Dolphin-Human DNA??

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Dolphins are actually mammals. So it's in the same vertebrate class as us!

What is this strange heathen language that you speak? Where are any of the highlighted words to be found in the Holy King James Bible? Here is what we read of such things in God's Word:

Genesis 1:21: And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good.

As you can see, the kinds (not classes) of living creatures of the water were all created on the same day. Man was created later:

Genesis 1:27: So God created man in his [own] image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

Finally, the satanic myth of DNA contradicts Scripture:

Genesis 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Sister Thumper tried out THIS recipe for dolphin parmesean. It was Heavenly!

Yum! Unfortunately our local waters are fished out of dolphin.
Mrs. P has created a recipe too, and here it is in sea green ink.
She has omitted the you-know-what, only because the local Piggly-Wiggly can't get the danged stuff no more.


Any Landoverians who have a freezer full of mini-leviathans,
please try this one out, and let us know how it pleases your souls.


MIAMI DOLPHIN LEMON BARS

2 1/4 c. flour
1/2 c. confectioners sugar
1 c. firm butter
2 c. sugar
1/2 tsp. baking powder
4 eggs, beaten
5 tbsp. lemon juice

Mix together 2 cups flour and confectioners sugar in a bowl.
Cut in butter with a pastry blender.
When mixture looks like corn meal, turn into an ungreased 9 x 13 x 3 inch baking pan.
Press firmly on bottom of pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes.

Mix 1/4 cup flour with granulated sugar and baking powder.
Add to beaten egg and mix ell. Beat in lemon juice.
Pour over baked crust. Bake 25 minutes. Cool 30 minutes.
Cut into squares. Dust with confectioners sugar.




Mmmmm, fishcakes for dessert!

The kind good women make.
They dusts them in a sugar bag
just like ol' Shake 'N Bake!

When the squares is cut to size
then pop 'em in the mouth
and Praise the Lord
cuz we et well
and sent more demons South!

http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1610,...234205,00.html

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Sister Thumper tried out THIS recipe for dolphin parmesean. It was Heavenly!

* Exported from MasterCook II

Dolphin Parmesan

Recipe By : Palm Beach Post 07/17/97
Serving Size : 2 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : New Text Import To Post
Seafood - Entrees

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
8 Ounces Dolphin Filets
Flour Seasoned With Salt And Pepper -- for
dredging
2 Ounces Tomato Sauce
Egg Beaten With A Little Milk
Italian Bread Crumbs
Olive Oil
Shredded Mozzarella
2 Ounces Parmesan -- grated

Rinse fillets; pat dry. Dredge in flour, dip in beaten egq, then in
bread crumbs to bread the fillets. Place in pan with a little olive oil
and pan sear until lightly browned. Place fish a casserole dish or on a
baking dish and top with tomato sauce and mozzarella and Parmesan.

Bake at 350° until cheese is melted and dolphin is moist.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Dolphins are actually mammals. So it's in the same vertebrate class as us!

Dolphins aren't mammals. They aren't even fish. They are satanic demons without scales....sort of like whales....and must be killed with all dispatch!

[Brother Love]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Is this another story about that Christ-killer who fornicates with dolphins?

Thank ya for addin' this article to this conversation Brother Temperance cuz it jist proves further how SICK and ABOMINAL the SINNERS in this world really are. How can a human being marry a dolphin? And jist what kind of SINNIN' preacher would even perform such a ceremony of holy matrimony anyway? The VILE DEPRAVITY of the HEATHEN today never stops amazing me! ABOMINATIONS they are! VALLEYS OF DEATH in everything they do with their bodies and VILE FALLEN souls!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Is this another story about that Christ-killer who fornicates with dolphins?

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Then they are an abomination.

Leviticus 11:10
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:

Dolphins have fins, of course, but scales? Not if they're mammals.

[Arethusa]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Dolphins are actually mammals. So it's in the same vertebrate class as us!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Here's what I want to know: what gives this chink the gall to go around interfering with God's plan? Jesus clearly wanted these dolphins to die--that's why He put plastic bottles in their stomachs--and this man thinks that just because the Lord turned him into a deformed freak as punishment for his sins, he can use that deformity to circumvent His will? Madness.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Dolphin-Human DNA??

Here's a story that was sent to me today. What an outright ABOMINATION it is! Notice they say the DNA of a Dolphin (FISH) is close to human DNA? That IS an abomination if I ever heard one!!

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=5835

This garbage is jist one more ploy by Satan's homer "scientist" (who frankly wouldn't know SCIENCE if it screamed at them in the face--which is DOES by the ways) to try to make people think that humans came from FISH!! First it's MONKEY'S and now it's FISH! What next? COCKROACHES???

Abominations! DESOLATIONS! These "scientists" today are nothing short of the SONS OF CAIN living and wallowing in a Cesspool of SIN!!

GOD CREATED human beings and THAT IS the END of that story!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

DNA does not actually exist. The idea of DNA was created by scientists to lead people away from Jesus.

[Brother Love]

Here's a story that was sent to me today. What an outright ABOMINATION it is! Notice they say the DNA of a Dolphin (FISH) is close to human DNA? That IS an abomination if I ever heard one!!

http://www.unknowncountry.com/news/?id=5835

This garbage is jist one more ploy by Satan's homer "scientist" (who frankly wouldn't know SCIENCE if it screamed at them in the face--which is DOES by the ways) to try to make people think that humans came from FISH!! First it's MONKEY'S and now it's FISH! What next? COCKROACHES???

Abominations! DESOLATIONS! These "scientists" today are nothing short of the SONS OF CAIN living and wallowing in a Cesspool of SIN!!

GOD CREATED human beings and THAT IS the END of that story!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!