulls. After a while it dawned upon me that it was the infants, not the skulls, who were "not a span long". Ooops.

Anyway, it got me wondering about the exact nature of building materials that God used when He created Hell (Matthew 25:41). As a True Christian™ I only except to see Hell from the other side of the great gulf, so please indulge an old man's curiosity.

Jonathan Edwards (1703–1758) claimed that "The road to hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies", while Richard Baxter (1615-1691) is quoted in Hazlitt's "Table Talk" for stating from the pulpit, "Hell is paved with infants' skulls". According to Chrysostom it was priests' skulls and not infants' skulls.

I hope my True Christian™ brethren and sistren have given thoughts to this theological puzzle.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

I was reading this phoney-baloney bleeding heart FALSE Christian sermon, when I was struck by the following statement:

“hell is paved with the skulls of infants not a span long”

Now, a span is 23 inches, so I thought they were rather big skulls for being infants' skulls. After a while it dawned upon me that it was the infants, not the skulls, who were "not a span long". Ooops.

Anyway, it got me wondering about the exact nature of building materials that God used when He created Hell (Matthew 25:41). As a True Christian™ I only except to see Hell from the other side of the great gulf, so please indulge an old man's curiosity.

Jonathan Edwards (1703–1758) claimed that "The road to hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies", while Richard Baxter (1615-1691) is quoted in Hazlitt's "Table Talk" for stating from the pulpit, "Hell is paved with infants' skulls". According to Chrysostom it was priests' skulls and not infants' skulls.

I hope my True Christian™ brethren and sistren have given thoughts to this theological puzzle.

Well regardless of who's skulls it is, apparently it seems as though there is a consensus on the fact that the streets are indeed made of skulls. From that, we can probably guess that the rest of the architecture is in a similar fashion, made from bones or even other body parts. Perhaps stone commonly found along with volcanoes since it's supposed to be all fiery. But that's just speculation, don't take my word for it.

[Brother V]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

Jonathan Edwards (1703–1758) claimed that "The road to hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies",

Does that mean the babies skulls are the same as good intentions?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

Does that mean the babies skulls are the same as good intentions?

Interesting, that would mean we would now have the physical characteristics of a good intention. Truely, God knows the measure of all things.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

Does that mean the babies skulls are the same as good intentions?

Good one.

Anyway, is it the road to hell, or the roads in hell that are paved with these skulls? What do they use all the new skulls for? Improvements? Filling skull sized potholes?

Also, what was hell paved with before it was paved with skulls? And how long did it take to aquire them for paving?

[Marshall]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

Once the Godless Democrats legalized abortion and the murder of infants, Hell had so much surplus that a DOT had to be formed to create all sorts of new roads and even a highway between Hells capital in Mecca and the actual lake of fire beside Satans cave.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

I was reading this phoney-baloney bleeding heart FALSE Christian sermon, when I was struck by the following statement:

“hell is paved with the skulls of infants not a span long”

Now, a span is 23 inches, so I thought they were rather big skulls for being infants' skulls. After a while it dawned upon me that it was the infants, not the skulls, who were "not a span long". Ooops.

Anyway, it got me wondering about the exact nature of building materials that God used when He created Hell (Matthew 25:41). As a True Christian™ I only except to see Hell from the other side of the great gulf, so please indulge an old man's curiosity.

Jonathan Edwards (1703–1758) claimed that "The road to hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies", while Richard Baxter (1615-1691) is quoted in Hazlitt's "Table Talk" for stating from the pulpit, "Hell is paved with infants' skulls". According to Chrysostom it was priests' skulls and not infants' skulls.

I hope my True Christian™ brethren and sistren have given thoughts to this theological puzzle.

Whoa...Somehow I would doubt that St. John Chrysostom would say that...He was one of the early Fathers of the Church!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

Once the Godless Democrats legalized abortion and the murder of infants, Hell had so much surplus that a DOT had to be formed to create all sorts of new roads and even a highway between Hells capital in Mecca and the actual lake of fire beside Satans cave.

You've got that right, brother Marshall. Let's be frank - all Democrats are terrorists. But at least Clinton was "only" Godless. Just think how much worse it will become if that uppity spook Barack Osama bin Laden becomes president. Then, all non-Muslims will be required to have an abortion. Furthermore, the White House will be converted into a mosque, and all public schools will be converted into madrassas. Indeed, your kids will be forced to read the Koran and practice abortions on frogs in biology class.

Lets stop them before it's too late. Nuke a gay Jihadist for Jesus.

