[InGodWeTrust]

Re: PROOF God is REAL!

i don't know why I'm an atheist

(don't reply "cuz u hate god" or something like that! please)

Because you're ignorant.

[nonethanks]

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cuz u r st00pid? LOLZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!1

i really thought you were more reasonable! I even thought you were respectable

[Tertius The Scribe]

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i don't know why I'm an atheist

(don't reply "cuz u hate god" or something like that! please)

Do you know why you don't know why you're an atheist? It's because there is no reason to be one!

At least you're on the right path, and finally asking the right questions. Tell me, do you know that you are Loved?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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i really thought you were more reasonable! I even thought you were respectable

I am both. You see, let me explain the joke to you, but it will be rendered unfunny once revealed: You wrote, in very ignorant leetspeak "cuz u hate god", so I came up with an equally, if not more retarded response to your question.

See, now that I explained it, it's not as funny.

[nonethanks]

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Do you know why you don't know why you're an atheist? It's because there is no reason to be one!

At least you're on the right path, and finally asking the right questions. Tell me, do you know that you are Loved?

by Jesus and the Lord?
but zeke just said Jesus hates me!~

[Tertius The Scribe]

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by Jesus and the Lord?
but zeke just said Jesus hates me!~

I'm sorry, wrong answer.

No, you don't know that God loves you. But why? Because you are an unbelieving heretic! If you would only believe, God would shower you with white, sticky love!

Can you attribute your foolish atheism to any one cause? Was it third-grade biology class? Did you date a "freethinker" and catch atheism? Did Dawkins tie you down and rape you until you abandoned your belief in Him?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus wants to love you, but He can't when you embrace satan the way you do.

[nonethanks]

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I'm sorry, wrong answer.

No, you don't know that God loves you. But why? Because you are an unbelieving heretic! If you would only believe, God would shower you with white, sticky love!

Can you attribute your foolish atheism to any one cause? Was it third-grade biology class? Did you date a "freethinker" and catch atheism? Did Dawkins tie you down and rape you until you abandoned your belief in Him?

just a couple of details: "white sticky love?" what does that mean?!

another thing~ if you were to go to heaven, wouldn't you eventually get bored? I mean eternity is.. you know eternal. so you'd run out of things to do, or things to think, and say. And you'd be rendered a lump, another soul crunched up in a corner of heaven.
that's why i'm lost, I can't conceive eternity

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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another thing~ if you were to go to heaven, wouldn't you eventually get bored? I mean eternity is.. you know eternal. so you'd run out of things to do, or things to think, and say. And you'd be rendered a lump, another soul crunched up in a corner of heaven.
that's why i'm lost, I can't conceive eternity

You can't concieve of many things I would guess.

Once you're Saved, you'll be more than happy to spend eternity up in Heaven with Jesus. For one thing, we get to watch sinners being tortured down in hell and laugh ourselves slly along with Christ!

"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4


Luke 16:20-26

"20And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. 26And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence."

I can't imagine ever getting bored with that!

[Tertius The Scribe]

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just a couple of details: "white sticky love?" what does that mean?!

another thing~ if you were to go to heaven, wouldn't you eventually get bored? I mean eternity is.. you know eternal. so you'd run out of things to do, or things to think, and say. And you'd be rendered a lump, another soul crunched up in a corner of heaven.
that's why i'm lost, I can't conceive eternity

1 Corinthians 2:9- "But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him."

That should answer your question.

[nonethanks]

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You can't concieve of many things I would guess.

Once you're Saved, you'll be more than happy to spend eternity up in Heaven with Jesus. For one thing, we get to watch sinners being tortured down in hell and laugh ourselves slly along with Christ!




I can't imagine ever getting bored with that!

it's ETERNAL! that means it's forever. no matter what it's certain to drive you nuts

[Tertius The Scribe]

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it's ETERNAL! that means it's forever. no matter what it's certain to drive you nuts

Would it be better to swallow Satan's spunk for all time?

Or, to appeal to your atheism, is it not better to live for all eternity than just to live for 80 years and then rot in the ground?

[nonethanks]

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Would it be better to swallow Satan's spunk for all time?

Or, to appeal to your atheism, is it not better to live for all eternity than just to live for 80 years and then rot in the ground?

maybe

if you can understand yourself as a finite being, a part of this universe. a part that can be disposed of.

[Tertius The Scribe]

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maybe

if you can understand yourself as a finite being, a part of this universe. a part that can be disposed of.

But that's just it; that view is obsolete and primitive. You don't have to be a thrown-away piece of garbage. You can accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!

What else stills troubles you about accepting the truth of God's Word?

[Citan]

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Both theories could be right, if we take the fact that for an inmortal being outside of earth, a day could last several million years.