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  • Kyeb20
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 26
    #46
    Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
    Yes, I see CHRISTian.
    That's good

    We don't need your Science, we've got our Bible
    And I see SIN too.

    Ok if you don't need our Science, I think you should disconnect your internet, phone, p.c, t.v and don't use your irons, kettles and all off the other things you most proberly use in your everyday life and sit down with your bible and get through your life with it, I am sure your god will help you!

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      • Squidward
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 36
        #47
        Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        Who is "we". Those voices in your head? That's Satan talking to you!
        Well Satan is a lot more fun than you guys, he lets me have sex before marriage, masturbate, and basically do what I want! and when I go to Hell, it's a 24/7 party!

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2026
            • 15118
            #48
            Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

            Originally posted by Squidward View Post
            Who cares? He's dead.

            You got owned, through and through.

            We'll I suggest you turn off your computer that was made by SCIENCE and just read your bible.
            The Computer wasn't MADE by Scientists. It was MADE by Godless Chinks.
            It was developed by good Christians over the years as a way to pass over the GOOD WORD ABOUT JESUS.

            He may have been murdered temporarily by Joos but he came back once and he's coming back again.

            PRAISE JESUS

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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              • Kyeb20
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Sep 2008
                • 26
                #49
                Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                [quote=Talitha;234371]The Computer wasn't MADE by Scientists. It was developed by good Christians over the years as a way to pass over the GOOD WORD ABOUT JESUS.

                He may have been murdered temporarily by Joos but he came back once and he's coming back again.



                So your telling me the bible had ready made instrucions on how to make a p.c ?

                Yeah and what about all the BAD on it then?

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                  • Squidward
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 36
                    #50
                    Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                    Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                    The Computer wasn't MADE by Scientists. It was developed by good Christians over the years as a way to pass over the GOOD WORD ABOUT JESUS.

                    He may have been murdered temporarily by Joos but he came back once and he's coming back again.

                    PRAISE JESUS
                    So some scientists are evil and some are not? That what you are saying? I don't think you can go back on ScIeNce can you?

                    And Jesus sure is taking a long time... he still hasn't got my happy meal.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2026
                        • 15118
                        #51
                        Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                        Originally posted by Kyeb20 View Post


                        So your telling me the bible had ready made instrucions on how to make a p.c ?

                        Yeah and what about all the BAD on it then?
                        The only thing you REALLY need to worry about is that Jesus is coming back soon.
                        The Bible tells us that too.

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                          • Kyeb20
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 26
                            #52
                            Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                            The only thing you REALLY need to worry about is that Jesus is coming back soon.
                            The Bible tells us that too.
                            The bible can kiss my ass to be quite frank, what truth has really come out of it really? Talking animals? bah. Its about as much fact as a lady bird book.

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                              • Squidward
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Sep 2008
                                • 36
                                #53
                                Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                                The only thing you REALLY need to worry about is that Jesus is coming back soon.
                                The Bible tells us that too.
                                I have nothing to worry about, if Jesus comes back then I'll go on my knees.
                                What's the worst he's going to do? Forgive me?

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                                  • eliot mayfield
                                    God Squad
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 9324
                                    #54
                                    Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                    Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                                    I have nothing to worry about, if Jesus comes back then I'll go on my knees.
                                    What's the worst he's going to do? Forgive me?
                                    Throw you into hell. Is that not bad enough?
                                    Matthew:
                                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                      • Kyeb20
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Sep 2008
                                        • 26
                                        #55
                                        Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                        Throw you into hell. Is that not bad enough?
                                        Not really... I am sure its a party in Hell.

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                                          • Squidward
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Sep 2008
                                            • 36
                                            #56
                                            Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                            Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                            Throw you into hell. Is that not bad enough?
                                            Well Satan is a lot more fun than you guys, he lets me have sex before marriage, masturbate, and basically do what I want! and when I go to Hell, it's a 24/7 party!

                                            Rather be in Hell with the normal people thanks

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                                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                                 
                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 22912
                                                #57
                                                Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                                Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                                                [...]and when I go to Hell, it's a 24/7 party!
                                                Rather be in Hell with the normal people thanks
                                                Re:21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                                                Sounds great... NOT!
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                                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                                  • Kyeb20
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Sep 2008
                                                    • 26
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                    Re:21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                                                    Sounds great... NOT!
                                                    Sorcerers? Hmm sounds cool, could show me a trick or too!

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                                                      • Squidward
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                        • Sep 2008
                                                        • 36
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                        Re:21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
                                                        Sounds great... NOT!
                                                        Don't knock it 'till you've tried it mate .

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                                                          • Ebenezer Wright
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jul 2008
                                                            • 1021
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                                            Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                                                            Don't knock it 'till you've tried it mate .
                                                            This shows how retarded you truly are. Your not going to have much fun in hell, burning and screaming in pain etc.
                                                            Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                                                            Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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