Yours in Christ,
Buford

[Viking]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

you baptists are truly evil, truly. how can you believe that innocent childs will go to hell if they werent baptized? are you so self centered, egocentric?

i mean, i have arguments against other religions, but you people, i remain speechless in shock, you are just plain evil and egoist. thats the only thing you are, you truly make me sick.

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

you baptists are truly evil, truly. how can you believe that innocent childs will go to hell if they werent baptized? are you so self centered, egocentric?

i mean, i have arguments against other religions, but you people, i remain speechless in shock, you are just plain evil and egoist. thats the only thing you are, you truly make me sick.

Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! ... Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame consumeth the chaff, so their root shall be as rottenness, and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have cast away the law of the LORD of hosts, and despised the word of the Holy One of Israel. - Isaiah 5:20-24

Got asbestos?

[Viking]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

no, i dont need it, i will burn along with the loyal if i need to.

cant you people see the bible was written by the traitors of christ? and you expect to be saved by it? give up on it, they perversed, and destroyed jesus's original message. thats a fact, they are traitors of a prophet, they missed their chance. why do you keep giving it to them, when they killed your god, your idol?

shouldnt you be more hateful to those who killed Him, than to innocent unbaptized kids?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

no, i dont need it, i will burn along with the loyal if i need to.

cant you people see the bible was written by the traitors of christ? and you expect to be saved by it? give up on it, they perversed, and destroyed jesus's original message. thats a fact, they are traitors of a prophet, they missed their chance. why do you keep giving it to them, when they killed your god, your idol?

shouldnt you be more hateful to those who killed Him, than to innocent unbaptized kids?

Ok, I'll bite gothfag.

Please tell how Christ's message was "perversed and destroyed", and by whom exactly. Who are these "they" you keep whining about?

I am sure that you have proof to show as well?

BTW: I didn't know that vikings were queers.

[Viking]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

Ok, I'll bite gothfag.

Please tell how Christ's message was "perversed and destroyed", and by whom exactly. Who are these "they" you keep whining about?

I am sure that you have proof to show as well?

BTW: I didn't know that vikings were queers.

well i could always deny, by making up an excuse, to show proof of my statement, as you people have done with the bible.

'they' are the people who betrayed jesus, his followers! the ones who wrote the freaken bible, dumbass. i am sure that if your lord christ is truly the son of god, his message was of peace and tolerance, and not about flagging as 'gay' or 'evil' everything you see.

"BTW: I didn't know that vikings were queers."

you are a worthless brainwashed moron. sorry if that insults you, but if you think that calling me queer does insult me, you are a complete moron.

the other two insults are implied.

note that behind every insult i have an argument, i could just say, as you do "your just a sissy who cant accept evil as it is in this earth and needs to hide behind his god and his salvation". but i prefer to be educated, and worthit

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

well i could always deny, by making up an excuse, to show proof of my statement, as you people have done with the bible.

'they' are the people who betrayed jesus, his followers! the ones who wrote the freaken bible, dumbass. i am sure that if your lord christ is truly the son of god, his message was of peace and tolerance, and not about flagging as 'gay' or 'evil' everything you see.


note that behind every insult i have an argument, i could just say, as you do "your just a sissy who cant accept evil as it is in this earth and needs to hide behind his god and his salvation". but i prefer to be educated, and worthit

You have given me nothing. You are talking our of your ass, felipe. Who are "they"? Have you ever even read the Bible? It doesn't sound like it.

You have thee half-baked notions about Jesus, but you can't back them up with any proof. We have the Holy KJV bible, but then you don't accept God's own Words! Don't come into our Godly forum making up vague lies and spewing hatred everywhere. If you are going to accuse us of being false Christians, then back it up with substance.

I don't know what to do with you boy. It is clear that satan has you by the short hairs.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Hell is paved with the skulls of unbaptized babies

the bible was written by the traitors of christ?... they perversed, and destroyed jesus's original message.

Your evidence of this is what, exactly? Please tell us exactly how you came to know that the preserved version of the message is different from the destroyed original.

thats a fact

Appending the phrase "thats a fact" to made up nonsense doesn't make it true.

they are traitors of a prophet, they missed their chance. why do you keep giving it to them, when they killed your god, your idol?

Hmmm -- you think Jesus was a mere prophet and that people who worship Jesus are worshipping an idol -- that sounds like moon-worshipping Muslim apologetics to me. You do know that the Catholics invented your false religion to take the Holy Land away from the Christians, don't you?

Pastor Billy-Reuben