[Alvin Moss]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

How do you know he is cruel if you claim to never have experienced his wrath?

Spoken like a true Yankee homo. You don't believe it because it has never happened to you. Have you ever been hit by a truck and died from your injuries? I would suggest that to be unlikely. But do you believe that a truck running over you would be fatal? I bet you do. You are twisted around in a lot of ways, friend. Why don't you forego sin, turn to Jesus and seek salvation?

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

As a True Christian™, I have never had hemorrhoids. In fact, God loves me so much that I sometimes go days forgetting I even have an anus. Clean living and a diet of beef, pork, & cheese will go a long way toward ensuring colonic regularity and once weekly bowel movements.

Really? Why does my doctor constantly warn me that I must have a bowel movement everyday. He's been telling me to limit pork and beef in my diet. Why would my doctor tell me that? He tells me to eat more vegetables.

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Spoken like a true Yankee homo. You don't believe it because it has never happened to you. Have you ever been hit by a truck and died from your injuries? I would suggest that to be unlikely. But do you believe that a truck running over you would be fatal? I bet you do. You are twisted around in a lot of ways, friend. Why don't you forego sin, turn to Jesus and seek salvation?

I'm not homosexual. I have anal inflammation that I'd rather not be bothered by.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Really? Why does my doctor constantly warn me that I must have a bowel movement everyday. He's been telling me to limit pork and beef in my diet. Why would my doctor tell me that? He tells me to eat more vegetables.

Wait, I thought you were claiming to be Christian? Don't you know the Bible tells the faithful to NOT go to the doctor, but rather that you should rely on anointing with oils and prayer?

Why don't you trust in God?

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Wait, I thought you were claiming to be Christian? Don't you know the Bible tells the faithful to NOT go to the doctor, but rather that you should rely on anointing with oils and prayer?

Why don't you trust in God?

I do trust in God. Where does it say not to visit the doctor? I thought I was doing the right thing.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I do trust in God. Where does it say not to visit the doctor? I thought I was doing the right thing.

Great, another "Christian" who's never read the Bible.

2 Chronicles 16:12-13 "12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease wasexceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign. "

James 5:14 "Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:"

Mark 16:18 "They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I do trust in God. Where does it say not to visit the doctor? I thought I was doing the right thing.

Dear Sinner,

Please, try to concentrate on your Bible Studies. As you can see above, even a revolting atheist has more sense and can quote the pivotal passages!

2 Chronicles 16:12-13
And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease [was] exceeding [great]: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

King Asa made a bad mistake. You can still Repent. One step away from your life of sin would be to concentrate more on eschatology and much, much less on scatology. It makes you appear the wicked person that you presumably are.

Isaiah 57:20
But the wicked are like the troubled sea, when it cannot rest, whose waters cast up mire and dirt.

Your case is, of course, a perfect example of the sodomistic rectal obsession that characterizes the modern era. Please, visit a doctor if you're unable to Repent. There are treatments available. Barron ligatures are easy to apply in case your demons are still internal, but the treatment requires proctoscopy and very few have escaped that without some collateral damage on their innocence and Spiritual Sate. Go ahead, try it if you must but remember that Jesus disapproves. You claim you trust in God but a vesseled vegetable has more Faith than you have:

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

I am most convinced that, albeit sore and a cause of discomfort - you piles still fail in size when compared to mountains. It may feel to you the same, but whatever the case, a simple prayer is sufficient IF you have the Faith. The True Trust™


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Des]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I do trust in God. Where does it say not to visit the doctor? I thought I was doing the right thing.

In a way, it does tell you to not visit a modern sickular doctor. Doctors are always wanting you to strip for them, but the Bible has already covered that and made it quite clear that a man should not see another man naked.


Habakkuk 2:15 Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and makest him drunken also, that thou mayest look on their nakedness!


Other passages describe nakedness in terms of shame and disgrace as well. Lamentations 1:8 & Ezekiel 23:18 for instance.


"Oh, but my doctor is a good man!" you say. "He only looks at us professionally!". Ahh, but God foresaw this too.


Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

See, God understands temptation, and gives us advice throughout the Bible to avoid it. The problem is, you have to actually read the Bible in order to get His message.


Now, my having actually read the Bible, let me ask you a question. Will letting a young boy look at pornography day in and day out 'cure' him of looking at pornography?


Of course not! The boy will become more and more jaded. He will become dissatisfied with 'regular' pornography and become increasingly deviant in his unnatural lusts. Give him a year and check his interweb browsing history. You are going to find searches for "Interracial BDSM Cigar-Smoking Trannies on Grannies with Balloons & Tubs of Vomit Clown Scat porn"!


Likewise with giving someone a 'vaccination' of the same disease they claim to be immunizing you from. God knows that our hearts are black as coal. God knows even a 'good man' will succumb to his baser nature when viewing naked human flesh day after day. God knows. Oh yes my friend, God knows! And you would know too, were you a real Christian who actually reads the Bible.


I'll pray for you.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Well she is a hypocrite and to call this church God's favorite church lol! How disgusting arrogant to put yourself above others. Mental case.

Speak for yourself.


God Himself tells us that your retardedness is a lifestyle choice:


Proverbs 1:22


“How long, ye simple ones, will ye loue simplicitie? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fooles hate knowledge?”

