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  • #1

    A glorious anniversary tomorrow

    Tomorrow is the 237th birthday of the United States Marine Corps, God's own shock troops, that have:

    1. Put the beaners in their place (see Nicaragua and Spanish)
    2. Kept the pagan Huns at bay (See Belleau Wood)
    3. Obliterated the Japanese
    4. Beat down Charlie's commie hordes
    5. Got rid of the commie Cubans holding Grenada hostage
    6. Put several hurtins down on raghead mooslims and took out Obama's cousin Saddam.

    And generally kicking non-Christian a$$ and naming names. God Bless the Marine Corps!!! Semper Fi!!
    Recovering Catholic.

    Helping restore the "bully" to the "bully pulpit"

    Aspiring to be God's Bouncer..
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  • #2
    Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow

    And now for the sing along!



    From the Halls of Montezuma
    To the shores of Tripoli
    We fight our country's battles
    In the air, on land, and sea;
    First to fight for right and freedom
    And to keep our honor clean;
    We are proud to claim the title
    Of United States Marine.


    Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
    From dawn to setting sun;
    We have fought in every clime and place
    Where we could take a gun.
    In the snow of far-off Northern lands
    And in sunny tropic scenes;
    You will find us always on the job --
    The United States Marines.


    Here's health to you and to our Corps
    Which we are proud to serve;
    In many a strife we've fought for life
    And never lost our nerve.
    If the Army and the Navy
    Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
    They will find the streets are guarded
    By United States Marines.

    That last bit is damn true! Heaven is like America without Democrats, Queers, Lezbeans, Socialists, Hippies, Dot-Heads, Mooselimbs, Slants, Beaners and Darkies! In fact, it is like The Waltons or Little House on the Prairie ... only better.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
      Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      And now for the sing along!



      From the Halls of Montezuma
      To the shores of Tripoli
      We fight our country's battles
      In the air, on land, and sea;
      First to fight for right and freedom
      And to keep our honor clean;
      We are proud to claim the title
      Of United States Marine.


      Our flag's unfurled to every breeze
      From dawn to setting sun;
      We have fought in every clime and place
      Where we could take a gun.
      In the snow of far-off Northern lands
      And in sunny tropic scenes;
      You will find us always on the job --
      The United States Marines.


      Here's health to you and to our Corps
      Which we are proud to serve;
      In many a strife we've fought for life
      And never lost our nerve.
      If the Army and the Navy
      Ever look on Heaven's scenes,
      They will find the streets are guarded
      By United States Marines.

      That last bit is damn true! Heaven is like America without Democrats, Queers, Lezbeans, Socialists, Hippies, Dot-Heads, Mooselimbs, Slants, Beaners and Darkies! In fact, it is like The Waltons or Little House on the Prairie ... only better.
      AMEN!

      YBIC

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      • #4
        Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow

        Happy Birthday, boys! I love a Marine!

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow

          That is such rubbish its laughable. They used to make films with John Wayne
          who won the war single handed.
          Course they forgot to include all the others

          - Australia
          - Belgium
          - Brazil
          - Canada
          - China
          - Czechoslovakia
          - Denmark
          - Estonia
          - France
          - Greece
          - India
          - Latvia
          - Lithuania
          - Malta
          - The Netherlands
          - New Zealand
          - Norway
          - Poland
          - South Africa
          - United Kingdom
          - United States
          - USSR
          - Yugoslavia
          -
          -
          -
          you is an idiot of the first order.

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          • #6
            Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow

            Originally posted by tom kinight View Post
            That is such rubbish its laughable. They used to make films with John Wayne
            who won the war single handed.
            Course they forgot to include all the others

            - Australia
            - Belgium
            - Brazil
            - Canada
            - China
            - Czechoslovakia
            - Denmark
            - Estonia
            - France
            - Greece
            - India
            - Latvia
            - Lithuania
            - Malta
            - The Netherlands
            - New Zealand
            - Norway
            - Poland
            - South Africa
            - United Kingdom
            - United States
            - USSR
            - Yugoslavia
            -
            -
            -
            you is an idiot of the first order.
            All of those "countries" wouldn't exist right now if it wasn't for John Wayne and the Godly U.S. Marines!

            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow

              I am welsh and live in the UK. We fought the Germans for two long years
              before you even entered ww2.
              I was 6 when it started and lived in Dover ( known as Hell Fire Corner) we
              were bombed, shelled, machine gunned and rocketed while you lot slept sound
              in your beds.

              Except for your old wars before 1783 you have even fought on your own soil.

              No Boy you are a yellow belly.

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              • #8
                Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow

                Originally posted by tom kinight View Post
                I am welsh and live in the UK. We fought the Germans for two long years
                before you even entered ww2.
                I was 6 when it started and lived in Dover ( known as Hell Fire Corner) we
                were bombed, shelled, machine gunned and rocketed while you lot slept sound
                in your beds.

                Except for your old wars before 1783 you have even fought on your own soil.

                No Boy you are a yellow belly.
                So, sheep shagger! If you are from Ireland why did you live in England. Were you re-housed as part of the keep the people of Nazi descent in one place program? The Americans done that with the Japs and it worked quite well.

                Who machine gunned you? The British? I can't remember any German Commando teams invading England.

                Just remember if it wasn't for the Yanks we would be speaking German right now
                Isaiah 66:15

                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                • #9
                  Re: A glorious anniversary tomorrow

                  After listening to the Welsh Language I think if the Germans won you might of at least learned a proper Christian Language.

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