True Christianity and Communism

[Sanctus]

I want to know what those here at Landover think of the idea behind Communism.

Now, I think we can agree that Communism fails utterly in practice. Human nature ruins the idea.

But, in a perfect world, do you guys think the idea of sharing everything equally is a good one?

Just curious.

Jeb Says: Read Economics 101.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: True Christianity and Communism

I want to know what those here at Landover think of the idea behind Communism.

Now, I think we can agree that Communism fails utterly in practice. Human nature ruins the idea.

But, in a perfect world, do you guys think the idea of sharing everything equally is a good one?

Just curious.

Jeb Says: Read Economics 101.

This has to be one of the most asinine questions ever posted.

Communism is an ANTI-Christian, atheistic philosophy that reduces human being to nothing but "workers" and ignores Christ's commandments. There is NOTHING about such a facistic system that any True Christian™ would admire.

And where in the Holy Bible does God tell us to "share everything equally?"

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: True Christianity and Communism

I join Pastor Ezekiel in open-mouthed shock at the inanity of this question. I do not mean any disrespect, "Sanctus" -- but your question is so traumatizing that anger makes my face as red with fury as the flag of the vodka-drinkers before American superiority caused their evil empire to collapse. Some people are born dumb as doornails, but certain sorts of delusive ignorance are obviously the issue of mental copulation with the Devil -- and that seems to be what we have here.

I live in a communist country -- Sweden. What do you think the place of True Christians™ is in this Stalinist state that still retains a bug-eyed King so that it can pretend to be a normal, quaint little Old World country and get the American aid un-Americans the world over live off of? Do you want a 60% tax burden so that homers get the diseases they deserve treated for free?

You want to share the wealth, do you? Would you share your wife? During the Bolshevik revolution, bands of wild-eyed atheists even tried to nationalize women, reasoning that the bourgeois had gotten better ones whilst they were groaning under the wheels of industry and agriculture like all good workers and peasants ought to be.

Do you work for Hillary Clinton, or what? Look, "Sanctus" -- despite the depredations of liberalism and illegal aliens like unto the chupacabra, the United States of America is rich and powerful because God shed His grace upon it. Not some ill-defined lower-case god dreamt up by supposed deists in the distortions of secular humanism but the true God of True Christians™.

God is in the Pledge of Allegiance, recited by real Americans fighting evils from Baghdad to Kabul, to distinguish the American system from the Satanic machinations of Maoist Naxalites like Hillary.

If God wanted Negroes or Wal-Mart greeters to share the riches of hard-working white Christian men with many credit cards, He wouldn't have made the former slothful pie-stealers. Come to think of it, Marxism is all about pie-stealing, which is probably why Fidel stayed at a hotel in Harlem -- his radical admirers, seething with envy at the accomplishments of white men who had gotten their just desserts after performing valuable labor, probably had roomfuls of pies filched from the windowsills of the capacious kitchens of Iowa, with which they fed that Cuban menace.

Communism in all of its guises -- national health care, affirmative action, social security -- is profoundly evil. If I were you, I wouldn't carry a dime in my pocket because of the image of FDR emblazoned upon it. The only problem with Capitalism is money-grubbing Joos, but this can be ameliorated by the installation of nativity scenes in public spaces and the removal of menorahs, Kwanzaa crap, and other symbols that distract the populace from America's Christian heritage. When the room for the Godless is so narrowed, the unsaved can more easily be encouraged to accept Jesus Christ.

Consider the hammer and sickle. Americans have tractors, not sickles. Hammers are nice and manly, but most carpentry can be done by lesser peoples at a lower cost.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

[Sanctus]

Re: True Christianity and Communism

I'm not trying to promote Communism here. I was just wondering if it was the idea or the implementation that True Christianity opposed.

And now I know. Thanks!

[Magnum Innominandum]

Re: True Christianity and Communism

I'm not trying to promote Communism here. I was just wondering if it was the idea or the implementation that True Christianity opposed.

And now I know. Thanks!

I am relieved to hear this, "Sanctus" (must you use that suspiciously cathylick-sounding nick?)! You could mount any promotion campaign to which Satan or Hillary might have inspired you, of course -- there are enough perspicacious True Christians™ here to stamp out any manifestation of Godless Marxism, be it liberal fawning over a secular charity hospital or some big-mouthed Negress distributing free watermelon to the homeless whilst mindlessly repeating Satanic slogans ("Hey, hey, ho, ho, Western culture's got to go!" -- Jesse Jackson).

Actions tend to be rooted in ideas, and in this case the taproot of the action dangles in the lowest sub-basement of the Devil's disco. The minimum wage, for instance -- check out Wikipedia, which despite and because of its latent communism is quite revealing. The minimum wage started in Massachusetts (a state nearly as evil as Canada), and "Bill Clinton gave states the power to set their minimum wages above the federal level." Though I am a strong supporter of states' rights when it comes to preventing porch monkeys from getting too uppity, the Lochner Court was obviously correct in its opinion that minimum wage laws are "unconstitutional for interfering with the ability of employers to freely negotiate appropriate wage contracts with employees."

If I have an endless supply of wetbacks willing to pick lettuce despite their exposure to the chupacabra -- why should I pay them more than I pay my Negro shoeshine boy? The whole idea of a "living wage" makes no sense to me. The unskilled, untalented, uneducated, un-American, un-Christian creatures complaining about their supposedly low wages are alive, aren't they? Giving them more money just causes them to breed more, and these rafts of losers place a great burden upon oppressed white Christian men.

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: True Christianity and Communism

I want to know what those here at Landover think of the idea behind Communism.

Now, I think we can agree that Communism fails utterly in practice. Human nature ruins the idea.

But, in a perfect world, do you guys think the idea of sharing everything equally is a good one?

Just curious.

Jeb Says: Read Economics 101.

No. Absolutely not. God gives His chosen elect special stewardship of material goods to mark those who are the righteous. Any kind of wealth re-distribution is going to obscure His plan and only reward the wicked at the expense of the good.

[Scott M]

Re: True Christianity and Communism

lol Communism =p a Godless economy is always doomed to fail. I'm just reminded of an old highschool history project I had to give on Conservatism were I basiclly insulted Communists and talked about how Ronald Reagan was the greatest president ever for defeating those Russian bastards. The Liberal filled class was not impressed and the commie teacher though I was joking.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: True Christianity and Communism

I want to know what those here at Landover think of the idea behind Communism.

Now, I think we can agree that Communism fails utterly in practice. Human nature ruins the idea.

But, in a perfect world, do you guys think the idea of sharing everything equally is a good one?

Just curious.

Jeb Says: Read Economics 101.

Absolutely not; 'sharing' is a different spelling of 'Satan.' Anybody who wants to share equally is in danger of Hellfire-end of discussion.

[JennyD]

Re: True Christianity and Communism

Absolutely not; 'sharing' is a different spelling of 'Satan.' Anybody who wants to share equally is in danger of Hellfire-end of discussion.

Much like those who wish to <shudder> "Cher".