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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #91
    Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

    Originally posted by Squidward View Post
    Well Jesus was born in Bethlehem... not far from Jerusalem. Yeah I'm sure he was...

    And its evolution you hick.
    That was uncalled for. You aren't fit to lick the blood off his True Christian™ boots. Apologize at once!

    You might also want to take the time to research a topic before spouting off about it. It has been proven 100% that Jesus was no joo, nor was He a sand nigra. Take a look at THIS
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Squidward
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 36

      #92
      Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      That was uncalled for. You aren't fit to lick the blood off his True Christian™ boots. Apologize at once!

      You might also want to take the time to research a topic before spouting off about it. It has been proven 100% that Jesus was no joo, nor was He a sand nigra. Take a look at THIS
      This has to be a joke, it has to be.

      I say; get fucked.

      You self-righteous, piece of white trash supremist cunt.
      What makes you above everybody? Fit to lick the blood off his boots? Probably AID infested. Go crawl back into your trailers you brainwashed hicks. What the fuck is a sand nigra? Go hang yourself from you're cock.

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      • Dr. Santiago Solo
        On Permanent Assignment in Peru
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2007
        • 860

        #93
        Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

        Originally posted by Squidward View Post
        This has to be a joke, it has to be.

        I say; get piffleed.

        You self-righteous, piece of white trash supremist cooter.
        What makes you above everybody? Fit to lick the blood off his boots? Probably AID infested. Go crawl back into your trailers you brainwashed hicks. What the piffle is a sand nigra? Go hang yourself from you're cock.
        That language is completely uncalled for, and I don't mean the profanities, because they're all I would expect from you anyway, but the part I outlined. Tell me, have you even read anything besides pornographic movie titles in your life? I recommend you to start reading the One Book that is worth reading, so you can be Saved®, the KJV Bible, of course. Oh, and here you have a nice article about sand nigras.
        Bringing Geology back to Christ!

        I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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        • Jean Poole
          Mother of 20
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2008
          • 384

          #94
          Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

          You are on the high road to being banned from God's Favorite Forum, I reckon.

          Apologize to Pastor Ezekiel at once, you Unsaved Trash.
          God hates Seth Cochrane.

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          • Squidward
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Sep 2008
            • 36

            #95
            Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

            Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
            That language is completely uncalled for, and I don't mean the profanities, because they're all I would expect from you anyway, but the part I outlined. Tell me, have you even read anything besides pornographic movie titles in your life? I recommend you to start reading the One Book that is worth reading, so you can be Saved®, the KJV Bible, of course. Oh, and here you have a nice article about sand nigras.
            Expect from me? Only God can Judge me, can't he? And why would I want to read that and get brainwashed into your stupid cult, 'cos let's be honest. None of you here are real Christians. Get bent.

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            • Jean Poole
              Mother of 20
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 384

              #96
              Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

              You have much to gain from joining us True Christians™, SquidMonkey. Even just over the internet, it is possible to see the differences between us True Christians™ and you heathens.

              REPENT!
              God hates Seth Cochrane.

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              • Dr. Santiago Solo
                On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 860

                #97
                Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                Expect from me? Only God can Judge me, can't he? And why would I want to read that and get brainwashed into your stupid cult, 'cos let's be honest. None of you here are real Christians. Get bent.
                Show me the part of the Bible that forbids hating, and I'll believe you, we only hate what God hates. And we are allowed by God to judge in righteousness, and since we are righteous, we can judge. Besides, it is all about trying to save your mortal soul here, young girl. Accept Jesus today, or spend eternity being butt-raped by demons, it's your choice
                Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #98
                  Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                  Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                  Expect from me? Only God can Judge me, can't he? And why would I want to read that and get brainwashed into your stupid cult, 'cos let's be honest. None of you here are real Christians. Get bent.
                  If you knew the Holy Bible at all, you would know that Jesus commands us to judge unsaved scum such as yourself.

                  Leviticus 19:15
                  In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                  John 7:24
                  Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                  1 Corinthians 2:15
                  But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
                  We are about as "real" as real gets boy. Better wake up and smell the coffee, before you wake up and gulp the sulfur in the lake of fire.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Squidward
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 36

                    #99
                    Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                    Originally posted by Mother of 20 View Post
                    You are on the high road to being banned from God's Favorite Forum, I reckon.

                    Apologize to Pastor Ezekiel at once, you Unsaved Trash.
                    Why should I;
                    A ) Listen to a loose whore like you?
                    B ) Kiss the feet of a Supremist/Elitist?

                    You are all obviously bullies .

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #100
                      Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                      Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                      Why should I;
                      A ) Listen to a loose whore like you?
                      B ) Kiss the feet of a Supremist/Elitist?

                      You are all obviously bullies .
                      You're digging your way down to hell at a pretty fast clip boy. You might want to rethink this strategy.

                      Jesus called you here for a reason. Think about it.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Dr. Santiago Solo
                        On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 860

                        #101
                        Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                        Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                        Why should I;
                        A ) Listen to a loose whore like you?
                        B ) Kiss the feet of a Supremist/Elitist?

                        You are all obviously having a laugh .
                        Well, I for sure will have a laugh while I watch from Heaven your sinner behind getting destroyed by multiple Demons. And of course I am an Elitist, for I belong to the Maximum Elite: The Born Again, Saved True Christians™!!! We get to spend all Eternity with God, it doesn't get much better than that, can I get an Amen, Brothers (and sisters)?
                        Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                        I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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                        • Squidward
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 36

                          #102
                          Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                          Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                          Show me the part of the Bible that forbids hating, and I'll believe you, we only hate what God hates. And we are allowed by God to judge in righteousness, and since we are righteous, we can judge. Besides, it is all about trying to save your mortal soul here, young girl. Accept Jesus today, or spend eternity being butt-raped by demons, it's your choice
                          What happened to "Love thy Neighbor" or is their a exception? And yes we get it, your self-righteous. Puppet.

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          If you knew the Holy Bible at all, you would know that Jesus commands us to judge unsaved scum such as yourself.

                          Go suck a cock, I'm scum simply because I don't believe what you do? You are Elitist Trash!

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                          • Jean Poole
                            Mother of 20
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 384

                            #103
                            Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                            AMEN, Dr.Santiago!

                            SquidMonkey, I am most certainly not a whore. I am a True Christian™, and I have had 20 children with my Godly True Christian™ husband so that we can have plenty of Soldiers for Christ.



                            P.S. As for the "Love thy neighbor" comment, we all love you very much, SquidMonkey. Here we are, trying to save you from Eternal Damnation, but you insult us endlessly! But still we try and save you! If that is not True Christian™ Love, I don't know what is.
                            God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #104
                              Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                              Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                              What happened to "Love thy Neighbor" or is their a exception? And yes we get it, your self-righteous. Puppet.
                              Unsaved scum like you are hardly likely to be my neighbor. Use your head, asshat.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Dr. Santiago Solo
                                On Permanent Assignment in Peru
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 860

                                #105
                                Re: The Big Bang is Un-Scientific

                                Originally posted by Squidward View Post
                                What happened to "Love thy Neighbor" or is their a exception? And yes we get it, your self-righteous. Puppet.
                                OK, Squid, repeat after me: There is an exception to their rules, if they're desperate. It is because your obvious lack of grammar prevents you to write properly, or you're just an idiot? I love all of my neighbours in Freehold, of course, I can assure you. I even love you enough to try and save your mortal soul, before it's too late
                                Bringing Geology back to Christ!

                                I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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