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  • Jean Poole
    Mother of 20
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2008
    • 384

    #61
    Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

    Stupid heathens. Hell is a terrible place where the Devil torments you forever.

    - Does this look like someone who wouldn't enjoy tormenting you?!
    God hates Seth Cochrane.

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    • Squidward
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 36

      #62
      Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

      Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
      This shows how retarded you truly are. Your not going to have much fun in hell, burning and screaming in pain etc.
      And I doubt I'll be having much fun in heaven praying to God every second.

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      • Kyeb20
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 26

        #63
        Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

        Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
        This shows how retarded you truly are. Your not going to have much fun in hell, burning and screaming in pain etc.
        How'd would you know what Hell is like? Ohhh by those people who wrote that book of fairy tales? I am sure they have been then?

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        • Ebenezer Wright
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 1021

          #64
          Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

          Originally posted by Kyeb20 View Post
          How'd would you know what Hell is like?
          You would rather be tormented and slapped around like a gay pin cushion then praising the King of Kings and walking on streets of gold? You certainly are wise.

          book of fairy tales??
          The Bible was inspired by GOD. It as if HE wrote it Himself! Almost all households in the USA have a Bible, its a best-seller! Mother Goose is only in a few houses. Do you see the difference?
          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22908

            #65
            Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

            Originally posted by Kyeb20 View Post
            How'd would you know what Hell is like? Ohhh by those people who wrote that book of fairy tales? I am sure they have been then?
            It was revealed to John by God and John managed to get it all written down in Revelations.

            Have a read - it's like Detroit on a Dollar a Day.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Kyeb20
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Sep 2008
              • 26

              #66
              Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

              Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
              You would rather be tormented and slapped around like a gay pin cushion then praising the King of Kings and walking on streets of gold? You certainly are wise.

              And were is your soruce? Oh the BIBLE?! The only thing you have to back any of this fairy tale crap up! If anything happened today what happened in the bible I'd be gobsmacked!


              The Bible was inspired by GOD. It as if HE wrote it Himself! Almost all households in the USA have a Bible, its a best-seller! Mother Goose is only in a few houses. Do you see the difference?
              Wait wait? Explain? How did these people get the information then? Wait just tell me please. I am not from the USA and to be honest, nobody I know is a christain or goes to church on a sunday.

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              • Squidward
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Sep 2008
                • 36

                #67
                Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                You would rather be tormented and slapped around like a gay pin cushion then praising the King of Kings and walking on streets of gold? You certainly are wise.



                The Bible was inspired by GOD. It as if HE wrote it Himself! Almost all households in the USA have a Bible, its a best-seller! Mother Goose is only in a few houses. Do you see the difference?
                You know what, you people are nothing but self righteous pigs. I've just noticed that below my name it says "Unsaved Trash". I thought only God and God only could judge me?

                Big whoop, the Bible is a best-seller. Slipknot have gone platinum and they suck. But you know why they have achieved their success? By sheep, and thats all you Christians are. Brain washed sheep who can not think for themselves and give every answer as a Bible Verse. I think it's time to move on. Has God updated his Bible lately? No, I think not.

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                • Ebenezer Wright
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 1021

                  #68
                  Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                  Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                  Has God updated his Bible lately? No, I think not.
                  Why should He have to update it? It was correct then and it still is today.

                  So you are not unsaved trash? Clearly the DOF disagrees.
                  Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                  Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                  • Squidward
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 36

                    #69
                    Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                    Why should He have to update it? It was correct then and it still is today.

                    So you are not unsaved trash? Clearly the DOF disagrees.
                    Well I'm sure he'd like to share his views on all the new things that have arised in this age, such as fertilely treatments.

                    And ok, I'm unsaved trash? Why trash? Is that all I am to God? just TRASH?

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                    • Kyeb20
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 26

                      #70
                      Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                      Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
                      Why should He have to update it? It was correct then and it still is today.

                      So you are not unsaved trash? Clearly the DOF disagrees.
                      Wait? God wrote the bible now? Woah this is all so confusing is it not? How did you know it was correct back then? Was you there?

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2026
                        • 15118

                        #71
                        Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                        Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                        Well I'm sure he'd like to share his views on all the new things that have arised in this age, such as fertilely treatments.

                        And ok, I'm unsaved trash? Why trash? Is that all I am to God? just TRASH?
                        Yeah!!!
                        That's why we are here.
                        To cleanse your Soul and was you in the warm Blood of Jesus Christ

                        GLORY!!!

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Jean Poole
                          Mother of 20
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 384

                          #72
                          Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                          "Wait? God wrote the bible now? Woah this is all so confusing is it not? How did you know it was correct back then? Was you there? "

                          Kiev, God wrote the Bible through the hand of men. Let me guess, you are a monkey man . We know it is correct because God says so.
                          God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                          • Kyeb20
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 26

                            #73
                            Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                            Yeah!!!
                            That's why we are here.
                            To cleanse your Soul and was you in the warm Blood of Jesus Christ

                            GLORY!!!
                            No, we are not here for soul cleansing, to be honest, you are all of your Sinful Pillows!
                            Last edited by Talitha; 09-12-2008, 10:43 PM. Reason: Edited out the word tits.

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                            • Squidward
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 36

                              #74
                              Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                              Yeah!!!
                              That's why we are here.
                              To cleanse your Soul and was you in the warm Blood of Jesus Christ

                              GLORY!!!
                              Thanks for backing up what I said earlier. Self righteous pigs who think they are superior to everyone because they believe in a religion.

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                              • Kyeb20
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 26

                                #75
                                Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                Originally posted by Mother of 20 View Post
                                "Wait? God wrote the bible now? Woah this is all so confusing is it not? How did you know it was correct back then? Was you there? "

                                Kiev, God wrote the Bible through the hand of men. Let me guess, you are a monkey man . We know it is correct because God says so.
                                Yeah I am a monkey man. It makes much more sence then talking snakes and a woman getting pregnant without having sex! Hmm, if he did then why are they so many mistakes in the bible, such as the World is flat? How did god get into contact with these people?

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