[Praise bee]

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as a newbie can i just say that sister Talitha is seriously hot!

surely that is enough proof there is a god.

[Bible Student]

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as a newbie can i just say that sister Talitha is seriously hot!

surely that is enough proof there is a god.

You are Unsaved Trash. Sister Talitha is a True Christian(tm). As such she is seriously off limits to you.

Mathew 5:27-28 -- Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Was that your idea of a pickup line?

[Evolution is fake]

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Hey Christians. You are accusing us atheists that we don't believe in god. Well, I have bad news for you. You are atheists to, you don't believe in Zeus, Thor, Odin, Alah, Budha, Shiva, Loki, Apolon, Osiris...... seems to me there is only a tiny little difference between you and us. I don't believe in one more god than you guys. But i can invent one right now. The Floating tea pot in the universe. I believe in that one. That makes us equal.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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Hey Christians. You are accusing us atheists that we don't believe in god. Well, I have bad news for you. You are atheists to, you don't believe in Zeus, Thor, Odin, Alah, Budha, Shiva, Loki, Apolon, Osiris...... seems to me there is only a tiny little difference between you and us. I don't believe in one more god than you guys. But i can invent one right now. The Floating tea pot in the universe. I believe in that one. That makes us equal.

Didn't Bertrand Russel the Gay invent that one? At any rate we are far from equals. While God loves me He hates your guts because you are foolish:

Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Psalm 5:5
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity

[Evolution is fake]

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Didn't Bertrand Russel the Gay invent that one? At any rate we are far from equals. While God loves me He hates your guts because you are foolish:

Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Psalm 5:5
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity

No, The magic teapot in the universe loves me, and hates you. Whats to say to that?

Psalm Teapot the Great (1,1)
Whoever does not believe in me is a fool

Psalm Teapot the third (4,5)
I have served God, but God is much of an hater so i decided to make my one career

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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No, The magic teapot in the universe loves me, and hates you. Whats to say to that?

Psalm Teapot the Great (1,1)
Whoever does not believe in me is a fool

Psalm Teapot the third (4,5)
I have served God, but God is much of an hater so i decided to make my one career

It doesn't matter that your imaginary friend loves you, you unsaved piece of subhuman filth. If you don't repent your ways you will burn in Hell forever:

Revelation 21:8
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

It's a shame the world isn't a Christian theocracy. If it were you would be killed unless you became a Christian:

2 Chronicles 15:13
That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman

[Automated Sad]

I'm right your wrong

And what exactly happens if you have devoted your entire life to find out that God is not real or you believed in the wrong God and is, as you portray your own, unforgiving and burns your soul for eternity? who is fucked then?

I do not believe in the Christian God but I respect the belief and I am open to the idea though sceptical.

[Evolution is fake]

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Hahahhaha you are so stupid. Of course it doesn't matter if my imaginary friend loves me or not, as it doesn't matter if God loves you or not (speaking of with he is your imaginary friend), because none of them exist in reality. There is as much proof of The teapot existing than your God, than Thor, than Shiva, than Alah, than Zeus, every God has it's own probability it exists and it equals 0 or very near it.

You think that if you say to me that I shall burn in hell, that inflicts fear on me. Well, it doesn't. It is very easy for you. If something occurs to you that you like you say well it's probably God that send it to me. And if there is something you don't like you say is Satans work. But in the end, it really doesn't mean nothing. When I die, i will disolve to atoms, just like I was before i was born, for billions of years I was just a few atoms and a series coincidences brought me to where i am now.

[God's Flaming Sword]

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Why do the God-Mockers refuse to open their eyes and see the obvious.

Even if you refuse to read a full copy of the KJV 1611 I am sure that even the most simpleminded heathen can manage the first couple of verses of the first chapter (that's Genesis for the unsaved trash):


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

Genesis 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

Genesis 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

Genesis 1:4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

Genesis 1:5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Genesis 1:6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

Genesis 1:7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.

Genesis 1:8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

Genesis 1:9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.

Genesis 1:10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

Genesis 1:11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

Genesis 1:12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Genesis 1:14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

Genesis 1:16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

Genesis 1:17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

Genesis 1:18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

Genesis 1:20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Genesis 1:22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

Genesis 1:24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

Genesis 1:25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

Genesis 1:31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

Genesis 2:2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

Genesis 2:3 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.

PRAISE THE LORD'S WORD!!!!!!!

Therefore God made the earth and you and me - without making all of this you would not be here to live your heathen live and be sent to persecute True Christians.

[Automated Sad]

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Do you even realise that the Bible was written 300years after jesus by the Romans. Is it not at all possible that it was just created as propaganda to obtain money from the people and control every aspect of their lives with the church at the centre.

[Johannes Kirkeholm]

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Do you even realise that the Bible was written 300years after jesus by the Romans. Is it not at all possible that it was just created as propaganda to obtain money from the people and control every aspect of their lives with the church at the centre.

No.

[Automated Sad]

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No isn't rly a response.
It is true, just ask any historian (who isn't crazy).

[Didymus Much]

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No isn't rly a response.
It is true, just ask any historian (who isn't crazy).

That's not how things work, here or anywhere else. YOU made the claim that the Romans wrote the Bible, YOU provide the evidence to back up said claim, or admit you 1) don't know what you're talking about, or 2) lied.

[Evolution is fake]

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I've read the Bible, the whole thing. It's a nice assembly of stories, just like Lord of The Rings and Madame Bovary. But it seems to me that you haven't read The origin of species, The God delusion etc. You claim you know what is written inside but you have no idea, or maybe you have but you are being ignorant and don't want to accept the facts because that would mean your life to this point was useless. Sometimes people, you have to open your eyes and look a bit further than just: "Okay the priest told me there is god, and my mother told me so, and even daddy told me so while he was harassing me in the basement, so it must be true, and i shall not listen to no one else that claims an other thing"

[James Dewitt]

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I've read the Bible, the whole thing. It's a nice assembly of stories, just like Lord of The Rings and Madame Bovary. But it seems to me that you haven't read The origin of species, The God delusion etc. You claim you know what is written inside but you have no idea, or maybe you have but you are being ignorant and don't want to accept the facts because that would mean your life to this point was useless. Sometimes people, you have to open your eyes and look a bit further than just: "Okay the priest told me there is god, and my mother told me so, and even daddy told me so while he was harassing me in the basement, so it must be true, and i shall not listen to no one else that claims an other thing"

I see the problem, you are/where a Catlik. Never listen to a priest. They just want you to peek under their dress.