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I'm not homosexual. I have anal inflammation that I'd rather not be bothered by.

Ah. So you admit that you are batting for the other side then. How else would you get an inflamed rectal passage, hmmmm...?

[POOP MANIAC]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

In a way, it does tell you to not visit a modern sickular doctor. Doctors are always wanting you to strip for them, but the Bible has already covered that and made it quite clear that a man should not see another man naked.


Habakkuk 2:15 Woe unto him that giveth his neighbour drink, that puttest thy bottle to him, and makest him drunken also, that thou mayest look on their nakedness!


Other passages describe nakedness in terms of shame and disgrace as well. Lamentations 1:8 & Ezekiel 23:18 for instance.


"Oh, but my doctor is a good man!" you say. "He only looks at us professionally!". Ahh, but God foresaw this too.


Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

See, God understands temptation, and gives us advice throughout the Bible to avoid it. The problem is, you have to actually read the Bible in order to get His message.


Now, my having actually read the Bible, let me ask you a question. Will letting a young boy look at pornography day in and day out 'cure' him of looking at pornography?


Of course not! The boy will become more and more jaded. He will become dissatisfied with 'regular' pornography and become increasingly deviant in his unnatural lusts. Give him a year and check his interweb browsing history. You are going to find searches for "Interracial BDSM Cigar-Smoking Trannies on Grannies with Balloons & Tubs of Vomit Clown Scat porn"!


Likewise with giving someone a 'vaccination' of the same disease they claim to be immunizing you from. God knows that our hearts are black as coal. God knows even a 'good man' will succumb to his baser nature when viewing naked human flesh day after day. God knows. Oh yes my friend, God knows! And you would know too, were you a real Christian who actually reads the Bible.


I'll pray for you.

Ok let's get this straight. I'm a man, I'm not a woman and I got hemorrhoids because <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>>. So there is homosexuality happening here when my doctor checks my hemorrhoids. All I want is for not to have them anymore so I can leave the house and glorify God by walking with dignity and not walking with <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> or <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in public. I do appreciate your prayers though. This morning was less intense, but not 100% better and I was still late for work. I also had to walk out of a meeting earlier because I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> really loud. I tried to blame it on the chair squeaking, but my boss didn't buy it it and is really pissed because I walked out of the meeting to go to the bathroom because I was afraid that I might have <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in front of everyone. He thinks I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> on purpose to avoid the rest of the meeting because of how boring it is. This <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> is the cause of my hemorrhoids and its destroying my life. I don't want to get fired because of it. I want to work. I'm a very hard worker and I enjoy my job.

[Des]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Ok let's get this straight. I'm a man, I'm not a woman and I got hemorrhoids because <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>>. So there is homosexuality happening here when my doctor checks my hemorrhoids. All I want is for not to have them anymore so I can leave the house and glorify God by walking with dignity and not walking with <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> or <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in public. I do appreciate your prayers though. This morning was less intense, but not 100% better and I was still late for work. I also had to walk out of a meeting earlier because I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> really loud. I tried to blame it on the chair squeaking, but my boss didn't buy it it and is really pissed because I walked out of the meeting to go to the bathroom because I was afraid that I might have <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in front of everyone. He thinks I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> on purpose to avoid the rest of the meeting because of how boring it is. This <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> is the cause of my hemorrhoids and its destroying my life. I don't want to get fired because of it. I want to work. I'm a very hard worker and I enjoy my job.

Well then, there is your problem. God is punishing you for playing Hide the Salami with another man. Again, if you had ever bothered to read the Bible, you would know that this is a huge no no.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

See that? Not "...it shall slightly vex Me." Not "...I really wish thou wouldst not do that." But rather "...it is abomination."

And how much of an abomination, you ask? As if there is such a thing as a minor abomination! Know this my fell fudge packer, homersex is just about the absolute worst thing you can do before the Eyes of God. I know this because God spells it out for us.

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? lBe not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

So enjoy thee agony of hemorrhoids now, because no matter how much they hurt, you are going to be wishing that was the worst of your agony once you get to hell.

YIC

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Ok let's get this straight. I'm a man, I'm not a woman and I got hemorrhoids because <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>>. So there is homosexuality happening here when my doctor checks my hemorrhoids. All I want is for not to have them anymore so I can leave the house and glorify God by walking with dignity and not walking with <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> or <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in public. I do appreciate your prayers though. This morning was less intense, but not 100% better and I was still late for work. I also had to walk out of a meeting earlier because I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> really loud. I tried to blame it on the chair squeaking, but my boss didn't buy it it and is really pissed because I walked out of the meeting to go to the bathroom because I was afraid that I might have <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> in front of everyone. He thinks I <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> on purpose to avoid the rest of the meeting because of how boring it is. This <<<homosexual innuendo removed>>> is the cause of my hemorrhoids and its destroying my life. I don't want to get fired because of it. I want to work. I'm a very hard worker and I enjoy my job.

Aha. I thought so. An abumination

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Can't anyone empathize with my pain?

Of course not. If you have pain, then this is because God wants you to have pain (Revelation 19:6). Now matter how horrible and unfair pain might seem, it is always just because it is always God's will!

You should be ashamed for whining about it and pray to Jesus for forgiveness.

[Nobar King]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I get hemorrhoids, too, and I also worry about showing them to the doctor.